The Urban Medical Martial Immortal

600: Chapter 596: Hung on the Tree (Fifth Update!) 600: Chapter 596: Hung on the Tree (Fifth Update!) Uncivil?

Public defecation?

Polluting your precious eyes?

And now you expect us to offer ourselves in recompense, yet you claim you’re not even interested?

Lin Tian’s words turned the faces of the two women crimson with rage, their silver teeth grinding audibly as they stomped their feet in fury.

The intense glare in their beautiful eyes was laden with murderous intent, wishing they could eliminate Lin Tian with their gaze alone.

They were on the brink of losing control—if possible, they would have already devoured Lin Tian alive.

Uncivil?

Public defecation?

They endured it!

Polluting your eyes?

And demanding their bodies as compensation?

That, they could tolerate, as infuriating as it was.

But what they couldn’t bear—what they absolutely couldn’t bear—was Lin Tian actually saying he wasn’t interested in them!!!

Not interested?

Two beauties who could drive countless noblemen and young masters in Liiu Yuan City into a frenzy, and there’s a man who’s not interested???

“Asshole, what…

what did you just say?”

The girl with the bob haircut was the first to angrily lash out at Lin Tian.

“Didn’t I make myself clear?

Are you deaf?”

Both girls were undeniably gorgeous, practically goddesses, but Lin Tian really wasn’t in the mood to pamper them, his tone unabashedly cold as he retorted.

“You’re the one who’s deaf!

Did you just say you’re not interested in us both?

Fong Xiaoxi and Yan Yanxin are sought after by a line of men in the whole of Liiu Yuan City, and you say you’re not interested.

You jerk!”

The bob-haired girl, grinding her little tiger teeth and glaring furiously, huffed her reprimand.

Meanwhile, Yan Yanxin, although not as outspoken, also gave Lin Tian a resentful and angry glare, clearly offended.

Yan Yanxin, the cherished daughter of one of Liiu Yuan City’s top Great Clan, the Yan Family.

Fong Xiaoxi, though not as prominent in birth as Yan Yanxin, still came from an upper-class family, herself quite a prize.

Both were goddess-like figures, the object of many young men’s admiration.

They were supremely confident in their appearance, and it was unthinkable for any normal man not to be interested.

Now, Lin Tian’s words were like a challenge to their authority, leaving them extremely dissatisfied.

Looking at the two women seething with rage, Lin Tian gave them a once over, shaking his head as he said, “You’re alright, I suppose, but that’s about it!

Can’t you dial down the narcissism a bit?

Even if you truly are beautiful, what does that have to do with me?

If you’re offering yourselves to me, of course I’m not interested.

Besides, however beautiful you are, in the end, you’ll just become a pile of bones and dust!”

“If there’s nothing else, goodbye!”

Lin Tian helplessly shook his head and turned to leave, feeling inexplicably frustrated at becoming someone else’s idea of a scoundrel.

His words left Fong Xiaoxi and Yan Yanxin dumbfounded.

Was he even a man?

Fong Xiaoxi harbored a strange thought.

“Hold on!

You think you can just walk away like that?”

Before Lin Tian could leave, that handsome and striking young man angrily shouted again, blocking Lin Tian’s path.

“Right, you can’t leave!

Hmph, you’ve seen both me and Xinxin, you must take responsibility?”

Fong Xiaoxi also shouted indignantly.

However, she quickly realized the implications of her words, her face turning red.

“Take responsibility?

I’ve already said, I’m not interested in you!

Why are you clinging on so desperately?

I know I’ve gotten handsomer, but there’s no need for you to be so infatuated!”

Lin Tian looked at Fong Xiaoxi with disdain, his mouth twisting in contempt.

Lin Tian’s words now had no element of jest; he was sure he had grown handsomer.

Not to speak of his appearance, he possessed a distinct aura unique to cultivators, not something ordinary people could hold.

However, Yan Yanxin and Fong Xiaoxi were too incensed and without a careful observation; naturally, they could not feel it.

Fong Xiaoxi almost spat blood.

After talking for so long, it turned into them doggedly bothering him; it was simply beyond words.

Go on, is there someone so full of themselves?

Handsome where~!

Yan Yanxin, standing by, also secretly spat in disdain.

“Little bastard, don’t you dare show off your verbal tricks!”

The gloomy-faced handsome youth glared at Lin Tian with cold eyes and commanded, “For today’s matter, you first swear an oath to Young Master, not to reveal a single word!

Moreover, kneel down and apologize until they are satisfied!

Otherwise, Young Master will cut off your tongue, gouge your eyes!

Or if today’s event gets out, Young Master will throw you into the Liiu River to feed the fish!”

Lin Tian’s expression turned slightly cold as he glanced at the other party indifferently and retorted, “Who do you think you are?”

“F*ck the guy next door, who are you calling nobody!

Young Master is not nobody, Young Master is Wu Gui!”

Wu Gui roared furiously with expletives, “Waste, kneel down!”

“Ah…

so you are not a thing but a turtle!”

A flash of surprise crossed Lin Tian’s face, followed by a weird look, “Step aside; don’t block my way!”

The others present were momentarily taken aback upon hearing this but quickly came to their senses.

Yan Yanxin and Fong Xiaoxi exchanged looks with Wu Gui, holding back their laughter.

In the past, many classmates joked about Wu Gui’s name behind his back, making it a sore point for him.

Ever since then, wherever he went, he stopped mentioning his own name and insisted others call him Mr.

Wu.

Now that Lin Tian was making fun of him again, Wu Gui’s face instantly flared with anger.

He turned around, took an iron fork from another youth, and chopped down at Lin Tian, “F*ck the guy next door, little bastard, you’re dead today!”

The iron fork in his hand, half greasy and grimy, had just been used for their barbecue, and they hadn’t even finished eating when they came over.

Wu Gui, being tall and burly, coupled with a background in martial arts, struck down with the iron fork, aiming directly at Lin Tian’s vital points.

“Ah~ Wu Gui, you better not cause a death!”

Seeing Wu Gui’s stance, Yan Yanxin cried out in alarm, shouting.

But Wu Gui, with rage in his heart, didn’t listen, as the iron fork slashed at Lin Tian’s head.

Had it been an ordinary person, such a blow would have split their head open, if not instantly killed, then severely injured.

“Asked you to get lost, yet you’re seeking your own death!”

Lin Tian’s eyes turned frosty as he reached out to firmly catch the iron fork and with a solid kick, sent Wu Gui flying.

This was at the edge of a forested creek, where sharp, jumbled rocks were plentiful.

As Wu Gui crashed in mid-air, he forcefully made acquaintance with the rocks; his body nearly snapped, his arm slashed with crisscrossing bloody lines.

Lin Tian’s skill stunned everyone there.

After a moment, Fong Xiaoxi was the first to snap out of it and angrily said, “Bastard, you committed misdeeds, and now you’re hitting people!”

“F*ck the guy next door; He Wei, grab a weapon for me, kill him!”

Having been kicked and crashed to the ground, Wu Gui was in so much pain he nearly burst into tears, he looked up furiously roaring at the youth who hadn’t made a move yet.

He Wei was initially stunned before he picked up a stick from the ground and charged over.

Bang~

Lin Tian again kicked him away with a single strike.

He stepped over to Wu Gui and delivered over a dozen slaps, breaking his nose.

Then, under the astonished gaze of Yan Yanxin and Fong Xiaoxi and others, he snatched the belts from both Wu Gui and He Wei, bound them together, and with a toss, hung them securely on a nearby giant tree that required several people to encircle.