Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 617: Chapter 610: This Girl Must Be Crazy

Chapter 610 This Lady Must Be Crazy

Some say that women are a very strange and peculiar group.

Often, when you crassly and tastelessly compliment them, they, with their tender ears, particularly love to hear it.

Sometimes when you speak to them with sincere honesty, it’s met with their dissatisfaction instead.

Being human is hard, being a man is harder, and being a good man, seriously...

”Ah, forget it. The world is drunk, and it’s enough that I alone am sober,” Lin Zifeng shook his head helplessly.

At that moment, the phone in his pocket suddenly rang.

”Hmm, it seems the Old Buddha isn’t such a petty person after all,” Lin Zifeng said joyfully as he took out his phone, thinking it was Nangong Bing calling.

But the display showed a very unfamiliar number, which made Lin Zifeng hesitate, should he answer it or not?

”Hello, who is this?” Lin Zifeng asked indifferently. He wouldn’t easily let down his guard without knowing who was on the other end of the phone.

”Where are you now? Can you come over?”

A magnetic female voice came through the phone, but it carried a somewhat commanding tone.

This pissed Lin Zifeng off.

”Hey, hey, hey, I say, Su the great beauty, is it right to order people around like that? It seems I haven’t done anything wrong recently. You expect me just to come because you say so, who do you think I am?”

”Stop the chatter, just come over. Why do you talk so much? Come over, I need your help,” Su Ni said over the phone, her mood was finally a little bit better today, but hearing his lazy voice irritated her fiery temper.

”Sorry, I’m not available,” Lin Zifeng simply hung up the phone.

...

On the other end, Su Ni heard only the whining sound of the disconnected call, which infuriated the explosive Queen! She almost wanted to rush over and skin that guy alive.

Then she dialed Lin Zifeng’s number in rapid succession.

But he just wouldn’t pick up.

No matter if it was a text or a call, Lin Zifeng had made up his mind not to answer that violent Queen’s phone.

Now, Su Ni was truly enraged.

She slammed her recently purchased Sanxing phone violently onto the ground, frightening the young rookie officers near her, who all shrank their necks back.

Everyone holding their meal trays whispered, ”Who’s the unfortunate lad that has offended our violent Queen this time?”

”How would I know? She seemed to be in a good mood just now, how did it turn out like this so suddenly?”

”It must be that she tried to pursue her boyfriend and got rejected,” guessed one bolder old officer.

”Cut it out, Old Five. As if anyone would dare to take our violent Queen. Stop joking, will you? It’s not very funny,” said another officer.

The young officers around them all nodded in agreement, giving a thumbs up.

”But don’t say that, the man who caught the eye of our department’s violent Queen must really be something. Shall we get a glimpse of him sometime?”

”Forget it. If we anger her, our lives won’t be too pleasant thereafter,” another one replied.

”What are all of you mumbling about over there?”

Su Ni came over in a huff, her face cold as she said, ”Do you have any idea how rampant the poor quality goods transactions have become lately? Do you all think you have too much free time on your hands? Feel like you’ve got nothing better to do?”

”Uh, heh heh, Nini, we were just discussing countermeasures with Old Five a moment ago, seeing if there’s been any new developments in the case. And then, you... you showed up,”

a veteran detective hurried forward with a smile plastered on his face, forcing a chuckle as he tried to ingratiate himself.

”Is that so?” Su Ni frowned, not quite convinced.

”Of course! If you don’t believe me, ask Old Five. Does he look like a liar to you? Even if you don’t believe him - I know, the guy has poor self-discipline - but you should still trust me, right? After all, I’m the honest one in the precinct. Do you think anything I’ve said is false?”

”Pff, who knows whether your words are full of lies or not,” Su Ni retorted with a glance, her charming face flushed.

At this point, the veteran detective finally wiped the sweat from his forehead, winked at the other detectives, signaling that he had handled the situation.

But to their surprise, Su Ni turned back and queried with a furrowed brow, ”Weren’t you just talking about discussing countermeasures? Well then, I’d like to hear the outcome. Maybe I can offer a little advice, see if I can be of any help.”

”Uh,”

”Is it really necessary to go through all this trouble?”

Everyone had been somewhat excited just a moment ago, but now all were left with a blank expression, unable to respond to her question.

”What’s the matter? Have you been playing detective too much to the point where you don’t even trust your own now?”

Su Ni wondered curiously.

”No, no, not at all. It’s just that this matter is a bit complicated to explain right away. Rest assured, in our crackdown on the poor quality goods transaction, we’ll definitely give you a satisfactory answer and won’t let our superiors down,”

the detective hastily stood up, pounded his chest with determination, full of patriotic zeal.

”Okay then, since this operation is crucial, and our department has been investigating this poor quality goods transaction for a long time, casting a wide net, I hope you don’t mess it up.”

”Understood! We guarantee to complete the mission!”

...

It wasn’t until Lin Zifeng unlocked his phone again that he found it displaying over a dozen unread messages and five or six missed calls.

”Damn it! This lass has gone crazy! What does she want, calling me so much? Could she have fallen for me?”

As ridiculous as it sounded, Lin Zifeng was starting to worry. Although Su Ni could be quite explosive in their brief encounters, overall she seemed to be a decent person, not the endlessly ferocious type at least.

”Hm, seems like I’ll need to keep my distance from her from now on.”

...

With nothing to do at home that morning, Lin Zifeng started to fiddle with WeChat, which was very popular in this era of massive internet explosion - at least Zifeng found it handy and convenient.

After a few days of use, he found the app to be great not just for hookups but also for many other convenient features.

As for the cooperation between Tianyu and Ye Group, Lin Zifeng wasn’t optimistic about Ye Group’s prospects.

He always felt that dealing with Ye Group was akin to making a deal with a tiger for its skin.

After playing with WeChat all morning and nearing lunchtime, he had just opened the front door and stepped out.

From a distance, Lin Zifeng spotted a familiar figure that haunted his nightmares—a tigeress stood by the shade of trees not far from the villa, staring intently at someone.

Frightened, that someone couldn’t help but shrink his neck.

So, she’s even taken to this door-to-door game?