Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 144: Chapter 143: This Guy is Just a Coward

Chapter 143 This Guy Is Just a Coward

”Stop pretending with me! You think I don’t know everything about you? Let me tell you, I, Su Ni, have had my eye on you for a long time.”

Looking at the shameless guy in front of her, who had caused her many sleepless nights, Su Ni now hated him with a passion.

Although she said this, she was still a bit hesitant inside, afraid that he was really some kind of desperate criminal.

”Pretend, pretending? Oh my! Officer Beauty, look at me. I look so honest, where could I pretend to be? Even if I did, I couldn’t pretend to be garlic.” Lin Zifeng joked mischievously with her and continued, ”I’m just a nobody, you’re not falling for me, are you? Been watching me for a long time? What a joke.”

”Cut the chatter and put your hands up and against the wall,”

Su Ni yelled.

”Why should I?”

Lin Zifeng felt aggrieved. What have I done to you? Was it just because I kissed you that one time? Do you need to seek revenge for that?

”I now suspect you’re involved in a robbery case involving underwear, I need to take you back to the station for questioning.” When Su Ni mentioned the word ’underwear,’ she glanced with a slightly blushing face at the sexy lingerie Lin Zifeng was holding.

”Officer Su, please get your facts straight before arresting people next time,”

Seeing Su Ni glance at the underwear in his hand, Lin Zifeng immediately knew what she was implying.

”All this underwear was heroically recovered by me from a criminal just now, and I’m about to return it to the lingerie store. This unreasonable threat from you really scares me. I recently went to the hospital, and the doctor told me I have heart disease; I can’t stand such a scare. If I get frightened by you later and end up kicking the bucket, can you afford the consequences?”

”Stop babbling! Turn around,”

Su Ni was already in a bad mood. She hadn’t expected to run into this joker in the street today, still as obnoxious and shameless as ever. How could there be such a person in this world? Although Su Ni had seen her fair share of shameless people, today was the first time she encountered someone utterly without shame.

”What if I say no?”

Lin Zifeng, with a smile plastered on his face and acting as if nothing could bother him, stood there calmly playing with the sexy lingerie, deliberately posing with them in front of Su Ni.

”You...!”

Seeing Lin Zifeng hold up the black lace panties in front of Su Ni, her temper flared instantly.

Grinding her teeth, she said, ”Okay! You shameless thing! It looks like this lady needs to show you some color, or you really won’t take me seriously, will you?”

Saying this, Su Ni slowly began undoing the buttons on her jacket.

Immediately, Lin Zifeng’s eyes lit up as he awkwardly said, ”This, this Officer Su, this isn’t quite appropriate. We’re in the middle of the city!”

Hmph! The middle of the city? What can the middle of the city do? Lady here is going to beat you up right here, and even if you sue me later, there will be no witnesses.

”Hmph! Scared now?” Su Ni coldly snorted, seeing him panic before the fight even started. Just now weren’t you acting tough? You’re already caving in? What a useless guy.

Looking at Lin Zifeng’s frantic demeanor, Su Ni was filled with disdain for him, even snorting coldly from her nostrils in contempt.

”Uh... I’m not scared, just not used to it,” Lin Zifeng said as he peered around anxiously, his face twisted in conflict as if he was pondering what plot twist would come next.

”Really? You’re not scared?”

Seeing Lin Zifeng’s sneaky behavior, Su Ni was taken aback. Hearing him say that, she also found it odd. Could it be that she would hit him and he still wouldn’t be afraid? Could he really be the man with the bronze mask?

”Ah, if Officer Su really insists on this, even if I am scared, I’ll have to endure it. Besides... well, better not say it, I feel embarrassed even mentioning it.”

As he spoke, he even posed like a shy little woman, with his hands cradling his chest as if he were a woman about to be taken advantage of by a man.

Even Su Ni’s eyebrows knitted into tight hooks.

She couldn’t figure out what he was thinking.

”If you’re scared, just behave yourself. I’ll count to three, and you raise your hands and lean against the wall. Without my orders, don’t turn around,” Su Ni scolded sternly.

But after hearing her words, the embarrassment on Lin Zifeng’s face only deepened as he stammered, ”This, this isn’t very nice, right? Even if you want to play, don’t come at me from behind. I mean, a big man like me, played with by you from behind in such an unsuitable place, aren’t you embarrassed? I am blushing here. How about... how about we go get a room tonight?”

He completely twisted Su Ni’s intentions, leaning forward with a forced smile, as if Su Ni was treating him in an unwanted way.

How does the world still produce such weirdos?

Suddenly, Su Ni’s fair, innocent face flushed a deep red.

Almost forcibly suppressing the rage inside her without letting it explode, she frowned, threw a punch at Lin Zifeng’s chest, and muttered, ”Jerk! I’m going all out today! Why are you so disgusting, do you really think I’m that bad? Even if you agree, I don’t!”

Seeing that his purpose was achieved, Lin Zifeng chuckled internally and dodged left and right, avoiding the barrage unleashed by Su Ni in her fury.

Desperately, he yelled out on the downtown pedestrian street, ”The police are beating people up! The police are killing someone. Help!”

Lin Zifeng utilized the utmost of his Kung Fu skills in screaming for help, while Su Ni, following behind, was so furious she was about to explode. How could she be likened by him to such indecency, as if she was a seductress? Could she really be that worthless?

What irritated Su Ni the most was that Lin Zifeng had just been showing a face full of helplessness and devastation. Was it really that humiliating for him to, to do that kind of thing with her?

However, as Su Ni continued to chase him, her punches hit Lin Zifeng’s body, almost causing him to stumble—could he actually not be the man with the bronze mask?

Seeing his clumsy running, Su Ni even began to doubt her suspicions. But when she caught up to him again, she delivered a fierce kick to his abdomen. Due to the dim night, Su Ni couldn’t tell if she had hit a more sensitive part. Lin Zifeng shot out like a cannonball, screaming miserably again.

It was then that Su Ni realized this guy was a complete coward, with absolutely no connection to the man with the bronze mask. He had no skill or speed,

and merely being kicked by her sent him flying like a sandbag. Ah! To think she had believed him to be the man with the bronze mask all these days. Turned out, this guy was just a coward, and him having even a bit of the bronze mask man’s skill would be enough to thank heavens profoundly.

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