Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 83: Chapter 83 Are You Kidding with the Monkey?

”Alright, so you want to soar high and become superior to others?”

Nangong Bing continued, her voice laced with mystery.

”Of course, who wouldn’t?”

Lin Zifeng played along with her train of thought, curious to see what kind of demanding topics his so-called wife wanted to bring up, since he had decided to humor her anyway.

The one thing he wasn’t lacking now was time, and since she was in the mood for leisure, he would keep her company.

”Fine, I will give you two choices now. Don’t blame me, Nangong Bing, for being heartless later,” she said, her attractive chin tilting up slightly, very pleased with his expression, which was exactly as she had guessed.

”What choices?”

Lin Zifeng didn’t understand the meaning behind her words.

”Would you prefer to be a security guard or a bodyguard?”

Nangong Bing asked.

”Why are you asking that?” This time, Lin Zifeng was even more confused.

”Don’t ask, just answer me. Do you like being a security guard or a bodyguard?”

Damn!

Who the hell wants to be a security guard?

And who the hell likes being a bodyguard?

If it weren’t for your father’s sake, I wouldn’t have come back here. I wouldn’t have entered into any marriage with you.

Don’t think I’m really foolish. I actually understand what you’re saying.

Lin Zifeng thought to himself.

”Lin Zifeng, I’m asking you, do you prefer to be a security guard or a bodyguard?”

”I don’t know,” Lin Zifeng shrugged his shoulders, answering seriously.

”You don’t even know what profession you’d like? Don’t you have any grand ambitions or ideals in life?”

Nangong Bing finally struggled to maintain her composure, anger flaring. The facial injuries she suffered the night before were pulled, causing her pain that nearly squeezed tears out of her eyes.

What infuriated her further was that this guy still didn’t understand her feelings. She had condescended to talk to him directly, and yet he remained indifferent. Was he even a man? As a normal man, shouldn’t he at least have the basic instinct to climb the social ladder? Besides, he wasn’t just any young guy; was he really that blind?

Could he really not see through her thoughts?

She had intended to give this guy a chance to quit being a security guard and become her bodyguard, which was a mercy on her part. And yet he still claimed he didn’t know. If it weren’t for the dangerous incident last night, she, Nangong Bing, wouldn’t have considered getting a bodyguard by her side.

”Yes!”

After a long pause, Lin Zifeng licked his lips and said confidently.

”Really?!”

Nangong Bing was somewhat surprised, this guy had finally understood what she meant.

”What ideals and ambitions?” Nangong Bing asked eagerly.

She secretly rejoiced, knowing he had taken the bait.

If he really became her bodyguard in the future, that would be much more convenient.

Both publicly and privately, it is acceptable to refer to him as a bodyguard. You certainly can’t have people asking, and you answer that he is a security guard, right?

A security guard and a top CEO living together in one house? That clearly sounds like a joke about intelligence.

”To love my wife, adore my wife, marry my wife, and then have a big, chubby little boy, to live together, and commute together. I am already quite satisfied with that. Plus, if we finish work and have nothing else to do, we could each carry a child and take our kids out shopping, eat out, or even go on a shopping spree. In short, this is my ideal and ambition!”

Lin Zifeng repeated everything from start to finish. Under Nangong Bing’s stunned and bewildered gaze, he added, ”Wife, what do you think?”

”Why don’t you just go die!!!”

After coming to her senses, Nangong Bing was completely infuriated by him.

”Die? Why should I die? I have only been alive for a mere couple of decades, and there are still so many things I haven’t tried, let alone attempted. I have a beautiful and capable CEO wife like you at home. Life is so perfect, how could it possibly end in ’death’? Besides, how could you bear to let me die?”

”Jerk! If you call me your wife again, watch out, I won’t let it go!”

”... Uh, alright, alright, let it go, let it go. It’s easy enough not to call you that, so why get so worked up? Besides, considering our relationship, you shouldn’t care about these things. You’re really being too petty.”

”Petty? Who’s being petty with you?”

”Alright, fine, it’s all my fault, all my fault. Anyway, when you were playing with my pee-pee when we were kids, I don’t remember you being petty, and you even asked me what it was for.”

”Lin Zifeng!!! Are you asking for death?!”

Nangong Bing finally snapped, her face turning frigid with rage, her eyes flashing coldly, both embarrassed and angry.

He was bringing up such trivial old stories as a topic.

Instantly, Lin Zifeng also froze, staring dumbly at her, speechlessly saying, ”What? Wife, you’re embarrassed? I’m not scared, what are you scared of? You weren’t shy when you were playing with my little pee-pee.”

”You... you! You...!” Nangong Bing gritted her teeth, glaring at Lin Zifeng furiously, her chest heaving violently in front of him, yet she found herself unable to articulate her feelings.

Pointing at Lin Zifeng, she was at a loss for words. Where on Earth did this guy learn such shameless tricks? As a human being from Earth, it’s incredible how he could be shameless to the point of reaching the Great Mahayana Realm. Truly a fighter jet among the odd ones out!

”You guys...”

Just then, as luck would have it, Hua Buqi ran out from her room, stopping abruptly and looking puzzled as she asked softly, ”What are you guys doing?”

The tone of her voice was somewhat lighter.

”We’re... we’re not doing anything. He... he.” Nangong Bing was at a loss for words too.

Her flushed face looked like it was about to drip water.

At that moment, Lin Zifeng’s eyes twinkled as he chuckled, ”I am bird-watching! Just now your cousin wanted to see my bird, so I was about to show it to her.”

”Lin Zifeng!”

Nangong Bing was about to explode. He could actually say such shameless words? Is this still a human?

”Bird-watching? What bird are you watching? You beast, did you buy a bird?”

Hua Buqi was especially innocent, maintaining a pure and kind heart despite living in the age of massive information—an indeed rare quality.

”Uh...!” This time Lin Zifeng was left speechless.

Seeing that Hua Huahua had not yet caught on, Nangong Bing hastily picked up her purse and ran outside, afraid of dying of embarrassment if she stayed any longer.

Seeing Nangong Bing leaving, Lin Zifeng quickly pulled up his trousers and smiled, ”Huahua.”

”What’s up! You beast, quickly show me your bird! Let me see if the bird you bought is fun?”

I, I wipe! My goodness!