The Urban Medical Martial Immortal

22: Chapter 22 Going Crazy 22: Chapter 22 Going Crazy “You…

you are the new bodyguard?!”

Xu Tangge looked utterly astonished, her silver teeth clenched fiercely as her face grew even more detached; her autumn-pool-like beautiful eyes were filled with disgust and coldness.

If possible, she would dearly love to beat up the guy in front of her and throw him out.

Because she didn’t want any bodyguard, they were all like flies that she couldn’t get rid of, so annoying.

“Let me introduce myself; my name is Lin Tian!”

Lin Tian seemed oblivious to Xu Tangge’s murderous gaze as he casually sat down on the sofa and said with a calm smile.

“You…

Get out!

I don’t need you as my bodyguard, so as of now, I’m officially firing you!

Leave immediately!”

Xu Tangge, close to losing her mind at Lin Tian’s presumption, pointed to the front door and commanded in a cold voice.

Originally, she had a slight favorable impression of Lin Tian due to his help in the alley, but meeting him again, she found it somewhat unbearable.

Especially the thought of having been bumped into by this guy that night and now having to live under the same roof with him made her feel exceedingly uncomfortable.

“Since I’ve taken the money, I’m obliged to do my duty,” Lin Tian said from the sofa, unyielding as a mountain.

“Unless Yu Qinghe personally cancels the contract, I’ll leave immediately!

But your word doesn’t count.”

“Hmph!

Grandpa Yu just takes care of affairs for our family!

Since you won’t leave, I’ll call my grandpa now and have him fire you!”

Unable to get rid of Lin Tian, Xu Tangge felt helpless and finally sat down at the other end of the hall and picked up her mobile phone to make the call.

At this moment, she didn’t want to spend a second longer with the guy in front of her; his gaze felt invasive, as if he could see right through her, and just thinking about it made her shiver.

“Hehe, girlie, miss your grandpa, do you?”

The phone connected, and a hearty laugh came through from the other end.

“Grandpa!”

The previously icy Xu Tangge suddenly changed her tone, half-cooing, “I really don’t need a bodyguard right now, so please fire this jerk!

If you insist on having someone protect me all the time, then find someone else, I don’t want this bastard!”

Hearing Xu Tangge’s biting tone, an unmistakable voice came from the phone, “Tang Ge, you’re not allowed to be willful this time!

It’s hard enough for grandpa to find someone from your school so you can go to and from school together!

That’s final; no more changes this time!”

With that said, the call was terminated.

“Grandpa…”

Listening to the dial tone, Xu Tangge was furious, pouting her lips in frustration, but she had no choice but to glower at Lin Tian, who was comfortably seated.

After a long while,

Xu Tangge took a deep breath and calmed down, knowing she couldn’t drive away the guy in front of her; she had to think of a delaying tactic.

He will get his just deserts later.

In a couple of days, she would have Tang Qianqian move in, and then He would understand how tough it could be, surely leaving of his own accord just like the others!

With that thought, Xu Tangge sat down with a cold expression and said, “Since Grandpa insists on you staying, I’ll observe you for a few days to see if you’re up to the task of being a bodyguard!

My name is Xu Tangge, and from now on, you’ll be my personal bodyguard.

According to the contract and agreement, you will live on the first floor of the villa!”

“I know!

Seeing you living alone for so long, loneliness is inevitable; I understand that.

You’re so eager for me to stay, I’ll reluctantly accept!”

Lin Tian’s gaze drifted, and with an inward chuckle, he continued to tease, “Let me introduce myself again; my name is Lin Tian, but you can also call me Lin Beiliu!

The name Lin Beiliu is not something I tell just anyone, only my family or girlfriend, and such would know!”

“Shut up!”

Xu Tangge’s voice raised, lashing out in irritation, as the nonsense spouted by the jerk in front of her pushed her to the brink of madness, feeling as if a ball of raging fire had built up inside her, on the verge of exploding.

“Okay, okay, okay!

Don’t get angry, it’s not good for you!

Now that we’ve signed and stamped, I’m all yours, so arrange things however you wish!

Don’t worry, I won’t spread rumors when I’m outside…”

Lin Tian adopted an apologetic and surrendering posture, sitting up straight and proper, yet his mouth remained full of teasing and wild claims.

Throughout the past and present, over tens of thousands of years, it’s rare for me to have such leisure time, and now with such a cute and lively girl in front of me, it would be a disservice to myself not to tease her a bit!

Plus, she’s really quite adorable when she’s angry!

As he watched Xu Tangge’s beautiful eyes flash with fury, looking as though she might eat him alive, Lin Tian found it quite enjoyable and thought to himself.

Hold back!

Don’t get angry!

This guy is doing this on purpose, trying to mess with your composure!

Xu Tangge looked at Lin Tian, who seemed serious but had a teasing glint in his eyes, and took several deep breaths to continuously remind herself to calm down.

Finally managing to quell the anger in her heart, Xu Tangge composed herself, knowing that she couldn’t afford to get angry at the moment, her face showing indifferent as she ignored Lin Tian’s words and said coldly, “Now, listen to me, and cut the nonsense!”

Lin Tian cleared his throat, sat up rigidly, and placed his hands flat, presenting himself as an obedient child.

Seeing this, Xu Tangge internally felt a mix of annoyance and amusement, then, after a pause, continued with a stern face, “You can stay, but we must lay down three clear rules!”

“First, you are not allowed to go up to the second or third layer of the villa!”

“Second, you are not allowed to bring women home!”

“Third, you must be dressed properly at home!”

At this, Xu Tangge’s face reddened slightly, seemingly she liked things this way, she sneaked a glance at him, and seeing Lin Tian still sitting obediently with an unchanged expression, she heaved a silent sigh of relief.

“Fourth, the incident in the alley that night, it must stay with you and go no further!”

“Fifth, when we go to school, you are not to follow me, nor let anyone know we’re acquainted!”

“Sixth, you are responsible for cleaning the first floor of the villa, including the living room, dining room, and so on…”

“Hey, hey…

wait a minute!

Wasn’t it supposed to be three rules?

Now you’re on the sixth?

That doesn’t count!”

Seeing that Xu Tangge was about to go on endlessly, Lin Tian rolled his eyes and interrupted her.

“Your objection is overruled!”

Xu Tangge ignored Lin Tian and went on, “As for the seventh, I’ll tell you once I’ve decided!

I, Xu Tangge, reserve the final rights of interpretation for this agreement, any objections are invalid!

Sign here, I added the fourth one on the fly…”

After saying this, Xu Tangge had already taken out an agreement that she had prepared at some point and handed it to Lin Tian.

“This girl clearly prepared this in advance!

But since I’ve agreed to take this job, I should fulfill my duties.

Besides, the little girl is so pretty and cute, living together in the future is bound to be interesting!

Cultivation aside, having such a beauty for company wouldn’t be so bad!”

Thinking this, Lin Tian received the agreement with an indifferent smile and signed his own name.

“I thought you were going to put up a fight!”

Seeing Lin Tian finally signing with ease, Xu Tangge couldn’t help but make a sarcastic comment.

After Lin Tian signed, he handed back the agreement and spread his hands, saying, “Considering how ugly you are, what you say goes.

How could I not agree?”