You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 935 (What Kind of Nonsensical Plot Is This?)

Qing Yutongʼs guess was spot on; indeed, Ye Hua was currently enjoying a world of three.

As the sky gradually darkened, the seven individuals rested on a grassy field near the road, lighting a fire to cook and barbecue.

The hunting work was naturally assigned to the two playful ones, making it much easier with their little subordinates around. Many laborious tasks were delegated to them.

Ren Yao had gotten used to being a little subordinate; there was nothing wrong with it. He considered it an honour, balancing the dynamic. Yang Haotian was also thinking that even someone like Ren Yao was willing to be a little subordinate, so being an Overlord and serving as a little subordinate was no big deal.

The five women lounged on chairs with a small table in the middle, where beverages were placed. The two little subordinates played the role of servants throughout.

Suddenly, Qing Yutong, while eating barbecue, said, ”I have a question for you two.”

Yang Haotian: ”...”

Ren Yao: ”...”

As soon as they heard this, both of them instantly lost their composure. This question was asked every day, making no logical sense at all. Besides, they would end up being teased.

The other four women were already preparing to laugh, finding it amusing to see their disgusted expressions.

”Do you know why mice can fly?” Qing Yutong asked with a devilish grin.

Indeed, upon hearing this question, both Yang Haotian and Ren Yao were dumbfounded. Can mice fly? Boasting to the point of absurdity?

The two men shook their heads, indicating they didnʼt know.

”Simpletons! Itʼs because mice have eaten an elixir, so it can fly. Youʼre both fools.”

”Hahaha.” The other four women burst into laughter immediately, fully coordinated in their response.

The two men wore pained expressions. Wasnʼt this question illogical? Come up with a logically sound one if you have the guts.

Qing Yutong immediately asked, ”Why do snakes fly?”

Yang Haotian raised his hand immediately, thinking, ”This question, I can definitely answer. Otherwise, Iʼll eat dung.”

”Go on.”

Yang Haotian proudly stated, ”Itʼs because snakes have also eaten an elixir.”

”Wrong, itʼs because snakes eat mice.”

Yang Haotian: ”...”

”Hahaha, you idiot.” Ren Yao immediately began to mock Yang Haotian, pointing at him.

Yang Haotian was in a tough spot. The laughter of the five women echoed in the night sky, and who knew how happy they were.

Qing Yutong paused and continued, ”Why do eagles fly?”

Ren Yao immediately raised his hand, thinking it was too simple!

”Because eagles eat elixirs, eat mice, and eat snakes!” Ren Yao confidently said, feeling proud. ʼLook, Iʼve sealed all your escape routes. Iʼm indeed clever; no wonder Iʼm a guardian, so smart.ʼ

”Eagles can naturally fly.” Qing Yutong burst into laughter, covering her stomach with her hands.

However, Yang Haotian, who had just been annoyed, pointed at Ren Yao and shouted, ”Haha, fool, haha, fool...”

Ren Yaoʼs face looked dumbfounded.

ʼYou guys are too much; youʼre bullying people. I wonʼt play with you anymore.ʼ

The routine teasing ended, and everyone enjoyed the delicious food, savouring the mild weather in the southern region.

It was truly comfortable.

However, at this moment, a strange sound echoed, resembling footsteps.

The five women heard it but paid no attention, continuing to enjoy themselves.

With an Overlord present and an egghead who could crush even Overlords, what was there to fear?

This was an invincible group; whoever came would die.

From the darkness, three men walked out.

At first glance, these three men didnʼt seem friendly. They had knives at their waists, fierce expressions on their faces, and, of course, wicked smiles.

”Brother! Beauties!”

”Brother! Beautiful ladies...”

”Iʼm not blind; I donʼt need you to remind me! Also, weʼre ambushing; why are you shouting so loudly? Are you crazy?”

Initially, Qing Yutong and the others werenʼt interested, but hearing this conversation made them curious.

They liked watching people who were a bit crazy; it could really make their stomachs ache from laughter.

Yang Haotian and Ren Yao looked at the three men, completely baffled.

It seems these three people are brothers!

But unfortunately, their intellect...

”What a good plan, and you guys ruined it!” The big brother exclaimed angrily, no longer hiding and stepped forward.

However, it seemed his foot got entangled in a tree branch.

Thump.

His entire face slammed into the grass.

”Hahaha!!!” The five women instantly burst into laughter. Even Yang Haotian and Ren Yao couldnʼt stop laughing. Were these three ordinary people here to entertain them? If they were here to rob, could they at least show some intimidation?

”Big brother! Why are you lying down?”

”Big brother, donʼt back down; we can take them!”

The second and third brothers quickly helped the big brother up.

Luckily, it was nighttime, and the ”blush” on the big brotherʼs face was covered.

”My foot! My foot! My foot!” The big brother was truly frustrated; his foot was entangled!

The second brother took a look and realised the big brotherʼs foot was caught.

Clang!

The second brother drew his own dagger. ”Big brother, Iʼll help you cut it off!”

The third brother couldnʼt help but remind, ”Second brother, itʼs getting dark. Donʼt accidentally cut off big brotherʼs foot.”

”Hahaha!!!” Even Brittany couldnʼt help but laugh until her stomach hurt. She had never seen something so absurd.

The big brotherʼs face froze. ”No! Iʼll handle it myself!”

”Big brother, trust my knife skills.” The second brother patted his chest confidently.

The third brother couldnʼt help but say, ”Last time, big brother asked you to practise knife skills, but what happened? You cut both ends and missed the middle.”

”Big brother, trust me. I wonʼt make mistakes this time!”

”Get lost!”

”Alright.”

The big brother had no choice. His face was already lost, so he had to rely on momentum!

What is momentum? Itʼs the moment of drawing the knife, displaying a terrifying aura that frightens the opponent.

The momentum displayed by the second brother just now didnʼt count.

The big brother reluctantly stood up, covered the hilt with his right hand, and glanced at the group of people, who were still laughing.

ʼWait until you canʼt laugh!ʼ

ʼLook at my big brotherʼs sword-drawing technique! It will awe you!ʼ

Clang!

A flash of silver, the big brother drew his dagger, holding it high, then surveyed the group of people!

ʼHehe! They must be shocked by my sword-drawing technique, scared, right? Just now, they dared to mock me; they are asking for trouble. Iʼll kill those two men later and keep the beauties for myself.ʼ

”Bi-big... big... brother...” the third brother looked at the big brother intermittently, as if he had seen a ghost.

And when the big brother turned around, he was stunned!

The second brother covered his neck, looking shocked at his big brother, as if saying, ”Big brother, even if my knife skills are not good, you donʼt have to do this.”

Indeed, Qing Yutong and the others were puzzled. Just now, when this guy drew his dagger, he accidentally cut his little brotherʼs neck...

It was truly shocking. Why did such a plot twist happen? Itʼs too absurd!

Qing Yutong felt that this little brotherʼs knife skills were inadequate, and the big brotherʼs skills were no better.

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