Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 882: Chapter 903 You Won’t Cut Me with a Knife, Right!

Motherfucker.

I’ve just run into a female hooligan.

”Fine, fine, you win!” Lin Zifeng pursed his lips. Even though he was infuriated, he couldn’t express it in this setting.

If he angered this girl, she might really cause a scene publicly, and Lin Zifeng would be the one at a disadvantage.

”Hehe, let’s go, brother-in-law.”

Seeing that she had triumphed over Lin Zifeng, this girl grinned, showing her teeth playfully. Lin Zifeng was so annoyed that he wished he could pull down her pants and give her a good spanking.

”You came just to pick me up?” Lin Zifeng asked in surprise after getting into the car.

”No, I came to pick up my cousin from work, and it just so happened I ran into you, so I brought you along too, brother-in-law,”

Damn it!

I already said I’m not your brother-in-law, what will it take for you to let me go?

With a ’smack’, Lin Zifeng smacked his forehead with his palm and leaned back against the car seat, feeling a mix of emotions.

What a mess I’ve made early in the morning.

Who can I complain to about this bitterness?

”Brother-in-law, look! My cousin is here.”

At this moment, Zhao Xuemo was gracefully walking towards the south gate of the company in a classical outfit, her figure graceful.

”Cousin!”

Zhao Xiaoshi waved excitedly.

Lin Zifeng sat stiffly in the car, saying nothing, and quietly lit a cigarette.

”Why are you here so early today? Is there no school today?”

Zhao Xuemo shook her head helplessly and smiled.

”Sis, guess who I caught today?”

After Zhao Xiaoshi got out of the car, she hugged her cousin’s neck with a smile.

”Pfft—”

Lin Zifeng, who was smoking in the car, nearly choked on his cigarette at the word ’caught’.

”Who?”

Zhao Xuemo wondered who she was talking about, smiling, ”You didn’t change boyfriends again, did you?”

”Sis, how could I? Someone as proper as me wouldn’t change boyfriends that quickly. You’ll find out once you get in the car. It will absolutely surprise you, make you very happy.”

Seeing her acting all mysterious, Zhang Xuemo fondly ruffled her silky hair.

When she opened the car door, she saw Lin Zifeng sitting in the passenger seat, looking pitiful while smoking, with a dejected expression.

”How are you—?”

Zhang Xuemo’s eyes widened, pointing at her sister and then at Lin Zifeng.

”You should ask your sister about that.” Lin Zifeng said with a sour expression.

”Xiaoshi, what’s going on?”

”Sis, I saw brother-in-law after he got off work, so I brought him home with me.”

Zhao Xiaoshi didn’t feel like she had done anything wrong; instead, she found it quite amusing.

”And now...”

Zhao Xuemo felt both pleased and annoyed. Now that he was already in the car, she couldn’t just tell him to get out, could she?

”Oh! By the way, Lin Zifeng, do you have time tonight?”

Zhao Xuemo couldn’t help but ask, despite the knot in her heart, she chose to voice it out.

”Why, planning to invite me to dinner at your place?”

Lin Zifeng blew out a smoke ring and chuckled.

”Yes, yes, my sister is a great cook. Why don’t you come to my house tonight and try my sister’s cooking?”

Zhao Xiaoshi seemed to sense something and quickly chimed in, fearing that future brother-in-law Lin Zifeng might just slip away.

”Yes, if you’re free tonight, why not come to my place and try my cooking.” Zhao Xuemo swept her dark hair aside, her usual professional demeanor subtly softened.

Her delicate face seemed to blush like a star point, tempting as could be.

Such a woman, which man wouldn’t want to conquer?

Lin Zifeng nodded. Since he couldn’t escape, he might as well face it. It was best to explain everything clearly in front of the three of them tonight; he didn’t want to deal with this kind of thing in the future.

After the three of them got into the car, Zhao Xiaoshi started driving away.

...

Zhao Xiaoshi had originally wanted to go to Zifeng’s place, but Lin Zifeng refused outright. The reason was simple—he couldn’t risk being caught by the Empress Dowager. Even if he had three mouths, he’d never explain his way out of that.

”We’re here.” Zhao Xuemo adjusted her black-framed glasses, highlighting her sensuous and professional demeanor as a woman of the workplace.

Lin Zifeng didn’t find it particularly remarkable.

Because that time at the bar, when Lin Zifeng helped her block the wine, they ended up at Zhao Xuemo’s place, and some dramatic stuff happened between the two.

But now, neither of them wanted to bring it up.

Once inside, Zhao Xiaoshi behaved as if she were in her own home, while Lin Zifeng was much more restrained.

He dared not move too much. Familiarity with Zhao Xuemo’s place didn’t comfort him.

”Sis, did you remodel your place recently?”

At this point, Zhao Xiaoshi observed the room’s setup, noticing it looked quite different from before.

”Yeah, recently had the place refurbished by a design company.”

Zhao Xuemo personally poured a glass of water for Lin Zifeng.

When their fingers touched in that instant, Zhao Xuemo shivered suddenly, a blush appeared on her standard oval face beneath her dark hair.

Lin Zifeng casually took the water and then pulled out his phone to start gaming.

Zhao Xiaoshi glanced at Lin Zifeng with a mischievous look, pressed her lips together, and pulled Zhao Xuemo along, her hips swaying as they dashed into the kitchen, chattering about who knows what.

...

After ten-odd minutes, neither woman had returned, and Lin Zifeng began to grow restless. He started wandering around the house aimlessly.

In the place where they nearly had a thing that one night, Lin Zifeng’s curiosity got the better of him, and he walked in.

When he pushed open the room door, he was immediately greeted by a warm, pink decorated interior, and the aroma made Lin Zifeng’s heart flutter.

So this is what a woman’s room smells like.

While the two women were still occupied, Lin Zifeng gingerly ventured further into the room.

But when Lin Zifeng sneaked into the room, what he saw on the bed utterly stunned him.

What appeared before Lin Zifeng’s eyes was actually...

And it was fully automatic!

The most distressing thing was, there was even a mannequin!

Oh my God!

Just how twisted could this woman be!

Lin Zifeng’s face drastically changed in an instant.

His heart skipped a beat.

As he was about to turn and leave, Zhao Xuemo had already appeared behind him!

”Uh, nothing to do, just wandering around.” Lin Zifeng’s face went pale, and his facial muscles started twitching.

”What did you see?”

Zhao Xuemo was holding a kitchen knife! She asked, her face pale.

This scared the hell out of him, and his back pressed against the door as his hands dug for a safe place, too terrified to even breathe.

”Um, hehe, it’s nothing, nothing, really, we can talk this over, no need for knives, okay?” he said, terrified, his eyes darting to the knife in Zhao Xuemo’s hand now and then.

Truly worried she might use the knife on him.