Who Brought Him into the Cultivation World?

Chapter 418: Chapter 360: Minzhou City Farce

No question about it! The only person Han Yu could think of who could pull off something like this is one.

Great Elder of Nanli Sword Studio, also the one signed as Elder Luo who asked if he wanted a wife.

Han Yu had thought these old folks would definitely have no morals for the sake of longevity, but he hadn’t expected Elder Luo to break through even more than he had imagined.

”Elder Luo, wouldn’t this count as abduction?”

The other party rolled his eyes and spoke, ”Of course it counts! Just give me the pill quickly, I can’t beat you, but for Miss You’s sake, just cooperate and let me force you to give up the pill. I’ll argue with those old ghosts later.”

It must be said that this is quite a clever plan, to strike first and gain the upper hand. Once the pill is in hand, no matter how angry the others get, they won’t be able to do anything about it.

Unfortunately, although his idea was good, there were many others with the same thought.

Before Han Yu could respond, several voices cursing broke in.

”Elder Luo, you have no shame.”

”Shameless!”

”What a bold thief!”

The unending accusations echoed above Minzhou City, drawing numerous onlookers pointing and murmuring. Before long, the pitiful guardians who stayed up all night enforcing the curfew hurriedly came to disperse the crowd.

Then they looked up at the sky with furrowed brows.

This wasn’t how they imagined it; shouldn’t gathering so many big shots be for a joint effort against the evil path?

Why are they here just to argue?

Heaven knows, he stayed up all night, fearing an invasion by evil cultivators.

After all, it required gathering so many transcendental big shots, it couldn’t be a small matter.

Up in the air, Han Yu took a careful look. All the big shots who should have come were there...

Even those who shouldn’t have come were present.

Especially the one among them holding a child—Han Yu’s mouth twitched at the sight.

”I say, haven’t you had enough, joining in on the fun for no reason.”

Not far in the void, Ou Mingdong, holding his master, replied with a bitter face, ”Do you think I wanted to come?”

He had just recovered, it was the perfect time to spend all day around Su Wanjun, but before he could enjoy enough of his happy days, his master came knocking.

And the reason was quite sufficient: as the master was going on a long journey, the disciple had to accompany him closely, just to care for bodily functions, was that too much?

Unparalleled Tower’s Great Elder certainly wouldn’t want more people to know about his embarrassing moments, so he could only have his disciple Ou Mingdong accompany him.

Therefore, Ou Mingdong nearly broke down last night, initially rushing over with his master, but after the master ”died,” he had to carry the ”corpse” to continue onward.

Along the way, the corpse nearly melted, causing a delay, followed by a severe scolding from the resurrected master.

Ou Mingdong complained a lot, but before he finished, he received a hit to the back of his head from the child-sized Great Elder in his arms.

”Rebelling, are we? You don’t want to serve your master, is that it?”

Even after striking, the Great Elder wasn’t satisfied and scolded further.

Han Yu sympathetically glanced at Ou Mingdong. With such a master, he probably wouldn’t dare return to the sect in the future.

Unless he wanted to change his master’s diapers every day...

”What are you doing here, sir?”

Han Yu asked the currently child-like Great Elder, who he had excluded from his letter to Unparalleled Tower.

The Great Elder of Unparalleled Tower proudly lifted his little head and said, ”Naturally, I’ve come to compete for the pill. You kid have no sense of fair play, leaving me out.”

”Luckily, I have connections in the Inspectorate.”

So, it was the Inspectorate who leaked the information.

After a swift exchange of words, the group began to denounce Elder Luo again.

Everyone rushed here to try and gain some advantage.

Yet this old shameless fellow was trying to get ahead by foul means.

What surprised them more was that facing the collective outcry, the old fellow, seeing the situation unfavorable, dragged Han Yu toward the city outskirts.

Thus began another chase, with the group following the two out of the city.

Han Yu didn’t want to continue playing this game with Elder Luo. Given the speed of those in the Realm of Transcendence, if the chase continued, they’d soon run out of Minzhou Prefecture’s territory.

So after running ten miles or so, Han Yu broke free, and the group behind quickly caught up. Ou Mingdong was the most unfortunate, being carried by the child-like Great Elder of Unparalleled Tower for the entire chase.

This time, Han Yu didn’t give them another chance to start arguing — that would be endless again.

Once everyone was gathered again, he immediately spoke up.

”Wait a minute, I have conditions for this pill. It’s not free.”

”The same goes for everyone, whoever can meet my conditions will get the pill, fighting won’t help.”

These words finally calmed the group down.

”Alright then, what’s your condition this time?”

Seeing his chance gone, Elder Luo let go of Han Yu’s hand with disdain, clicked his tongue, and asked.

”I want the Fire Spirit...”

A quarter of an hour later, Han Yu finally detailed the possible existence of the Fire Spirit around Minzhou Prefecture, along with explaining that the form of the Spirit Body isn’t always fixed.

After all, the Wood Spirit’s Spirit Body is a little deer; is that reasonable?

It could be an animal, or it might not even be an animal at all.

”You might as well not have said anything.”

The Great Elder of Unparalleled Tower rolled his eyes. Now looking like an ordinary teenager, Ou Mingdong, relieved, quickly helped dress his master.

The expressions of the old ghosts from the other sects were unanimous.

This is too vague; it’s like saying nothing. Given one term, ”Spirit Body,” and then you’re told any form could exist, within the state prefecture’s range.

How to find something like a needle in a haystack?

”Find it by luck. I’ve given up hope, whoever can help find it, that person will get the pill.”

Han Yu helplessly explained.

”So, you tricked a bunch of us old guys to come all this way to find something for you using just one pill?”

”You’re quite the schemer, using one pill to order around nine transcendents.”

The Great Elder of Piaomiao City widened his eyes, grinning and scolding.

”It’s not just one pill; I have another one here.”

Han Yu turned his hand and retrieved the pill he had set aside for some days.

Six Animals Pill: After consumption, the user will randomly acquire one of the six transformations from the twelve zodiac signs, each transformation grants a corresponding ability, only for those with cultivation above the Realm of Transcendence. Side effect: all cultivation dissipates, and one type of transformation ability is lost upon each death, with six transformations randomly changing daily at midnight, and human form returning at pig time.

This tough-to-handle pill might only interest these few.

Indeed, upon hearing the first part of the pill’s introduction, they showed interest; but as they continued to the side effects, the light in everyone’s eyes dimmed completely.

Sacrificing a lifetime of cultivation for one pill, isn’t that an enormous price?

Moreover, the transformation is virtually permanent, except for a two-hour human form, the rest of the time they’re in animal shape.

As the saying goes, who in their right mind would give up being human to become a pig or dog?

Only a fool would agree!

”My pills always require a fair trade.”

Han Yu was confident; even if the Six Animals Pill had drawbacks, its positive effects couldn’t be weak.

The rules of the vial had been verified by time; Han Yu had understood them thoroughly. There were no useless pills, only those used the wrong way.

”I’ll only allow two days, and this pill can be taken unconditionally. Whoever wants it, I’ll give it to them.”

With only three days left, Han Yu couldn’t keep it hidden any longer. With the two days given, if no one wanted it, he’d have to figure it out himself.

He certainly couldn’t take it himself, so if forced, he’d have to make someone else take it.

The vial’s pills have this advantage over the Artifact Spirits: once ingested, it’s done.

The West River Pill still requires coaxing someone to take it, focusing on willing acceptance.