Vampire's Slice Of Life

Chapter 490 Lith’s Not A Shota

”Aha! You had a draw! Hahahahaha!”

”Hahahahaha!”

Mayzinʼs sound of laughter rang out of the phone. She was laughing continuously, annoying Lucifer further.

”Damn you sleepy bitch! Stop laughing!” She couldnʼt help but curse again.

? ”Hahahahaha! I wouldnʼt LoSe, was it? Hahahahaha!” Mayzin mocked Lucifer.

”STOP! OR IʼLL TURN YOU INTO LIZARD JERKY!”

”Oh wow. She sure seems angry.” Lith commented from the side as he watched her yell at the phone.

”Hahahahaha!” Mayzin continued to laugh her ass off despite Luciferʼs threat.

After finally stopping her laugh, she said, ”now, be a good person and go on date with him. You finally found someone for you. Good luck, little demon, fufu.”

Lucifer thought to herself as she heard that, ʼUgh, I completely forgot about that.ʼ

She finally realized what she wasnʼt able to recall and sighed.

She couldnʼt go back on her word now. She knew that Mayzin would annoy the life out of her if she reneged on her words and mock her for eternity. It was much better to go on a date with her nephew than listen to her mockery.

ʼThat damn Space lizard is a pain in the ass.ʼ Lucifer thought.

She then sighed again. ʼSo much work, so much hassle.ʼ

Lucifer didnʼt want to work or do things. She just wanted to laze around and watch anime while munching on some nice snacks.

But she couldnʼt do that as she had to go on dates. Not one but multiple dates!

Lucifer then turned to look at Lith who was supposed to be her dating partner. She took a good look at him and took her time to consider her options.

ʼHmm… he doesnʼt look bad anyway, I might as well give it a shot and finish it quickly.ʼ

Lucifer walked towards him and checked him out.

ʼHas Lilithʼs features but doesnʼt look feminine nor too manly like those rogue battle freaks with muscular bodies.ʼ

ʼGood. Good.ʼ

Looking at Lucifer checking her out again, Lith asked, ”what are you looking at?”

”You,” Lucifer said unconsciously. She was too talkative for her own good and was the type of person who spoke first and thought later.

Hearing such a straightforward answer, Lith couldnʼt help but ask jokingly, ”Why is that? Are you interested in me or something?”

Lucifer stopped looking at his body and looked him in the eyes. She then said dead seriously, ”Yes, I am.”

”Letʼs go on a date.”

The two statements had no relation to each other.

Lucifer said the first sentence because she was interested in finding out more about Lith.

How he was a Saint Rank at such a young age, how he could even end up being in a stalemate with her without even using his full potential, and so on and so forth.

Lucifer knew Lith had an all-elemental affinity. Lilith had it and Lucy did too. It wasnʼt difficult to guess that Lith might have it as well.

Though she had not seen her nephew ever since his birth, she was able to easily connect the dots and thus arrived at this conclusion.

The second sentence just naturally came out of her mouth and she wasnʼt thinking much when she said that.

”...”

Lith became speechless as he heard that. He was just joking, you know?

He stopped trying to make jokes with this lady. It seemed a bit dangerous as in no way did she seem to be joking when she mentioned the date.

Also, he was now a married man with a harem of divine beauties. Though it wouldnʼt hurt to add more members to his harem, Lith wouldnʼt just have anyone or everyone as his partner.

His ladies were pretty chill regarding the harem. Although he could add the lady in front into the harem, he wasnʼt going to.ƒr𝗲𝙚𝘸e𝚋𝚗૦ѵ𝒆l.𝒄𝒐m

Firstly, he wasnʼt romantically interested in the lady. She only seemed interesting to him because he could relate to her experience. Her proficiency in the elements intrigued him but it was not enough to make him fall in love with her.

Other than these two points, the lady did not particularly catch Lithʼs fancy in any other way. She seemed ordinary no matter which way he looked. Other than her high cultivation and young age, there was nothing else that was interesting about her.

And lastly, Lith hadnʼt spent a lot of time with his wives yet. He hadnʼt even gone on his honeymoon!

There were so many dates left to go with them and so much stuff to do. How could he think of someone else?

Lucifer saw Lith stand frozen in his spot and wondered what was going on inside his mind.

ʼIs he embarrassed to go on a date? Is he maybe shy inside? Hmm… could it be that heʼs never been on a date!? Did I put great pressure on him by suddenly asking him out?ʼ A variety of thoughts surfaced in her mind as she waited for Lith to answer.

Anime clearly had influenced her a lot as she was comparing Lith to a high school rom-com anime protagonist.

Lucifer watched Lith who was lost in his own thoughts for a few more moments and then cleared her throat when he did not respond after a while. ”Ahem... you there?”

Lith blinked his eyes and focused them on Lucifer. He then addressed the impatient lady who was awaiting his reply.

”Lady, I donʼt know what got into you for asking me such a thing, but I am not interested in going on a date. I am a married man, I only go on dates with my wives.”

”What!?” Lucifer was shocked!

This little child in front of her was married? How? When? Where!?

It was only now when Lucifer had such thoughts did something clicked in her mind:

ʼShit! I just realized… heʼs also not a virgin!ʼ

Lucifer started remembering things of the past as one thing got linked to another and finally after she fully remembered stuff, she knitted her brows and cursed in her mind:

ʼDamn that bitch!ʼ

ʼShe took her own sonʼs virginity! How shameless! Tsk. Tsk.ʼ

Lilith had told her that she had sex with her son when Lucifer last met her. It was also then that Lucifer was made aware that she couldnʼt have sex anymore with her as she now was going to do it only with her son.

After finally recalling everything, Lucifer, instead of feeling weirded out or cursing further, suddenly had her brows eased and an amused expression appeared on her face.

ʼShe wonʼt have sex anymore but now I encountered her son who Mayzin said was a good candidate for being my partner.ʼ

ʼOh my, Oh m– No wait, thatʼs not correct…ʼ

ʼAra Ara… Hmm, yes… This is better.ʼ

ʼAra Ara… I have come full circle it seems… fufufu.ʼ

Lucifer chuckled after thinking how amusing such a coincidence was.

Lilith was the one she used to have sex with previously but now that she was gone, she would be dating her son?

ʼAccording to Mayzin, he is the perfect person to be my partner too...ʼ

Lucifer considered herself to have come full circle and was amused by her circumstances. She had experienced such a coincidence for the very first time in her life.

ʼWell, itʼs good that I hang out with that space lizard. She sometimes sure hands out some useful stuff. Itʼs decided… Iʼll not make jerky out of her. I think lizard jerky would taste bad anyway.ʼ

As Lucifer got busy with her thoughts, she forgot that Lith was standing right in front of her.

As for Lith, he got absorbed in watching Luciferʼs reactions and didnʼt say anything to interrupt her thoughts. Lucifer sure had many expressions on her face.

Her thoughts wandered and she had another revelation. She clapped her hands and thought,

ʼOh shiz, me coming back in a circle… is this… is this what they call…ʼ

ʼA circle of life!?ʼ

”Bwahahaha!” Lucifer held her belly and started laughing at her own joke.

Lith could only stare and watch as the lady now appeared a bit like a maniac. He thought to himself,

ʼIs she okay in the head?ʼ

While laughing, Lucifer suddenly had another realization and her expression suddenly turned serious and she turned to look at Lith.

ʼWait… didnʼt he say he was married? How did I miss this question? Who did he marry? And who married him at such a young age?ʼ

ʼAre the people not afraid of being called a shota-con and going to jail!?ʼ

ʼNo, Heʼs not even a shota!ʼ

ʼHeʼs a newborn!ʼ