You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 513 (Big Brother’s Black History)

Chapter 513 (Big Brotherʼs Black History)

After the meal, Yi Hong decided to take practical action, to repay his elder brother for his kindness over the years.

Arriving outside the Seven Bar, Yi Hong took a deep breath and walked in. Not long after entering, he ran into a foreigner.

Yi Hong said that he came to find the proprietress regarding his brotherʼs situation.

Sure enough, the vampire sisters ran out in a hurry when they heard that it was regarding Lu Hong!

Seeing Yi Hongʼs stammering appearance, Serena and Celine hugged each other and wept bitterly.

”Lu Hong, why did you die? We sisters are still waiting for you to come back. Why did you have the heart to go alone?”

Yi Hong puzzlingly looked at the reaction of the two sisters. He didnʼt even say anything and yet they thought that Lu Hong was dead! Their overthinking prowess was too scary.

The two sisters have been worried for the past two days. They were afraid that Lu Hong would die, and they were even more afraid that someone would come looking for them, and then they blurted out Lu Hongʼs plan by accident. Donʼt ask why, itʼs always like this on TV. Tried and tested.

Unexpectedly, Lu Hongʼs little brother came, along with a heavy expression. The two sisters already knew that the worst had happened, and no one would come to draw their blood again.

”Donʼt cry, my elder brother...”

Before Yi Hong finished speaking, Serena asked, ”Do you still have your elder brotherʼs dead body?”

”My elder brother...”

”It doesnʼt matter if itʼs not a whole body, we will make him into a specimen.” Serena said while choking on her sobs.

Yi Hong: ”...”

”My elder brother is not dead!” Yi Hong finished this sentence in one breath. The two sisters have incredible overthinking prowess. No wonder his elder brother is so afraid of them.

The vampire sisters were startled and immediately wept with joy.

”But not far from death.” Yi Hong added.

The joy on the faces of the vampire sisters froze, and they cried again in an instant.

It seems that Yi Hong must not go out to do errands alone. If he meets someone with a poor understanding ability, he will definitely be messed up like the vampire sisters.

”Donʼt cry, I mean, my elder brother is not dead, and is still alive, but life is worse than death.”

This time Yi Hong finally said the whole thing.

The vampire sisters also understood that there was some setback in their relationship, and wiped away their tears. The two sisters sat down, while Yi Hong also sat on their opposite side.

Looking at the faces of the vampire sisters, Yi Hong was very happy for his elder brother. Although he was green before, how could he see a rainbow without going through the storm?

”What happened to your elder brother?” Serena asked softly.

”Yeah, why do I feel that your elder brother had a painful experience?” Celine asked aloud.

Yi Hong sighed deeply: ”You donʼt know something.”

The two sisters didnʼt speak, they looked at Yi Hong, wanting to hear about Lu Hongʼs past.

”Do you know? I have been with my elder brother since I was a child. When I was young, we often made mud castles together. My elder brother was responsible for fetching water, and I was responsible for making the mud castle. Itʼs just that the smell of water is a bit strong, but we had a lot of fun. My elder brother also took good care of me.” [It was piss]

As we grow older, we play house. My elder brother was the father, and he even let me call him father. I felt warm at that time, accompanied by my elder brother, and took care of me like a real father.”

”To repay my elder brotherʼs kindness, I deliberately did not pass the college entrance examination and chose to accompany my elder brother to prevent him from being alone. At that time, my elder brother taught me to do afro, saying that it was awesome. Although I knew it was stupid, I still listened to my elder brother. We also practiced dancing and sweeping dust together in Taiwan. What a happy day it was.”

”But this is not the point, the point is the first relationship of my elder brother. It was a girl selling sesame cakes. He will go to buy a few cakes every morning, whether it is raining or thundering, it is the same as always. He felt that the girl was also interested in him, because when buying the cakes, the girl did not dare look at him.”

”He knew that girls were shy, and it was normal not to dare to look at him, so he didnʼt take it to heart. But one day he saw that girl getting into a Wuling Hongguang! All thoughts about the girl were lost. She went with someone else, and he proclaimed that he had been greened, so he dyed his hair green the next day, and went to question that girl.” [Itʼs a rather cheap car.]

”As a result, my elder brother and I were locked up for 10 days. He was heartbroken, and he was cheated on by the girl. Since then, he doesnʼt like women anymore.”

Hearing this, Serena exclaimed: ”Does your elder brother like men?”

”Are you two each otherʼs true love?” Celine felt that in this story, Big Brother and Little Brother are the true love.

Yi Hong: ”...”

”You two ladies, I am a man with a wife, so donʼt get me wrong. My elder brother and I are brothers! Not gay friends.” Yi Hong hastily explained.

If Zi Shan misunderstood... then...

Hearing Yi Hongʼs affirmation, the two sisters felt relieved.

Yi Hong continued: ”Brother was disheartened, and I never saw him say anything about girls. Not long after, we raised money to buy a Wuling Hongguang S. The car that took the girl had an extra S, so we took the one with less S to make the girl feel regret.”

”But not long after, we saw the girl sitting in a Civic, very happy, brother... he… alas...”

After hearing this, the two sisters understood that Lu Hong was hurt by love, so he was unwilling to accept the two of them.

”My elder brother is just scared, you know? The feeling of being green is so painful that he dares not accept you. These days, we pretended to be women to complete a task, and as he is a little bit into drama, he said he wanted to turn into a woman. Only you both can awaken the hormones in his heart.”

”Ah! Lu Hong, he wants to become a woman!” Celine exclaimed in surprise and suddenly felt a bad feeling. ʼAh, if Lu Hong turns into a woman, what will my sister and I do? We will forever die alone.ʼ

Serena, who is the elder sister, even stood up directly and said, ”Where is your elder brother now?”

”Uh...heʼs at home.” Yi Hong said hastily, it would be great if she could help him return to his original state.

This emotional wound needs to be healed by a woman, and being a younger brother, he canʼt help much.

”Take us there quickly!”

”Okay!”

Without further ado, the three of them rushed back to the villa.

Yi Hong told the sisters about his brotherʼs room. The two of them rushed directly in, for fear that it would be too late.

”You called so soon?” Zi Shan came up and asked.

”Yeah, big brother is emotionally unstable now. Iʼm afraid he will go to Uncle Wei and become a woman again.”

”Why, isnʼt it good to be a woman?” Zi Shan stared.

Yi Hong smiled apologetically: ”My wife is the best.”

”Thatʼs not too bad, I will give you a kiss as a reward.”

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