The Misfortune Adventure Of Dimensional Chat Group Owner

In the morning, when Kaito opened his eyes, he found Aika asleep next to him under a blanket, her arms wrapped tightly around him. Her expression was rosy, her breath was calming, and it was clear that she was sleeping naked, exhausted from the previous night’s activities.

Despite this, Aika looked very seductive in his eyes, and Kaito honestly wanted to do it again in the morning. As a newly graduated virgin, it was hard to resist the urge to attack the beautiful, defenseless girl next to him.

Unfortunately, Kaito knew he couldn’t do that, and his affection for Aika outweighed his lust. Although both of them were devils, Kaito’s physical ability far exceeded Aika’s. This caused Aika to tire out faster than Kaito during last night’s activity... making Kaito feel a little dissatisfied.

Even so, Kaito was quite happy with her, and besides, this was only their first night together, and both of them were inexperienced in this. In fact, in terms of technique and poses, Aika was far more skilled than he was, thanks to all the weird knowledge Aika had read from various books.

Kaito wouldn’t be surprised if Aika was cheating by buying some understanding of the chat group... but fortunately, her physical capability prevents her from dominating him in bed.

”Sleep well, pretty princess.”

Afraid of waking up Aika from her sleep, Kaito, who’s getting bored, decides to open the chat group to see if any chat group member has woken up.

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[Owner]: ”Good morning, everyone.”

[Root Princess]: ”Oh... You woke up? Then, congratulations, Kaito.”

[Scarlet Devil Headmaid]: ”Congratulations, master.”

[Sekirei No.7]: ”Congratulations.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Congratulations.”

[Caped Baldy]: ”Congratulations. I am jealous, but you deserve it, Kaito.”

[Owner Favorite Girl]: ”Should I say congratulations... uh.”

[God Tongue]: ”Should I cook red rice this morning?”

[God Tongue Secretary]: ”I can help!”

[Caped Baldy]: ”Red rice... new dishes, looking forward to it!”

[Owner]: ”You guys... well, thank you.”

Seeing all the girls close to him suddenly congratulate him, Kaito wasn’t surprised, though he still felt embarrassed.  Aika has told him that every chat group member, especially the girls, was informed about this, and that’s the main reason why Aika was bold last night. Aika also warned him to be careful, as the girls around him would start attacking with full force, and he expected Kaito to be prepared to serve them one by one.

...

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Hahahaha! Now that the Owner has finally graduated from being a virgin, I expect he will start doing the same with all the girls around him.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”I am looking forward to it. It’s been a long time for me.”

[Scarlet Devil Headmaid]: ”I have always been ready to serve my master.”

[Sekirei No.7]: ”Me too.”

[Owner Favorite Girl]: ”...”

[Root Princess]: ”I wonder when it’s my turn. Don’t worry, I am already legal and I can change my appearance to one you like too~”

[Railgun Girl]: ”What a scumbag.”

[Owner]: ”Uh, I will think about that later.”

[Root Princess]: ”No need to think too much, everyone is waiting for you, leader. You should be excited.”

...

It would be a lie if Kaito wasn’t excited, although he also felt a bit concerned at the same time. Some girls were much stronger than he, like Sakuya and Manaka... and Kaito himself was afraid he would get beaten by them in bed. Hence, Kaito decided to serve them last, as he would work on improving his physique before daring to touch them.

Kaito has already decided which girl he should respond to after Aika... naturally is the one who saved his life and his favorite girl in the chat group, despite her lower presence.

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[Owner]: ”Well... I already decided who’s next in line. You guys should have already guessed it.”

[Owner Favorite Girl]: ”...”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Definitely Ravel-san.”

[Railgun Girl]: ”Ravel-san.”

[Musician of Red Hair Pirates]: ”Ravel-san.”

[God Tongue]: ”100% Ravel-san.”

[Root Princess]: ”If it’s Ravel-san, then I have no problem giving in my turn.”

[Scarlet Devil Headmaid]: ”True. It’s natural for a master to care for someone who saved his life and gave him hope.”

[Owner]: ”I guess it’s not that hard to guess.”

Considering the chat group itself was literally nicknamed ’Ravel Phenex as Owner Favorite Girl,’ it was easy for anyone in the chat group to guess his thoughts. 

Ravel holds one of the most special positions among the girls, and every chat group member pretty much knows that, as she’s the first member that Kaito directly invited to the chat group by himself.

None of the girls has a complaint about her either, as most of the members here know his history. After all, when Kaito joined the chat group, his first goal was to save Ravel.

...

[Owner]: ”Yeah... so, @Owner Favorite Girl, I might ask you for a nice date when you have time.”

[Owner Favorite Girl]: ”U-Umm! I’m always ready!”

[Owner]: ”Then, I will need to check my schedule. Let’s have a nice date later.”

[Owner Favorite Girl]: ”Y-Yeah!”

[Root Princess]: ”Don’t forget we also look forward to doing it with you.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”I can’t wait to make Kaito-kun satisfied with my technique.”

[Sekirei No.7]: ”I want to be connected with the master too.”

[Owner]: ”Uh, yeah. As I said, I will do my best.”

Looking at enthusiastic responses from the girls, Kaito admits he might have underestimated their affection for him. Fortunately, some of the chat group members became uncomfortable with the topic and directly complained in the chat group.

[God Tongue]: ”Uh, why is this chat so weird in the morning?”

[Railgun Girl]: ”Indeed. Can you guys stop talking about this? Don’t forget there are still children in this chat group!”

[White Devil Partner]: ”...”

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: ”Uh... thank you, Misaka-san.”

[Owner]: ”Yeah, let’s stop talking about it.”

[Root Princess]: ”Ah, my bad.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Pardon me.”

[Railgun Girl]: ”It’s your fault, Kaito!”

[Owner]: ”What did I do wrong?”

[Railgun Girl]: ”For being a scumbag! Maybe I shouldn’t ask you to help me with Misaka clone.”

[God Tongue]: ”Pffft!”

[Owner]: ”Uh, I apologize. Speaking of the clone, when you finally decide to go back to your world, Misaka?”

[Railgun Girl]: ”Uh, I do want to go back, but I am still afraid.”

[Owner]: ”Afraid?”

[God Tongue]: ”Misaka-san is afraid?”

[Caped Baldy]: ”Indeed. Current Misaka’s strength isn’t bad.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Misaka-san, you are the closest member to getting a 6* realm strength evaluation among us.

[Owner]: ”With all of that said. You should be more than ready to face Accelerator. So what’s the problem?”

...

With her mastery of Haki, her ability to elementalize her whole body into thunder and cause massive area destruction easily, Kaito does not doubt that Misaka can destroy the whole Academy City right now. 

Current Misaka can go confront Accelerator directly and win without much effort, as Kaito believes Accelerator is definitely incapable of countering Misaka’s thunder devil fruit ability.

...

[Railgun Girl]: ”I know my strength is enough, but it’s not about that!”

[Railgun Girl]: ”Like, what if Aleister decides to confront me directly if he gets curious about my source of power?”

[Owner]: ”Damn, I forgot about that.”

[God Tongue]: ”Misaka-san is going to be in trouble.”

[Root Princess]: ”Since Misaka is part of his plan, Aleister will definitely notice Misaka’s strangeness when she comes back and wonder if she would affect his plan.”

[Necromancer]: ”Misaka world... is so scary.”

[Musician of Red Hair Pirates]: ”Can we just talk with him?”

[Railgun Girl]: ”This is the guy who controls the entire academy city under his thumb... Even meeting him won’t be easy, you know? And should I explain the chat group’s existence to him?”

[Root Princess]: ”You can do it. But he’s being a mastermind behind everything, he’s not exactly a person you can trust unless you want to cooperate with him on equal terms.”

[Caped Baldy]: ”Then, can we just beat him? He’s a pretty strong guy, right?”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”I think you can do it, Saitama-sensei. But that would alarm those omnipotent demon gods, and I don’t think Saitama-sensei can fight against being that can destroy and reset the universe at will.”

[Owner]: ”Ah, yeah, those guys... I forget how deep the water of your world, Misaka-san.”

Even if Misaka stops the experiment by defeating Acceleator head-on, there’s no way Aleister would let Misaka move all 20.000 Misaka sisters to the base world, as they were part of his crucial plan to remove magic (phase) from the entire world. Aleister is also a type of person who doesn’t like anything that goes out of his plan, and perhaps the moment Misaka shows an ability she shouldn’t have, he might decide to eliminate Misaka directly by sending Aiwass.

...

[Railgun Girl]: ”Now you know my situation, can you help me, @Owner? For insurance, if anything goes wrong.”

[Owner]: ”Me? No, Misaka-san, I still want to live!”

[Root Princess]: ”Pffft!”

Even if Kaito is currently close to the 7* strength evaluation realm, Aleister has already been in that realm for a long time, and he could easily obliterate him! Facing Aleister, who can flip the play with ”rules,” is like suicide, and Kaito isn’t stupid enough to do that!

...

[God Tongue]: ”I admit, for this one, I agree with Owner. Your world is just too dangerous, Misaka-san!”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”It’s too risky, Kaito-kun is also not the opponent, the scientific angel behind Aleister.”

[Ohara Survivor]: ”Aleister is one of the closest people to reaching Demon God. And demon gods’ existence itself should be within the 8* realm.”

[Owner]: ”With that said, maybe when I officially enter the 7* realm, then I will be ready to help you.”

[Railgun Girl]: ”No need, are you smart? Why are you so stupid? Did you forget about one of your strongest abilities?!”

[Owner]: ”My ability?”

[Root Princess]: ”Kaito-kun, Misaka talks about your Imagine Breaker. With that ability, you shouldn’t be scared of Aleister that much.”

[Owner]: ”Ah, makes sense.”

Remember his omnipotent right hand, even better than Kamijou Touma, Kaito admits that her reasoning does make sense. Imagine Breaker has always been an important part of his plan, and perhaps Kaito really could negotiate himself as part of the bargain. In that case, there might be a way to convince Aleister, though he wasn’t sure how to convince Aleister to let him kidnap 20.000 Misaka sisters.

Though Kaito still feels more assured if he reaches 7* when he visits Misaka’s world, in case everything goes south.

...

[Railgun Girl]: ”At least with your Imagine Breaker, you should have some leverage against him. Also, you are our leader, so you must have points to let you escape in any dire situation!”

[Owner]: ”I do have points, but we all know they are so precious I can’t waste them. I doubt even 100.000 points were enough to deal with Aleister.”

[Railgun Girl]: ”Then, when you are going to help me?!”

[Owner]: ”Next year? At least let me save enough points!”

[Railgun Girl]: ”That’s too long! I will give you 50.000 points if you help me immediately next month!”

[God Tongue]: ”Misaka-san is so rich?!”

[Owner]: ”Let me guess... Personal Task?”

[Railgun Girl]: ”Yeah! I just got it! Take a look at my task!”

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Task Detail: [Railgun Girl] wanted to stop the experiment of killing her 20.000 sisters

Task Completion: The experiment stopped. Aleister placed the rest of the Misaka clones across the world safely.

Time Limit: 4 months left (Base World Time).

Participation Limit: 3 people.

Task Difficulty: Hard.

Task Failure: Failed to stop the project until the main character came in.

Reward: 200.000 Points. Souls of the Dead Misaka Sisters.

Failure Punishment: -

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[God Tongue]: ”If there’s such a personal task, it’s reasonable that Misaka-san is in such a hurry.”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”200.000 points is a lot to ignore.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”On top of that, souls of the dead Misaka sisters. This task is quite generous.”

[Root Princess]: ”Indeed. Besides, the task didn’t say you need to confront Aleister. You just need to stop the experiment and beating Accelerator is definitely one of the ways.”

[Owner]: ”Alright, you beat me. But that specific task time limit is interesting...”

Knowing that the chat group system has a way to contact world consciousness, Kaito didn’t believe it was just a coincidence that Misaka would get such a personal task. Or maybe, Misaka’s wish to rescue her sister was just that strong... strong enough to generate a task in her world, like what happened with his beloved Aika.

In any case, Kaito admits there’s indeed no need for them to assume that Aleister would be hostile to them immediately. Kaito, even though it’s possible to cooperate with him, with their identity as a visitor from another world as part of the bargain.

...

[Owner]: ”Let me think... If I can have a date with Ravel in your world too... then I will agree.”

[Owner Favorite Girl]: ”Eh, Kaito-san?!”

[Root Princess]: ”Make use of every chance? Not bad, Kaito. But are you sure it’s not dangerous for Ravel to follow you?”

[Owner]: ”After thinking, I think there’s no way that Aleister would attack Misaka or any of us immediately when we come to the city. Aleister isn’t that aggressive, and I think we can even cooperate with him.”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Cooperate?”

[Owner]: ”I mean, as long as we can prove to him that we wouldn’t ruin his plan, I believe Aleister would let us go.”

[Root Princess]: ”That makes sense. That’s what he cares about the most after all.”

[Owner]: ”So what do you think, Misaka-san? I will help you, but I’m also going to bring Ravel with me.”

[Railgun Girl]: ”Eh... sure? I don’t mind as long as you help me with my situation. Although don’t you dare touch anyone close to me.”

[Owner Favorite Girl]: ”Thank you, Misaka-san.”

[Owner]: ”Thank you. However, your worry isn’t needed. I won’t attack any underage girls, including you and your friend.”

[Railgun Girl]: ”You!!”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Seeing Misaka and Kaito bickering again in the chat group after a long time gives me a nostalgic feeling.”

[Caped Baldy]: ”Back then, it was only 5 of us. But now there are a lot of people. I wonder when we have new members coming in the chat group.”

[Owner]: ”Hmm, now you remind me, Saitama-san. It has been a very long time since we got new members. It’s been years, right?”

*DING*

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[System accepted to complain from the ’Owner’]

[Recruiting More Members...]

[The chat group has received 4 more new members!]

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*DING*

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[Gender Equality Hero has joined the chat group]

[Witch of the Void has joined the chat group]

[Slime Demon King has joined the chat group]

[Alien Princess has joined the chat group]

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