Urban Romantic Divine Doctor

Chapter 193: Chapter 192: Only Entering the Body, Not Entering Life

Xu Wendong was carried to the village committee late in the evening.

Although he wasn’t bitten by the snake, he had helped Zheng Xiaomin suck out the toxin, and the poison in his mouth affected his head, making him dizzy and light-headed as if he had a severe cold.

Fortunately, Zheng Yun had some conscience and specifically had his wife prepare two dishes and delivered them to the village committee.

After the meal, Xu Wendong felt much better, and the dizziness and fuzziness had greatly subsided.

”The snake venom should have affected me for more than ten Shichen, so why did I recover so quickly?”

”Could it be the effect of the snake gall I took earlier?”

Xu Wendong was somewhat surprised.

”Ah...”

Suddenly.

From the room across came Su Li’s scream.

”What happened?” Xu Wendong immediately ran out and saw Su Li clutching her foot. Besides that, there was an extremely rare Hundred Flowers Snake crawling in the room.

”Xu Wendong, take a look. Is this snake venomous? It just bit me.” Su Li was in pain, but she wasn’t afraid of snakes; she even enjoyed eating snake meat.

But after being bitten, she felt an inexplicable panic and unease.

Xu Wendong quickly closed the room door and tied a rope tightly above Su Li’s right ankle to prevent the toxin from spreading.

This action frightened Su Li. She knew that the snake in front of her was definitely venomous, or else Xu Wendong wouldn’t have tied her ankle so tightly.

”Woo, I don’t want to die!”

”My dreams haven’t turned into reality yet; I don’t want to leave this world with regrets.” Su Li burst into tears, ”I’ve already made changes, so why is fate treating me like this?”

”I haven’t even tasted the flavor of a man yet.”

At that moment, Xu Wendong grabbed the Hundred Flowers Snake, which struggled in his hand to no avail.

He stepped outside, swiftly chopped off the snake’s head, skillfully removed the gall, and returned to the room with it, handing it to Su Li, ”Here, swallow the gall.”

Seeing Su Li’s face full of disdain, Xu Wendong added, ”This thing neutralizes toxins!”

”Ah-woo!”

Su Li swallowed the snake gall from Xu Wendong’s hand, showing utter disgust, but she didn’t want to die.

At the same time, Xu Wendong used the Tui Na Technique from the Mysterious Gate Ghost Hand, pressing on Su Li’s wound, forcing poison out.

After all, her symptoms were milder than Zheng Xiaomin’s, so there was no need to suck the poison out.

”Why are there so many venomous snakes in the village? Moreover, I’ve lived here for so long and never encountered them; then you show up, and two appear. Is this a coincidence?” Su Li was full of doubts.

Although she feared dying from the poison,

she didn’t know why,

but as long as Xu Wendong was nearby, she felt an inexplicable sense of safety.

Completely unaware,

the view under the skirt had already opened up to Xu Wendong, the faint pink so striking.

”Something’s definitely strange about this.” Xu Wendong said while massaging Su Li, intently staring at the plump outline under the pink, finding it more and more appealing as he looked, ”Our area is in the north, so despite hosting some venomous snakes, the kinds are few.”

”And snakes are naturally timid and mild, usually living in the wild.”

”I’ve been here for just two days and encountered a Green Bamboo Snake and a Hundred Flowers Snake; that doesn’t seem right!”

Both Green Bamboo Snake and Hundred Flowers Snake were venomous.

Luckily, the Hundred Flowers Snake’s venom wasn’t as aggressive as the Green Bamboo Snake’s; if Su Li were bitten by the latter, even he couldn’t have saved her.

Su Li suddenly exclaimed, ”I remember now, Wang San in the village likes to breed snakes; I heard he has several kinds at home.”

Xu Wendong looked up, ”What’s the relationship between Wang San and Wang Wu?”

Su Li gave him a sideways glance, ”Nonsense, they’re obviously brothers!”

A gleam of cold light flashed in Xu Wendong’s eyes; he hadn’t known why two venomous snakes appeared in succession, but now the answer was becoming clear.

Wang Wu wanted revenge, so he had Wang San release two venomous snakes in, aiming to silently kill him.

”Wang Wu, Wang Wu, I just kicked you once, and now you want to take my life.”

”Since that’s the case, don’t blame me for being ruthless.”

Xu Wendong had made up his mind that Wang Wu must go, and Wang San had to die too!

Neither brother was any good.

However,

killing both of them quietly would still be somewhat difficult for him.

”Hey, you pervert, what are you staring at under my skirt for?” Su Li’s angry voice interrupted Xu Wendong’s thoughts. He smiled awkwardly and quickly retracted his impolite gaze, ”You just said you hadn’t tasted a man in this lifetime yet, so if you were to die in an hour, what would you want to do?”

Su Li showed a blush on her face, ”Do you?”

Damn!

That’s too straightforward and crude!

Xu Wendong didn’t anticipate the beauty secretary’s transformation would be so drastic; it was a bit hard to accept.

”What? Don’t tell me you’re chickening out? Are you afraid I’ll die on you?” Su Li raised an eyebrow, looking at Xu Wendong’s clueless expression and feeling particularly accomplished.

Xu Wendong was utterly embarrassed, ”Why didn’t I notice you were this kind of woman before?”

Su Li’s lips curled into a teasing smile, ”People, you know, have to learn to change. Last night, when I cut my long hair, the old me died, and now I’ve been reborn!”

Xu Wendong shivered, ”Don’t you feel you’re very self-indulgent?”

Su Li raised an eyebrow, ”Want to ’indulge’ me?”

Xu Wendong was speechless.

If I say I don’t want to indulge you, even I won’t believe it.

But if I say I do, doesn’t that make me seem perverted?

While he was pondering how to respond, Su Li’s voice sounded again, ”Just the body, not involved in life.”

”Anyway, it’s quite boring working here alone; we could totally be bed buddies.”

”But let’s agree beforehand, contraception is a must, and you’ll pay for the condoms.”

”Yeah, asking a girl to buy condoms is a lowly thing.”

”Also, I don’t mind you wearing some peculiar outfits, like maid uniforms, flight attendant outfits, or nurse uniforms, but no weird props.”

”And, I like eating popsicles, but that doesn’t mean I like eating other things, even if you force me, I might not satisfy you.”

”If I bite you accidentally, you can’t get angry; I’ll work hard to acquire more skills, and I won’t make the same mistake twice.”

Xu Wendong looked at her incredulously.

Damn!

What’s going on?

Is she joking, or for real?

Just as Xu Wendong hadn’t reacted, Su Li somehow mustered up the strength, pushed him onto the bed, then, blushing furiously, she slowly undid the buttons in front of her.

The enchanting fair rabbits were about to break free, trembling before Xu Wendong’s eyes, as the beautiful secretary leaned in for a hot and clumsy kiss...