Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1267: Chapter 1301: The Real Death God Is Right in Front of You

“Two Death Gods!”

Everyone’s eyes almost popped out.

How is this possible? Does the Death God have a twin?

Huahua stood with her mouth agape, staring at the man in black that Tangtang brought back, then turned her head to look at the man she brought back, and suddenly the two of them were dumbfounded.

However, the most innocent in all this was Liu Ruyan. Her eyes had just been red, and now she realized she had wasted her tears.

Could it be, the image of the Death God has become so well-known that there are so many impostors?

“Are you also the Death God?!”

The man Huahua brought pointed at the guy Tangtang brought back, speaking in confusion. His heart skipped a beat, secretly alarmed. He knew if the man in front of him was also the Death God, then he, the imposter, would be doomed.

“Are you the Death God too?!”

The other guy pointed back in the same manner, his heart also starting to feel uneasy.

Instantly, the two oddballs were utterly confused.

This situation turned into a play where nobody knew anyone.

“I’m the real Death God. You, the fake, aren’t you afraid of the Death God’s wrath?!”

“Haha! You, a fake, dare to pretend to be the Death God in front of me. Aren’t you afraid of death?”

Both sides were locked in confrontation, neither willing to give an inch.

Lin Zifeng found all this amusing, crossed his arms and watched them compete for authenticity, not knowing that the real Death God was standing right before them.

“What’s going on, Mr. Hua?”

Liu Tangtang looked left and right, feeling this situation was getting complicated. Clearly, the Death God she brought was real, but now Mr. Hua also brought back a genuine Death God. Instantly, she lost interest.

Could it be that the one she brought back was fake?

“How should I know? I was about to ask the same, getting more confused myself.

The Death God she brought was found after much inquiry and effort.

Unexpectedly, two show up all at once, scarier than she imagined.

“Do you believe I will twist your head off?!”

“Humph! If that’s the case, what are you waiting for? I’m standing right in front of you; go ahead and try to twist my head off!”

Their argument escalated, reaching a point of no return.

Lin Zifeng deliberately fetched a small stool from the couch, biting an apple as he quietly watched the two dogs bite each other.

This small stool was something he made when he was bored. It usually serves no purpose other than being a footrest for Nangong Bing, allegedly aiding in weight loss.

Liu Ruyan noticed him sitting on the stool, eating an apple, watching the show intently, and almost got her nose out of shape in anger.

“Haven’t you two had enough? If you want to prove who’s the real Death God, go fight. The winner is the true Death God!”

Liu Ruyan finally erupted. In just an hour, her precious tears had been wasted for no good reason. Not only did others not appreciate it, but two fake Death Gods had also shown up!

“Fine! You dare impersonate me; watch me beat you so badly your mother won’t recognize you!”

The guy Huahua brought rolled up his sleeves, ready to go.

“Ha! You’re hilarious! Just a small fry like you trying to impersonate me, and you dare act tough in front of me! If I don’t break your legs today, I’m not the Death God!”

“Kid! Don’t be so arrogant!”

“So what if I am? Come bite me if you dare!”

“You better not push me. When I strike, heaven and earth will turn upside down!”

“…”

Watching them squabble line after line, it became clear that they were both impostors.

If they were the real Death Gods, how could they possibly stoop this low in a verbal fight?

“Hey, you two. If you’re going to fight, get it over with. After you’re done, I’ll call an ambulance for you. We’ve got dinner plans soon,” Lin Zifeng rolled his eyes helplessly.

His expression, demeanor, posture all completely ignored them.

“Damn! Do you have a death wish?”

“Have you got a death wish? How dare you get involved in Death God’s matters?”

Lin Zifeng’s kind advice ended up directing both their anger towards himself.

“Sorry, this is our home. We don’t appreciate boring people causing a ruckus here.” After tossing the apple core into the trash, Lin Zifeng stood up with a big thud.

Clearly indicating a desire to see them out.

“You must have a death wish!”

The man Huahua brought made the first move, flexing his hands, clearly a regular practitioner.

“Be careful, uncle!”

Tangtang screamed, not expecting things to escalate like this. She thought the Death God she invited was real, but with this twist, she realized her idol would always be an idol, and compared to her dear uncle, she still preferred her uncle more～

But just as Tangtang shouted, that man was already sent flying away, crashing heavily against the living room door. With a bang, a human-shaped hole appeared in the door, and the guy rolled down the stairway, crying out miserably, not knowing if he was alive or dead!

“Heavens～”

Liu Ruyan’s beautiful eyes widened. She quickly covered her mouth, staring at Lin Zifeng as if observing a wild beast.

“Still want to play?” Lin Zifeng clapped his hands, his strike was almost as fast as lightning. No one knew when he moved, yet that guy was already sent flying.

“No more playing, no more!”

The other guy had long been scared cold by this scene, sweating profusely.

“Oh, do you want to roll out yourself, or shall I personally escort you out?” Lin Zifeng’s smile was as bright as a flower, terribly radiant.

But to that guy, it felt like a demon was smiling at him.

“No! No need, I’ll roll out myself!”

He grinned broadly, nodded at Liu Ruyan and the others, then lay down on the ground, rolling circle after circle out of the living room.

As he rolled, to prevent Lin Zifeng from hitting him, he didn’t dare take his eyes off Lin Zifeng for even a moment.

“Thud!”

“Ouch, damn!”

He bumped into something, seeing stars with his eyes, then quickly rolled out of the living room, down the stairs, trying to stand up. But he slipped and rolled down like a drumbeat, tumbling down.

After the two impostors rolled out, Liu Ruyan and the others stood dumbfounded, staring at Lin Zifeng.

Finally, Liu Ruyan remarked, “So it turns out you’re just like them, another impostor～! Storing the Death God’s clothes at home, are you planning to flaunt them outside and deceive people?