Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 819: Chapter 838: Ah-da! I Am Bruce Lee

Suddenly, the surrounding diners all turned their gaze over.

Especially seeing that this guy was accompanied by a Goddess, no one stepped forward to give him trouble.

Nangong Bing gave Lin Zifeng a hard glare, her face turning pale, and said, ”Jack, this might be a misunderstanding. If you’re not used to it, you can go back first.”

”Damn little bodyguard, if it weren’t for Bingbing, this wouldn’t be over between you and me today! I’m so pissed off!”

After speaking, she took the lead in walking towards the car.

Lin Zifeng shrugged indifferently, the Magic Bracelet on his chest had already started to flicker, proving that this guy was certainly not a good person.

Even if he disguised himself as daringly as to wear underwear like that, under the Magic Bracelet, there was nowhere to hide!

”You, Lin, how can you be like this.”

Nangong Bing said, blushing.

”Uh, I’ve already explained, he asked me to get him a drink of water. There wasn’t any, so I just got him a glass of wine.”

The man squinted his eyes and spoke very lazily.

”Alright, alright. Let’s end this here. After all, he’s also my senior brother. Be polite, don’t make it look like you’re enemies. It puts me in a difficult spot.”

”By the way, my wife, can I ask you a question?”

”What question?” Nangong Bing tilted her pretty eyes and mumbled, ”You, Lin, you promised not to let anything slip. Don’t tell me you’re going to tell my senior brother about our matter.”

”How could I? Since I promised you, I definitely won’t say anything. But I wanted to ask you, did you really meet this senior brother of yours in the Stanford financial department in the United States?”

”Yes, do you think I’m lying to you?”

”Haha, how could a husband suspect his wife? I was just curious. How long has it been since you last saw each other?”

”Over a year.”

”How long did you know each other initially?” Lin Zifeng asked.

”Half a year.” Nangong Bing replied decisively, ”I’m telling you, Lin, what exactly do you want to ask? Don’t think I don’t know what you’re thinking. Are you doubting my senior brother’s identity? Or do you think he has bad intentions?”

Nowadays, as soon as Lin Zifeng opens his mouth, Nangong Bing can usually tell what he’s about to say. After spending time together, she might not understand Lin Zifeng completely, but she understands more or less what he means.

”No, how could I doubt your senior brother? I’m just puzzled. Besides, your senior brother is also my senior brother, right? Don’t worry. Leave the matter of Senior Brother Wukong to me.”

Lin Zifeng waved his hand and laughed.

”Boring.”

Nangong Bing chuckled, glanced at him with mock annoyance, and then turned away towards the car.

Looking at the senior brother who returned from the United States, the corner of the man’s mouth gradually curled into a cold smile.

He took out his phone and quickly sent a message to Long Yunfei. Stanford’s master’s in management department, true or false, the Martial Arts Alliance can easily find out—

He had already returned early. Recently, a certain blockbuster director, troubled by the lack of a pure female lead for a domestic campus film, was worrying.

Possessing great acting talent, this time’s selection sparked an acting and film frenzy across Yunhai University.

Seeing Lin Zifeng enter first, Liu Tangtang wriggled her little butt and dressed up like a ghost in white.

What was originally a decent face now looked extremely bizarre under heavy makeup.

This immediately startled Lin Zifeng.

”La la la—Uncle, how do you think my outfit looks today?”

Liu Tangtang tilted her head and stuck out her tongue, wearing single-wheel skates, sliding from the direction of the living room sofa, with her innocent-looking face covered in white powder.

It looked particularly uncomfortable—

The frightened Lin Zifeng, unable to organize his words, turned pale, and honestly said, ”Like a ghost.”

”Like a ghost? Bad uncle, you’re lying, this was done by Master Hua personally, how could it look so bad huh?”

Uh—It seems, Huahua must really have a deep-seated grudge against you!

This... is really just too...

Lin Zifeng was left speechless.

”Ah!! There’s a ghost!”

At this moment, the overseas returnee man suddenly walked in from outside, and immediately upon entering, he faced Liu Tangtang’s somewhat white-painted face, and he was so frightened he almost wet himself!

”Ah!!! Ah—I’m Bruce Lee! Demon, how dare you scare me, I’ll beat the crap out of you!”

”...”

The overseas returnee man squinted, deliberately posing as Bruce Lee.

Footing with single-wheel skates, Liu Tangtang stretched her neck, slightly dumbfounded, and looked at him like he was an idiot.

Even Lin Zifeng got a big fright from this guy!

After a while, Liu Tangtang finally reacted, blinking her big, lively eyes, bewilderedly staring at him, and asked, ”Are you insane?”

”Illness? Who’s got an illness! I’m not sick, I’m perfectly normal.”

The overseas returnee man nodded seriously.

”Sister Nangong, who is he?”

The newly entered Nangong Bing, her face iron-blue, shook her head helplessly. Apparently, Liu Tangtang’s appearance also stunned her quite a bit.

Rolling her eyes, she helplessly said, ”Tangtang, why are you dressed like this today? Where’s Huahua?”

”Ah, Master Hua is in the room putting on makeup.”

Liu Tangtang timidly pointed her finger at the room.

”...”

Nangong Bing was once again left helpless by them.

”Sister Nangong, who’s that uncle?” Liu Tangtang pointed to Jack and asked.

Gao Yuan, who had been taking deep breaths to adjust his mood after being scared, blushed immediately when he heard Liu Tangtang call him uncle and said unhappily, ”Who are you calling uncle?”

”Calling you, of course.” Liu Tangtang said.

”Little girl, do I look old to you?”

”Not really.”

”Then why call me uncle?”

”Because you’re not young either.” Liu Tangtang said bluntly.

”...”

The overseas returnee man’s face turned dark—

”Plus, my mom and dad said, it’s polite to call older men uncle.”

”Then please, be impolite to me.” The overseas returnee man said expressionlessly.

”Can I call you brother then?”

Liu Tangtang asked excitedly.

”Then, be polite to me.”

Looking at Liu Tangtang’s face painted like a ghost, heaven knows what sort of face hides beneath the powder.

It’s probably better to keep a distance and call him uncle.

”Pff, looking like a big scallion—”

Liu Tangtang rolled her eyes, feeling uninterested due to the overseas returnee man’s lack of appreciation.

”You—”

”Alright, alright. Tangtang, let me introduce you, this is Jack, the Stanford finance department senior brother I mentioned before.”

”Senior brother? Oh, okay.” Liu Tangtang nodded but her gaze had already shifted to Lin Zifeng, coquettishly shouting, ”Uncle, Yunhai University is holding a performance event soon, do you think I can enter the competition looking like this?”

”Uh, do you want me to tell the truth or a lie?” Lin Zifeng asked.

At this time, the proud Jack pulled Nangong Bing towards the sofa.

Lin Zifeng’s peripheral vision caught his movement but he didn’t speak, wanting to see what trick this guy was up to.