You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 832 (Father, Dad)

Chu Yuxuanʼs long hair was still very elegant, but now he couldnʼt remain calm when he heard that he had to shave it. His handsomeness relied on his beautiful locks.

He could endure everything else, but this hair! It absolutely could not be shaved!

Chu Yuxuan hadnʼt reacted yet when he saw his beautiful hair falling onto his lap.

Long Aotian held a knife and said in a deep voice, ”Brother, Iʼm doing this for your own good. Donʼt move around, or you might injure your scalp.”

ʼThreatening me! If my scalp gets injured, are you planning to cut off my head?

Iʼll endure these villains for now. When I return to the Benevolent King Prison, I will definitely expose your heinous crimes and make the entire Sapphire Continent condemn your actions.ʼ

Before long, the handsome Chu Yuxuanʼs head turned into a bald egg.

Surprisingly, there was still a different kind of charm.

”Alright, Iʼm starting. You can relax; it wonʼt hurt,” Long Aotian said as he picked up a silver needle.

”I... Ah!!!”

Chu Yuxuanʼs words werenʼt even finished when he felt a sharp pain in his head.

ʼMotherfucker! You said it wouldnʼt hurt! This doesnʼt seem like some kind of orgasm to me? Liars! These people are not only villains but also liars!ʼ

Long Aotian quickly apologised, ”Iʼm sorry, I made a mistake. Let me try again.”

Saying that, Long Aotian pulled the needle out, and a stream of blood spurted out.

The Death Assassin and Meng Meng were both shocked.

Meanwhile, Chu Yuxuan felt another pain in his head, and for some reason, he had a bad feeling. Why were they all looking at him like this?

”Brother, donʼt worry. This time, Iʼll definitely get it right.”

Chu Yuxuan felt a bit dizzy. ʼIs this guy trying to kill me? And if he gets it right, Iʼll really die! These people are too malicious!ʼ

Gradually, Chu Yuxuan felt his vision blur, and his bald head was now covered in silver needles, like a hedgehog.

Long Aotian was sweating profusely but said, ”This ʼMemory Awakening Needle Techniqueʼ should definitely work. You donʼt need to worry.”

As he said this, Long Aotian was filled with confidence. Although it had been a long time since he last used it, he still vaguely remembered how it worked... well, hopefully.

”Husband, you wonʼt hurt him too badly, will you?” Meng Meng asked with concern.

Long Aotian pursed his lips and said in a low voice, ”Well, heʼs already lost his memory, so we might as well give it a shot.”

Meng Meng nodded in agreement. This guy was really pitiful, having been pricked with several needles by her husband.

After waiting for a while, Chu Yuxuan slowly opened his eyes, and everyone immediately observed his condition.

Chu Yuxuan, with a confused look in his eyes, looked at the three people in front of him and then shouted at the Death Assassin, ”Foreign race, die before my my sword!”

Long Aotian directly knocked Chu Yuxuan unconscious, then said in a deep voice, ”It seems that his cousinʼs death had a significant impact on him, and he still remembers it.”

”Yeah,” Meng Meng sighed.

Long Aotian carried Chu Yuxuan back to his room to rest. It seemed like his needle technique had worked, and Chu Yuxuan was regaining his memory.

On the bed, Chu Yuxuan slowly woke up after a long time. He opened his eyes and looked around the familiar room. He mumbled, ”Where am I? Who am I... and why does this place seem so familiar? My head hurts.”

Chu Yuxuan sat up, shook his head, and said to himself, ”I must have hit my head. I canʼt remember anything, but judging from this familiar room, this should be my home.”

Chu Yuxuan then opened the door and saw Long Aotian and Meng Meng.

ʼCould these be my parents? They look so young. The person in my motherʼs arms must be my younger brother; heʼs so cute. And the one beside... thatʼs a member of the Undead Clan! It must be one captured by my father. It has to be like this.ʼ

Outside, the others looked at Chu Yuxuan, their eyes filled with curiosity, wondering if he had regained his memory.

Chu Yuxuan immediately knelt on the ground and shouted, ”Father! Mother! Your child has caused you worry!”

The air seemed to become still.

Long Aotian and Meng Meng were already baffled. When did they have such a grown-up son? Could this be his memory?

This is damn terrifying!

In reality, Chu Yuxuan had never actually lost his memory, and Long Aotianʼs needles were meant to treat memory loss. However, it had the opposite effect, and he had forgotten everything, even who he was.

If Chu Yuxuan knew that faking memory loss would lead to this, he would surely regret it deeply.

Seeing his parentsʼ silence, Chu Yuxuan thought they were still angry and said, ”Father, Mother, it was me being naughty; I accidentally bumped my head...”

Long Aotian had a thousand thoughts in his heart. This wasnʼt about bumping his head; it was about being stabbed!

”Husband, see, I told youʼd mess things up,” Meng Meng said impatiently.

Long Aotian felt quite embarrassed and walked over to help Chu Yuxuan up.

”Father, Dad...”

Long Aotian: ”...”

”Sorry, I made a mistake just now. Come here, Iʼll do it again.”

”Father! Iʼve realised my mistake; please donʼt do it again. I beg you to forgive my recklessness.”

”It... it was my fault,” Long Aotian sighed, not sure whether it was a memory recovery needle or a memory loss needle.

”Father, you were not at fault; it was your child.”

”It was me.”

”It was your child.”

”It was me.”

”It was your child.”

”Then it must be you.”

”...”

Meng Meng complained, ”Husband, what are you saying? Youʼre still the father...”

”Honey, blame it on this child; he confused me,” Long Aotian also felt quite frustrated.

”Mother, please donʼt mention that it was fathersʼ fault anymore; itʼs all my fault.”

”...”

Meng Meng pulled Long Aotian aside and whispered, ”Honey, I think you should practise more. If you accidentally kill someone later, it wonʼt be good.”

”What should we do now?” Long Aotian asked.

”Sigh, this person seems quite pitiful, probably lacking love. Letʼs just go along with it for now,” Meng Meng suggested.

Long Aotian took a deep breath. ”It seems that saving someone is not an easy task.”

”Saving a life is more meritorious than building a seven-story pagoda. Itʼs good for our son,” Meng Meng smiled, thinking it was a good thing.

With his wifeʼs agreement, Long Aotian nodded. But now he needed to practise his needle technique well so that he could restore his sonʼs memory later.

Back in the room, they looked at the ʼsonʼ kneeling on the ground.

Both Long Aotian and Meng Meng felt helpless.

The Death Assassin, on the other hand, remained calm.

”Get up,” Long Aotian said calmly.

Chu Yuxuan slowly stood up and then walked over to Meng Mengʼs side. ”Wow, my little brother is so cute.”

Long Aotian: ”...”

This was just too absurd. They suddenly had an extra son, and he even had a bald egg hairstyle.

”Is anyone here?”

”Woof, woof, woof~”

Just when Long Aotian was feeling helpless, there was a voice from outside, along with the barking of a dog.

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