The Mech Touch

Chapter 1993 Smooth Criminal

”I told you so.”

His girlfriend didnʼt hold back in her gloating. She mercilessly grinned at him as he sat defeated behind his terminal. Over a dozen projections of whacky-looking draft designs served as a testament of his failure to find an alternate configuration for his striker mech design.

He spent an entire week on this problem and had nothing to show for it. Every day, he squeezed his creativity to the utmost to design a mech that met all of his requirements. From limbless snake mechs to elaborate dragon mechs, nothing worked out the way he wanted.

His more extreme mech concepts started to stray increasingly further from the norm. He started off with mechs that resembled monstrous alien horrors and ventured into the absurd such as a mech that functioned like a striker mech when oriented to the front and a swordsman mech when oriented to the back!

That last design was his most imaginative and intellectually-demanding work. It had been a very big pain trying to adopt a side-mounded flight system. Even then, it was far too vulnerable to damage no matter how the mech oriented towards the enemy.

To a spaceborn mech, mobility literally stood for life. Without the ability to move, a mech would only be able to float further and further away from the battle with no way to return to its mothership!

His other mech concepts came with their own problems. Each of them exhibited flaws that disqualified them for the market.

Perhaps it might be interesting to adopt them for his own purposes or for a very special commission, but as a product for the market, they were far too exploitable to be put on sale!

His continuous failure spoiled his entire week. Not that the True Believers had already done their best to ruin his mood.

In their last face-to-face meeting, James made it abundantly clear that the New Ylvaine Dynasty no longer centered around him. Instead, the True Believers would start to worship Ves as a god!

No matter how many times Ves denied that he was a god, James outright ignored his claims!

No matter how much he tried to tell the Ylvainans that he didnʼt want to take part in their nonsense, the gullible cultists went right back to kneeling before an idol fabricated in his image to murmur incomprehensible prayers!

Ves felt as if the Ylvainans had truly gone insane. He truly did not expect the Living Prophet to step back and let someone else become the focus of their faith!

Though Ves dearly wanted to employ more direct means to smack the True Believers out of their undesirable behavior, he refrained from doing so. The True Believers all consisted of the most radical Ylvainans from the Protectorate.

The fanatics were so unflinching in their devotion that even the threat of death wouldnʼt change their minds!

Of course, if Ves had his way, he would have preferred to kick the Ylvainans from his fleet, but then who would crew his ships? Who would pilot and service a significant portion of his mechs? Who would perform all of the essential functions that kept the LMC in business?

As sordid as it sounded, Ves needed the Ylvainans. As distasteful as their illogical fanaticism appeared, there was at least one benefit to employing cultists.

They were incredibly loyal.

As long as their beliefs aligned with his interests, then they were some of his most loyal and hardworking employees! As someone who values both of these qualities, Ves would be a fool to throw away all of that precious manpower.

Who else could he hire to make up for the loss of thousands of Ylvainans?

Brighters? Aside from the ones who worked for him for a long time, Ves could no longer trust them as readily as before.

Sentinels? They were complete strangers to him. While they were probably harmless, Ves wasnʼt ready to put them all in charge of critical functions such as running the systems that kept his ships intact!

In the end, he could only choose the least-bad option from a small selection of undesirable options. As creepy as the Ylvainans behaved, Ves at least wouldnʼt be at risk of getting stabbed in the back! After the latest betrayals, that was a very valuable luxury!

”Ves? Are you still not resigned?” Gloriana asked after her boyfriend fell silent.

”Ah.” Ves pulled himself out of his thoughts. ”Itʼs okay. Iʼve accepted this outcome. It looks like weʼre going to design a humanoid striker mech after all. Iʼm even more appreciative of this form after Iʼve experimented with different mech shapes.”

To be honest, he no longer felt bothered by this issue. He was more concerned with how much James actually knew. Ves hadnʼt told anyone about his escapade where he pretended to be Vulcan! Not even Lucky should be aware of the details of his Mastery experiences!

”Then will you return to contributing to the main project?”

Ves nodded. ”Yes. Even though Iʼm not happy with the compromises we have to make, itʼs not possible for us to distort reality to get what we want. I guess we have to live with a striker mech with a bit more limitations than I prefer.”

”Good.” Gloriana dropped her smug attitude and adopted a gentle demeanor. She sat down next to him and pressed her side against his own. ”I was in your position once as well, you know. I tried so hard to innovate a better solution than the one the mech industry took for granted. Did you know what I learned? Standards exist for a reason. While there are mech designers out there who are able to break the mold, you have to be really good to come up with something better. If anything, I should be the one who should be tackling these kinds of problems. Your talents lie elsewhere.”

”I know my specialties lie elsewhere, but I donʼt think my efforts have been futile, though. At the very least, this has been an interesting exercise for me. Iʼve gained some useful harvests that will help me in my future progression.”

”That sounds great, Ves.”

The two fell silent for a moment as they enjoyed each otherʼs body warmth.

”I love you, Ves.”

”I love you too, Gloriana.”

Though the exchange of words sounded simple, the emotion in their voices conveyed the depths of their affection towards each other!

Both of them knew that despite their differences, despite their disagreements, they could always count on each other for unconditional support!

Gloriana giggled and kissed his cheek!

Ves smiled at that, but then his girlfriend started to lick his skin!

”Gloriana! What did I tell you about licking me? Cut it out! Itʼs too weird!”

”Hihihi! You canʼt stop me! Your cheek is so smooth and soft. I just love it! Donʼt ever grow wrinkly, Ves. I would hate to see your smooth cheek ruined!”

What kind of crazy request was that?! ”Iʼll grow a beard!”

”You wonʼt.” She confidently smiled. ”I like you better when your cheek is smooth. How else can I experience its softness when thereʼs so much hair in the way? Youʼll keep shaving every day, right? Youʼre already handsome as you are now. I wouldnʼt ask for anything else!”

”Okay.”

Ves did not feel like growing a beard anyway.

They quickly returned to work. Ves had still kept up with the progress done on the striker mech. Even without his contributions, the project still proceeded according to schedule.

Just as Ves immersed himself in a familiar routine, a very major event forced him to exit the design lab!

”Boss!” Gavin called as he entered the design lab! ”Good news! The reinforcements sent by the Hexers have finally arrived! The Wodin Dynasty has made good on its word!”

”Finally!”

Both Ves and Gloriana instantly withdrew from their mental design session. Though they had entered into a very good groove, they were very much aware that they were always vulnerable against enemy attacks!

The CRC and the other forces of the Friday Coalition continued to cast a shadow over his fleet. The lack of combat carriers and the substantial amount of casualties his forces suffered in the previous battle had weakened their effective strength to a worrisome level.

Ves had always been afraid that the Friday Coalition would ambush his fleet before it managed to link up with reinforcements!

Fortunately, his fears were unfounded! With Hexer reinforcements, Ves wouldnʼt be supplementing the defense of his fleet with low-quality mercenaries.

A single second-class mech could easily defeat ten or even a hundred third-class mechs in the right conditions! Though the actual results were a lot more nuanced in practice, even a single mech company of second-class mechs made a huge difference!

Moments later, a small fleet of actual combat carriers closed in on his fleet after verifying each otherʼs identities.

As Ves prepared to meet with the leader of the reinforcements, he received some very alarming news.

”Calabast!? How did you enter my stateroom?!”

”Thatʼs not important.” She said as her invisibility field faded from her body. ”Iʼm just here to update you on some recent developments. First, remember your obligations?”

”How could I not?” Ves smiled ruefully at her as a grooming bot shaved chin until it was as smooth as a babyʼs skin. ”Iʼm very grateful to hear that DIVA has managed to rescue the Larkinsons that Spotlight took into custody. Iʼm eager to see them again once weʼve reached the Sentinel Kingdom.”

”Well, DIVA has expended quite a lot of effort in this rescue operation, and it is looking for compensation. Iʼve made a lot of arrangements behind the scenes. After a lot of wrangling, I managed to convince DIVA to provide you with one of hexismʼs most valuable relics.”

Ves looked surprised. ”So soon?”

”What do you mean, so soon? It has already been several weeks! The relic will be delivered to this ship when you meet with the commander of the Penitent Sisters.”

”Huh? Could you repeat that, Calabast? I��m afraid I misheard.”

A smirk appeared on her face. ”The relic you need to design your Hexer mech will be delivered to you in person when the commander of the Peninent Sisters arrives to pledge her allegiance to you! Congratulations, Ves! You are now the owner of another outfit!”

”That.. thatʼs impossible! Arenʼt they supposed to be the worst man-haters of the Hegemony?! How come theyʼre my reinforcements!?”

What was it about him and fanatics?! It was as if he was a magnet for crazy! Absorbing the True Believers who were too crazy for the Ylvainans was bad enough. Now, if Calabast wasnʼt joking, he was expected to take over the Penitent Sisters as well!

These were the Hexers who wanted to kill off every boy. They wanted to cleanse human civilization of the male gender so that only women were left to rule over the galaxy!

They were so extreme that even other Hexers rejected their stance!

Calabast crossed her arms. ”Look, Ves, itʼs not as bad as it sounds. They are bringing a total of 600 second-class mechs and mech pilots to the table. Sure, half of them consist of landbound mechs and half of them consist of spaceborn mechs, but that is still a game changer. That is enough to secure us against nearly any kind of Fridayman ambush! The CRC is so occupied with the aftermath of the uprisings in the Ylvaine Protectorate and the devastating losses suffered by the Bright Republic that it is hard for them to muster enough pursuit forces to hunt us down. With the addition of the Penitent Sisters, we no longer have to worry about our safety for the remainder of our journey!”

That sounded very good, if not for the fact that he had to rely on the protection of hundreds of Hexer women who wanted nothing more than to shoot a round through his head!

He didnʼt believe these extremists denounced their man-hating ways so quickly! Regardless if they went by the name of Penitent Sisters, Ves felt very bad about entrusting the protection of his fleet to a force he wasnʼt confident in controlling!

Even with the help of the Glory Battalion, his Avatars of Myth and his Living Sentinels were grossly outmatched! Perhaps only the presence of Venerable Brutus was able to constrain them to an extent!

Calabast approached his back and patted him on the shoulder. ”There, there, Ves. The Penitent Sisters arenʼt as scary as you think. They are very much restrained by the rules and oaths they have been forced to accept. Why not meet their commander first before you make your judgement?”