Urban All-Round Master

45: Chapter 45: Do You Really Think I’m a Fool?

45: Chapter 45: Do You Really Think I’m a Fool?

However, fortunately, the old Daoist’s endurance was truly incomparable to that of an ordinary person.

A moment later, the old Daoist stood up with a twitching face.

“Very good!

Very good!

The little friend’s performance just now was not bad, thank you for pointing that out.

How about it?

Shall we have another go?”

“Yes, yes!

Have another go, please.

Just now, it was not a fair win; it doesn’t count, doesn’t count.

Now you two start over again.”

Seeing that the old Daoist was alright, the young girl praised him secretly in her heart.

It seems that this Master Wang is truly divine indeed!

To think he could stand up after getting that embarrassing thing of his kicked?

I guess I found the right person today.

“That might not be such a good idea.”

Nangong Bing started to get worried.

Just now, he had thought Lin Zifeng was going to get beaten up badly, but unexpectedly, he…

actually used that move!

“It’s fine, I’ll control my strength.”

The old Daoist glared at Lin Zifeng menacingly, this time determined to avenge the earlier blow.

“Alright then.

This time, I’ll let you strike first,” Lin Zifeng said, appearing somewhat puzzled.

The old Daoist wasted no time and immediately posed like Bruce Lee, glaring with his eyes and shouting loudly, “I daaah!”

“…!”

Indeed, a real expert!

Even his fighting style was different from others.

This time, the old Daoist seemed to have learned his lesson.

Rather than being attacked first, it was better to strike preemptively.

The old Daoist moved with a dragon’s grace and a tiger’s ferocity; he stomped his feet and his fists flew fiercely towards Lin Zifeng’s head.

And following Lin Zifeng’s earlier move with perfect form, the punch was a feint, but the real target was Dandan.

It seems this old geezer is really unscrupulous!

When someone kicked his Dandan, he shamelessly went to kick someone else’s Dandan.

He truly is a big wet brother coming from Emei Mountain!

Lin Zifeng’s lips curled up slightly, immediately perceiving the old Daoist’s intention.

But he did not expose it and when the old Daoist’s right leg swept towards Lin Zifeng’s groin, Lin Zifeng’s legs clamped together!

In an instant, the old Daoist’s strong and forceful right leg was firmly caught by Lin Zifeng.

The old Daoist was first shocked, not expecting the other party to clamp down on his right leg so quickly.

At this moment, there was no time to think too much, and he tried to pull his right leg back, but Lin Zifeng’s seemingly effortless grip was actually so strong that the old Daoist couldn’t pull back even if he exerted all his strength!

The old Daoist was first stunned!

His eyes bulged, and even the hair on his head seemed to bristle with a whoosh.

But no matter how hard he tried, he could not free his right leg, and now he began to fear.

It turned out that the real expert was the other man, and he had been played with the old trick of a sheep in wolf’s clothing!

Finally, he understood that real experts were really something!

Experts were bastards who kicked other people’s Dandans to burst!

However, what greatly surprised the old Daoist, and what little miss Hua Buqi and the others could never have imagined, was this.

Lin Zifeng suddenly opened his mouth wide and let out a howl like a pig being slaughtered.

“Ow ow…!

Ah…!

Daoist, I was wrong!

Please don’t be like this!”

Watching Lin Zifeng’s quick change of face, even the old Daoist was taken aback!

This…

This, what the heck is this!

Your right leg is clearly clamped down by me, I didn’t even kick you, why the hell are you yelling?!

But before the old Daoist could react, a sharp pain surged through his right leg, growing more and more intense, and he finally understood.

Lin Zifeng sneered coldly inside, thinking you are a divine person, aren’t you?

You are a real person, aren’t you?

Fine, then let’s have this so-called real person show a real person’s show!

Lin Zifeng suddenly increased the clamping force of his legs, and the pain made the old Daoist scream for help!

The agonized howls spread throughout the entire house.

The old Daoist and Lin Zifeng both screamed exaggeratedly, their faces contorted in cries.

Initially, it was Lin Zifeng who started yelling, but then the old Daoist surprisingly joined in the howling!

Can you believe it?

Two grown men actually hugging each other and screaming together, what in the world is going on?

Even more baffling was seeing Lin Zifeng gripping the old Daoist’s right leg and howling as if it were his mission in life, which was actually pretty pitiable – after all, the old Daoist’s right leg was caught in the man’s crotch!

Could it be that something got kicked and burst?

But what gave the girls headaches was, even though the old Daoist kicked Lin Zifeng, why was he also howling along?

“Ew!

Two grown men screaming together, that’s just disgusting,” Hua Buqi said, shaking her cute little head as her hands unconsciously wrapped around her budding chest.

Nangong Bing felt a shiver run down her spine, too.

Little did they know how wronged and pitiable the old Daoist was at that moment.

His right leg was nearly being crushed by Lin Zifeng, yet here he was, joining in the cacophony of screams as well – what kind of world is this?

Is being a bodyguard supposed to be easy for me?

As Lin Zifeng’s leg strength grew stronger, the Daoist nearly let out a skyward howl from the pain.

What was even more infuriating for the old Daoist was that this bastard in front of him had the audacity to imitate his anguished howl, almost twisting his nose out of shape with irritation.

Eventually, Nangong Bing couldn’t stand it anymore, and with the two men’s relentless shrieking inside the house, she had no choice but to turn around and leave.

Even the little girl who was egging them on earlier felt a shiver down her spine.

“You guys are so gross,” she said.

After speaking, she followed Nangong Bing out, swaying her hips and walking away with a bounce in her step.

Seeing Nangong Bing and the little girl leave, Lin Zifeng chuckled to himself, quickly releasing the old Daoist upon seeing his face red up to the neck from pain – after all, if people get too old, something serious might really happen.

Once released by Lin Zifeng, the Daoist immediately crouched down to check for any damage on his leg, regretfully finding that Lin Zifeng’s force had hurt the bone, not the flesh, serving as a minor lesson.

“Hehe, old fellow, how do you feel?

Enjoying it?

Want to go another round?” Lin Zifeng said with a full-faced grin, swinging his fists in front of the old Daoist.

No way!

That could kill someone!

Do I look like a fool to you?

“I must say, young friend, you have a bone structure that’s a marvel to behold!

A divine being seen once in a hundred years – someone of my lowly stature isn’t qualified to spar with you.

I have some laundry that needs airing at home, so I’ll take my leave now,” the Daoist said.

“Come on!

Let’s play some more…”

Before Lin Zifeng could finish, the Daoist was already using his Wave-rider Light Step to disappear quickly inside the villa, faster even than a rabbit.

…

“Sis, what on earth are they doing?

Why would two grown men together… ugh, I can’t even imagine it, they’re both just too disgusting,” the little girl said, holding her phone above the dining table, almost losing her appetite as she recalled the recent scene.

“How should I know?

You know how slippery that scoundrel is, and as for that Daoist, where did you even find him?

He gives off such a weird vibe,” Nangong Bing said as she elegantly held a bowl of rice, radiating the poise of a lady from a reputable family.

“I’m not sure either, but I’ve heard from others that Daoists like him are all divine beings!

Out of curiosity, I brought him back home.

I just wonder if he can actually handle that detestable Lin,” the little girl said, her voice deflating towards the end.

After all, she had witnesses the scene herself and couldn’t believe that the Daoist, who seemed so dignified at first, ended up playing a ‘howling’ game with Lin.