The Misfortune Adventure Of Dimensional Chat Group Owner

On the same day in the evening, after everyone had arrived in their respective worlds, the chat group members agreed to report their situation in each world through the chat group. This was done to make sure everyone was doing well in their respective world, and Aika proposed that this reporting via chat group would be a routine each week until everyone finished their part in each world.

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[Owner]: ”Good evening, everyone.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Good evening, Kaito.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Good evening.”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Good evening.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Let’s do the reporting, shall we?”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Before you ask us, wouldn’t it be more appropriate for you to report the status in World 1?”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”We are fine, here. The creatures of this world aren’t a threat to any of us except levels 4 and 5. We got transferred to part of the destroyed Tokyo where a group of cursed children hid in the memories, and based on Kaito’s order, we want to build a shelter to protect these children.”

...

With instant house builder props working together with space isolation props, Kaito and the others quickly built a safe area that could not be detected by technology in this world. They also quickly recruited all the cursed children and Mr. Matsuzaki as their caretaker. Although they were initially distrustful, Kaito quickly won their attention by making gifts and toys that they wanted right in front of them (using creation and infinite energy, this was very easy for him).

Eventually, all the cursed children came to trust them and lived in the base with them, although, thanks to the miracle he performed, some of the cursed children now started calling him an angel or god-- which gave Kaito a headache every time they called him by that name.

Just a bad luck situation as usual for Kaito.

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[God Tongue]: ”Owner pretty much become everyone’s favorite person here! His ability to create anything is indeed cheating! He creates toys for everyone, so the children love him!”

[Root Princess]: ”Pfft... It’s admirable, though. Thanks to Kaito’s action, everyone now trusts us and starts calling him a god.”

[Owner]: ”I blame it on my bad luck. Although I have warned them to stop me call that, those children just didn’t understand and keep doing it.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”What do you expect from trying to tell a group of children what to do?”

[Musician of Red Hair Pirates]: ”Pffft... anyway, Kaito has done a great job.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”If you need any help, don’t hesitate to call me, Kaito-kun. I have a few experiences of taking care of children.”

[Owner]: ”In short, everything is going well here. I haven’t found any Est soul fragments in Tokyo, but I haven’t explored all of the area since it’s quite a big city. Maybe the fragment will appear during the plot. who knows?”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Though, you found another silver-haired loli girl to bring back instead, that Fuse Midori you have been bringing around with you.”

[Scarlet Devil Headmaid]: ”Seriously master, we can’t help but think you have a certain obsession with blonde or white haired girls.”

[Railgun Girl]: ”Wait... again?”

[Ohara Survivor]: ”...??”

[Sekirei No.7]: ”...”

Looking at the responses in the chat group, all the members who were online had the same expression: again?!

After all, a week ago, Kaito had brought Ilya, a silver-haired legal loli girl, into the base world, and now he once again brought a girl with the same hair color. Naturally, everyone could see Kaito has an obsession with those girls-- even Kaito himself doesn’t even bother to deny it anymore.

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[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Master... do you have any explanation for your action?”

[Owner]: ”Well, I admit I immediately thought to rescue this girl when I came to Tokyo, especially after checking using the points she hasn’t become Initiator yet at this time. ”

[Railgun Girl]: ”How about the other cursed children?”

[Owner]: ”Unfortunately, everyone else already has a partner at this time, so I just couldn’t kidnap them, right?”

This is genuinely true. Kaito has been looking for specific cursed children that appeared inside the plot, like Kaya Senju or that samurai girl, but all of them have been recruited by their initiator. Kaito was lucky enough to meet Midori on the street-- rare occurence where he actually got a bit of luck.

...

[Railgun Girl]: ”I don’t believe it.”

[Owner]: ”It’s up to you to believe or not.”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Owner... Instead of using the chat group to find Est Soul Fragment’s whereabouts, you are using it to find the cursed girls’ whereabouts?”

[Owner]: ”Don’t slander me! That’s what I did at the beginning, but the cost of doing so is still an astronomical amount of points so I choose to do this instead. At least I managed to save that girl’s life from a miserable future.”

[Root Princess]: ”Well... If the cost to collect Est was not expensive, we wouldn’t need to do this task... so the expensive cost to find the Est soul fragment is expected.”

[God Tongue]: ”That’s true. Though I guess the majority reason why Owner wanted to save her is because she reminds you of Est, right?”

[Owner]: ”I won’t deny that.”

...

Seeing Fuse Midori, a silver-haired girl with cat ears playing happily with the other cursed children with their toys, Kaito couldn’t help but feel happy, proud, and glad he did this. Kaito could imagine that if Est was here, she would also play with them, Seeing a little girl like Est feel happy, Kaito felt very satisfied, and his depression was slightly cured.

...

[Owner]: ”Speaking of which, that’s enough talk about our situation. What’s the situation in the second world?”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”The place we are transferred close to the poor village where the protagonist and his childhood friends living in... and they haven’t leave the village yet. And naturally, we haven’t found Est’s soul fragment either in the first day... although we are going to pay attention to him and his childhood friend.”

[Ohara Survivor]: ”I will keep my eyes on them.”

[Owner]: ”That’s quite a lucky landing place. So, what is your plan, Crocodile? Do you decide to destroy the Imperial Capital on that world?”

[Railgun Girl]: ”No. Crocodile wanted to copy our strategy back in Naruto world.”

[Owner]: ”Copy?”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Yeah. Instead of joining the empire or the revolutionary army, my idea is to create a third faction where we are going to provide ordinary people with a safe space to live in by creating our own ’city’ in the location of the protagonist village. When our reputation is good enough among people in this world and people don’t also want us replace the Empire, that’s the time we will start attacking both Empire and Revolutionary army and clean them up.”

[God Tongue]: ”I almost thought you were going directly to raid the Imperial Capital and collect all the Teigu. Considering your usual idea, like robbing all jutsu from Sunagakure.”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Well... Destroying the Empire directly would cause chaos and kill a lot of innocent people in the process, and most of you don’t want that to happen, right? Especially you, Kaito.”

[Owner]: ”Well, I guess that’s true. Thanks for putting me in your thoughts.”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Even without your presence, I still wouldn’t dare to do that. Saitama-sensei is here with me, after all.”

[Caped Baldy]: ”Yeah, I will stop him if he did something that could cause a war and destruction to the world.”

[Uchiha Prodigy]: ”Don’t forget about me.”

[Sekirei No.3]: ”I will do what my husband wants.”

[Railgun Girl]: ”And I will electrify all of his sands enough to turn him into a glass statue.”

[Ohara Survivor]: ”Kaguya said she’s also going to beat you up if you do something wrong, Mr. 0.”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Alright. I will seriously keep all of your threats in mind.”

...

Seeing all his teammates reminding him, Crocodile admits that he is afraid of their threats-- because he does have some ideas that the other members might not like.

For example, he knows that sooner or later, the Empire or Revolutionary army will infiltrate and attack their shelter, and Crocodile actually has the idea to introduce a slavery system form captured enemies to help ease the workforce and get free manpower.

Naturally, after this threat, he quickly forgets it in case doing such a thing would enrage his fellow members. Crocodile may be a villain, but he’s not an idiot who can’t see the bigger picture.

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[Owner]: ”Pffft... I guess you become an honest man now, Crocodile.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”But honestly, Crocodile, make a good choice in that world. In a way, Akame Ga Kill and Naruto worlds are very similar in some way with how violence and dangerous it is, and as long you provided a safe area to live in, everyone will believe in you.”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Thanks for your compliment.”

...

Seeing Crocodile, who looked intimidated, Kaito laughed and felt relieved at the same time. It seemed that the team formation that Aika made was effective and deserved a thumbs up. The fact that Aika put Crocodile together with members who had high morals to ensure that he did not do anything outside the moral boundaries of the usual chat group is working on him.

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[Owner]: ”Now, we have heard the information about the first and second world, @Queen of Sekirei, how did the third world progress go?”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ” We landed in the school where the plot started and in the middle of the outbreak in the school. Everything went so well, and we managed to clean the zombies in the whole city where the memories copy is located.”

[Necromancer]: ”Though, there’s still no Est soul fragment, though, even around the protagonist group. So maybe, the fragment is somewhere else in this world.”

[Owner]: ”That’s good news. But cleaning the whole city within the same day? You guys are amazing.”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”Indeed.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”How do you do that? Yuu necromancer ability controlling zombie around?”

[Necromancer]: ”No. All I did was to make sure zombies didn’t approach the school where the protagonist group resided. The zombies were cleaned by those children.” 

[Owner]: ”...Children?”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Well... Ilya with her Berserker, Fate and Ilya, and then Nohara Rin with Obito.”

[Necromancer]: ”Aika, I swear you put too many children on our team, and it’s giving us a lot of trouble.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”I am sorry about that, but I genuinely think that third world is perfect for them. Unlike the first world, where children are hated, the second world is quite dangerous with weird Teigu abilities. Nothing in the third world could harm them since there’s no supernatural element in it.”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”Reasonable fact, but I still think you shouldn’t put all the children on us since they were quite hard to control. Especially Nanoha, who probably already destroyed most of the area of the city with her attack.”

[White Devil Secretary]: ”Indeed. I was having hard time preventing her to cause more destruction, but I can’t blame her too much since she didn’t expect her power to be so strong either.”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Huh?”

[Owner]: ”Huh? Fate, are you here?”

[White Devil Secretary]: ”Well... Nanoha specifically scared that military army that want us to work under them, since she has been showing capable of blowing of the city block by himself.”

[Queen Of Sekirei]: ”Fate-chan, I am glad you managed to stop her from using Starlight Breaker; otherwise, the whole city is going to blow up.”

[Owner]: ”That’s genuinely terrifying.” 

Just remember how Starlight Breaker had enough power to rival a nuclear bomb in the original. There’s no doubt such an ability would razed the city down. Especially Nanoha, now much stronger than her original thanks to the chat group existence, Kaito couldn’t imagine how destructive she was right now.

Maybe her current power was enough to rival her adult form, while Starlight Breaker’s power was enough to clean the surface of the planet. Kaito wouldn’t be surprised if Nanoha and Fate already reached 6* strength by now, considering their absurd growth protagonist status.

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[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: ”Fate-chan! Moo...!! I told you don’t tell everyone about that!”

[White Devil Secretary]: ”Nanoha, what you do is pretty much a terrorist attack. You need to calm it down.”

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: ”But I am not alone; everyone else did the same!”

[Queen of Sekirei]: ”You are not wrong about that... Well. Ilya also let Berserker roam around, scaring the military as he destroyed tanks easily... and then there’s Rin and Obito throwing a lot of jutsu and scaring people around.”

[Necromancer]: ”But don’t worry, they did a good job, as barely a civilian was harmed by their action. As for the ones who get affected, we agree to use chat group points to recover the damage they got- so basically, there’s 0 civilian death.”

[SAO Blacksmith]: ”Yet. But don’t forget, people demand us to rebuild their home who get destroyed by children. There are so many destruction that our points are not enough to fix all of those!”

[Elementary Grade Magical Girl]: ”Uh...”

[White Devil Secretary]: ”Ugh.”

[Owner]: ”...”

[Baroque Works Leader]: ”...”

[Mage of Exodus]: ”Okay, I admit this is my fault... @Owner @Scarlet Devil Headmaid, I want to make a deal with both of you.”

...

Seeing Team 3’s complaints about the damage caused by the children she assigned into that world, Aika admitted that it was her fault and promised to take responsibility. In the end, Aika had an idea for Kaito and Sakuya to send their ”clones” with enough energy reserves to worlds 2 and 3 to help their team build bases and repair the damage caused by the children.

Sakuya is an expert in construction and repair, and Kaito is an expert in making natural resources and materials used for building, which naturally fit the bill everyone needed. Both of their clone are the reason why construction in both worlds finished in a single day.

In the end, despite many problems, at least all teams were in good condition in their respective worlds, and they all agreed to continue doing this report routinely every week to ensure nothing goes wrong in the task.