The Lovely Heiress Is Actually A God Beast

The Little Beast Bai Bai gnawed on a chicken wing and then set its little paws down. The elders gathered around, ”What’s wrong? Is it not tasty?”

”Why aren’t you eating? Did I put too much salt and make it too salty?”

”If the chicken wings aren’t good, don’t eat them. Try my Eight-Treasure Duck!”

”Eat my Pine Nut Mandarin Fish!”

”No, no, no, have my Braised Beef!”

”Try my Beggar’s Chicken!”

”Get out of the way, theirs aren’t good. Taste my Braised Spare Ribs! Super flavorful, super fragrant!”

”How could spare ribs be better than my Garlic Prawns? Eat my Garlic Prawns!”

”Try mine!”

”Don’t mind him, try mine!”

”His Garlic Prawns haven’t even been deveined, obviously not tasty. Try my Braised Potato Duck, the potatoes are fragrant and soft. Here, eat a big duck leg, it’s so delicious!”

”Braised Duck is nowhere near as good as my Eight-Treasure Duck. There’s magic inside my Eight-Treasure Duck; it’s truly tasty!”

”Get out of the way, duck meat is tough, nowhere near as tender as chicken. Here, eat a big chicken leg!”

The elders enthusiastically recommended their own cooked dishes while casually dissing their rivals’ foods.

The Little Beast Bai Bai pursed its lips, its little face becoming conflicted, its ears drooping, eyes lowering: ”I want my brothers to eat with me.”

The elders looked at each other. The Great Elder frowned, ”Those stinky boys aren’t qualified to eat our cooked dishes!”

”Exactly, those stinky boys don’t appreciate fine food!”

”They don’t know how to appreciate. They eat carelessly and waste our efforts!”

”They just gnaw raw food, Majestic Lion feeds them rough stuff; no need for fine cooked meals!”

”Yes, yes, yes, they’re Majestic Lions, different from Zaizai! Zaizai should eat alone, don’t leave any for them!”

The Little Beast Bai Bai lowered its little head, voice muffled, ”I want to eat with my brothers.”

”Well...”

”Since Zaizai wants to eat with the stinky boys, then let’s satisfy Zaizai!”

”Yes, whatever Zaizai wants, the grandfathers will make it happen!”

”Little Nine, go call those stinky boys here.”

”Tell them to bring some food themselves, this table isn’t enough for them to eat.”

”Exactly, bring their own food, don’t think of eating what we cooked!”

”Alright.” The Ninth Elder nodded, turned into its original form, a large lion with silver fur, and dashed far away.

Even though Little Beast Bai Bai was taken by the Great Elder, the brothers still gathered around a fire, roasting a whole sheep on it, and lions who went down the mountain to buy pastries, candy, and Candied Hawthorn came back. They all went in human form to buy things; their aesthetics were very high, and the human forms they took were tall, mighty, with deep features, extremely Foreign Land style.

”Human women were so enthusiastic. When I was buying candy, she insisted on giving me a bunch of dried fruits, saying it was a gift.”

”Human old women are really enthusiastic! When I bought pastries, she wouldn’t take money. Luckily, I’m smart—I tossed the gold and ran!”

”Human old men were also warm; when I bought Candied Hawthorn, he persistently asked if I had a daughter-in-law, saying his granddaughter was still at home waiting for marriage!”

”Is he trying to set you up? Haha, why not marry a human daughter-in-law? They’re so gentle!”

”Forget it, human daughters-in-law have limited lifespans. When they die, I’d be really sad.”

”That’s true.”

”Better to find someone from our clan for a wife. Though a bit fierce, they have long life spans.”

”When I went to buy noodles, a human woman told me that to make noodles tasty and chewy, pass them through cold water.”

”Huh, where’s sister? Why can’t I see her?”

”We just hurried back and hadn’t been away for long, why is sister gone?”