Urban Romantic Divine Doctor

Chapter 797: Chapter 795, She Just Doesn’t Like the Instant Noodles You Gave

After Yang Fan failed to certify as a Senior Alchemist, he disappeared.

It was as if he vanished from the face of the earth; many people speculated he hid away out of shame for eating crap in public.

In fact, it’s quite understandable.

After all, eating crap in public isn’t something just anyone can do.

But no one knew.

During Yang Fan’s disappearance, he hadn’t been pondering over the Alchemy Dao but had instead left the Kunlun Mountains Minor World and entered the mortal world.

Of course, he didn’t go to the mortal world to cultivate, nor to seek opportunities.

He went to steal a variety of instant noodles to please Xia An’an.

Because to him, the reason his junior sister seemed closer to Xu Wendong was, at the core, due to the influence of instant noodles.

If Xu Wendong didn’t have instant noodles, would the junior sister still like him?

Who knew, Xia An’an, with a blank expression, said, ”I don’t like eating instant noodles anymore!”

”Uh...”

Yang Fan stood there dazed, even letting the box of instant noodles he was holding drop helplessly to the ground, spilling out several brands and flavors of instant noodles.

The scattered noodles lay on the ground, much like his shattered heart.

He didn’t expect that after all the effort he went through to retrieve those instant noodles from the mortal world, his junior sister wouldn’t like them anymore.

Oh, heavens!

Why are You so cruel to me?

At this moment.

Xu Wendong’s helpless voice echoed, ”I just finished refining some elixirs, can’t you let me rest a bit?”

Even though Xu Wendong had been refining elixirs for ten days, he never missed a meal.

Because Wuming also adapted to having three meals a day.

Xia An’an lowered her head and murmured, ”But I really like eating the food you cook.”

Xu Wendong sighed, ”I have some instant noodles here, why don’t you make do with that for now?” Saying this, a container of pickled vegetable instant noodles appeared in his hand.

Xia An’an happily danced around, ”Okay, I love instant noodles the most!” She said as she walked into the house where there was hot water.

????

Yang Fan was instantly petrified.

What did that mean?

Didn’t you just say you didn’t like instant noodles?

Why are you now saying you love instant noodles the most?

Xu Wendong took out a cigarette, lit it, took a blissful drag, then looked at Yang Fan with a provocative smile, ”Senior Brother Yang, the lady doesn’t hate instant noodles, she just hates the ones you bring!” He said, laughing shamelessly.

The booming laughter was extraordinarily piercing in the quiet bamboo forest, like an invisible slap across Yang Fan’s face.

Yang Fan was furious, his eyes burning with rage, and his entire body trembled with a terrible murderous aura, ”Xu, you’re too much, I’m going to duel with you!”

Xu Wendong instinctively stood up, not expecting this guy to blow up like that.

To be honest, when facing this Qi Refining Stage Level Nine powerhouse, Xu Wendong was still a bit apprehensive.

Because with his current strength, it was possible he could kill him.

However.

He had no confidence in defeating the opponent.

Just then.

Xia An’an suddenly appeared in front of Xu Wendong like a phantom, her eyes coldly fixed on Yang Fan, ”If you dare touch a hair on Junior Brother Xu, I’ll never let you off!”

Yang Fan clenched his fists tightly, gritting his teeth, saying, ”Xu Wendong, if you’re a man, don’t hide behind a woman, this will only make me despise you more.”

Xia An’an snorted, ”Hiding behind a woman isn’t a skill?”

”I...”

Yang Fan was almost spitting blood in anger, though he didn’t want to admit it, he also wished he could hide behind a woman’s back.

Especially behind the lady’s back.

”Since Senior Brother Yang wants to have a contest with me, I’ll give you a chance, but not now,” Xu Wendong said, ”In a month, on the arena, we’ll settle it!”

Yang Fan’s pupils twitched violently, at one point thinking he was hearing things, he quickly asked, ”Did you say a month later we’ll face off on the arena?”

Xu Wendong: ”Yes, in a month we’ll face off.”

”Junior Brother Xu, you can’t agree to this.” Xia An’an looked anxious; although Xu Wendong’s skills in alchemy were amazing, he only had the Sixth Level of Foundation Establishment.

And Yang Fan was a Qi Refining Stage Level Nine powerhouse; even if you gave Xu Wendong a year, he’d never catch up to Yang Fan’s realm.

Once they were on the arena, there was bound to be serious injury or death.

Xu Wendong said calmly, ”I, Xu Wendong, can stand behind a woman, but I’ll never hide behind one.”

Xia An’an was puzzled.

Is there a difference?

Looking at Yang Fan again, he had a crazed grin, ”Xu Wendong, you’re really arrogant, you don’t think you can compete with me in just a month, do you?”

”I’ve already stepped into the Qi Refining Stage Level Nine, it only takes one hand to deal with a cultivator like you.”

”But since you’ve accepted, we’ll meet on the arena in a month!”

”I’ll show you the consequences of opposing me.” Saying this, he spat viciously and left the Emerald Bamboo Forest in a huff.

”Why did you agree to duel him?” Xia An’an stomped her foot in panic; she didn’t think Xu Wendong could defeat Yang Fan.

Xu Wendong said nonchalantly, ”One can’t live too comfortably, there should be a small goal!”

Life in the Elixir Sect was too comfortable.

This was precisely why he wanted to give himself some pressure.

A month might not be long, but with a large consumption of the Foundation Establishment Pills, entering the seventh level of Foundation Establishment was entirely possible.

Once at the seventh level of Foundation Establishment, defeating Yang Fan wouldn’t be difficult.

”You...” Xia An’an blushed, pondering for a moment, she nervously asked, ”Are you perhaps fighting over me with Senior Brother Yang?”

Xu Wendong showed a disdainful look, ”Aren’t you being a bit narcissistic?”

Seeing Xu Wendong’s disdainful eyes, a strong sense of grievance arose in Xia An’an’s heart, and tears began to shimmering in her eyes, ”Am I... am I not pretty?”

Xu Wendong’s words about her being narcissistic wounded the pride of the Elixir Sect’s lady deeply, making her feel very aggrieved and sad.

”Pretty, of course!” Xu Wendong replied naturally, ”But who ever said men have to fight over pretty women?”

Xia An’an was indeed very pretty.

Like a fairy who walked out of a painting.

Especially with that silly demeanor, it’s hard not to find her lovable.

Let alone Xu Wendong, the scoundrel.

But...

Even if Xu Wendong had feelings for Xia An’an, so what?

She was the daughter of the Sect Leader of Elixir Sect, Xu Wendong wouldn’t dare mess with her.

Because he had a strong premonition that if he ever got involved with Xia An’an, once Xia Hou knew he was a rascal,

At best, he’d be castrated.

At worst, he might be killed.

Given this, why should he abandon a whole forest for Xia An’an, this big tree?