The Interstellar Queen of Scavengers

Chapter 1531: Chapter 1531: Yesterday Little Sweetie, Today Mr. Ji

”Mr. Ji, speak to me with a bit more respect. Whose brain is broken? Your brain is the one that’s broken!” The Little Golden Dragon was puffed up, looking frantic, bouncing up and down. ”Teacher Mu just did a minor cosmetic adjustment for me!”

Ji You said, ”Are you sure Teacher Mu only gave you a makeover and didn’t fix your brain while at it?”

”Hmph!” Little Golden Dragon turned away, ignoring Ji You.

Yesterday, Teacher Mu Jianling suddenly asked Ji You to bring the Little Golden Dragon over for a check-up, so Ji You brought it. As soon as the repairs were done, the Little Golden Dragon couldn’t sit still, and instead of waiting for Ji You, it ran out of Teacher Mu’s mecha repair room on its own and went back to Ji You’s dormitory.

After being away for a day, it thought it would be greeted by an ecstatic Ji You, but instead, it encountered a stack of assignments and Ji You, who was too absorbed in them to pay attention to it.

Little Golden Dragon felt a bit disappointed.

Waiting and waiting, hours passed, but as a quiet, well-behaved, and understanding mecha, it still couldn’t capture its master’s attention!

When Ji You was almost done with the assignments, the Little Golden Dragon started causing trouble.

Looking at that small figure on the windowsill, Ji You smiled helplessly, stepped forward, and patted its shoulder.

The Little Golden Dragon turned away again, showing its back to Ji You.

Ji You patted its head, and it shook its head, ignoring him.

Ji You pulled its tail, and this time, the Little Golden Dragon bristled, ”Woman, take your hand off me. Did I permit you to touch me?”

Ji You: ”...”

Ji You tapped it on the head, and the Little Golden Dragon finally obediently jumped into Ji You’s arms, sitting there with a proud face: ”I must declare first; it’s you who begged me, that’s why I decided to pay attention to you.”

”Okay, okay...” Ji You smiled helplessly, ”I begged you.”

Little Golden Dragon sat upright seriously, asking, ”That alpaca, is it cuter than me?”

Ji You: ”...”

This guy, did its brain really get adjusted? Why suddenly ask such a dangerous question!

Feeling something was off, Ji You knew that answering poorly might be a death sentence.

So, without thinking, Ji You said directly, ”Are you kidding? Is ’cute’ used like that? There’s no such thing as cute in the world; it only existed after you came. My Little Heavenly Dog darling.”

The Little Golden Dragon was delighted, very satisfied, and asked again, ”Between me and that alpaca, you can only choose one, say it.”

Ji You: ”...”

Ji You felt like hitting it.

What kind of chaotic scene question is this? Did it follow Teacher Mu and watch too many melodramatic TV shows?

Little Golden Dragon: ”Say it.”

Ji You took out a candy from the Space Button and stuffed it into its mouth.

”Mmm... mmm...” The Little Golden Dragon had its mouth full of candy, sweet as can be. It puffed its cheeks, showing a gap between its teeth, ”Don’t... don’t think you can shut me up with one candy, give me another.”

Ji You gave it another piece, nonchalantly changing the subject, ”So, after your makeover, do you now look just like those imitations walking around everywhere?” At the Lanyue Star Military Academy, several students had purchased Heavenly Dog replicas, and those mechas loved to stroll around. It’s not uncommon to encounter a few on campus.

Speaking of this, the Little Golden Dragon got a bit angry, ”Lord Heavenly Dog is so handsome and dashing, especially with the majestic horns, yet she dared to shorten them! I’m so pissed!”

Ji You glanced at it, noticing that its horns were indeed shorter and flatter. Its face also seemed rounder, and its body lines more rounded, lacking the previous precise aerodynamic shape...

In short, it got fatter and uglier.

No wonder this fellow was dissatisfied and came to find Teacher Mu in the middle of the night to reason.

Ji You, lying through his teeth, said, ”I think you look more majestic and imposing now than before! Look at those eyes, full of spirit, look at that skin, shiny and sleek, look at those horns, unparalleled in power! Look...”

The Little Golden Dragon’s eyes gleamed as it listened, ”Really?”

Ji You nodded vigorously, ”Really!”

Only then did the Little Golden Dragon start feeling pleased, with a reluctant look, ”Then I won’t change it anymore, let’s leave it as is.”

Ji You let out a sigh of relief.

The next second.

The Little Golden Dragon said, ”So between me and that alpaca, who do you choose?”

Ji You’s shoulders twitched.

Little Golden Dragon: ”Say it.”

Ji You raised a hand to her forehead and used a Killing Skill, ”Then let me ask you, between the repairman and me, who do you want?”

Hmph!

Did it think she was out of ideas?

The best way to solve a difficult problem is to create another one. This mecha is still too inexperienced.

The Little Golden Dragon’s tail suddenly went stiff, clearly stumped, then it tilted its head, seemingly genuinely contemplating this question.

Ji You smugly hummed a little tune.

The Little Golden Dragon, snapping out of its dilemma, suddenly said, ”Your question is invalid! That alpaca is still alive, and the repairman’s ashes aren’t even left! There’s no comparison!”

Ji You felt her cheeks aching.

The Little Golden Dragon glared at her fiercely, ”Damn it! You, this woman, actually dared to think about that alpaca besides me!”

”Damn it! You’re the first woman to dare to treat me this way!”

”Very well.”

”Very well.”

”Ver...” Just as it was about to say the third ”very well,” a soft hand suddenly appeared on its head, gently patting it. The Little Golden Dragon looked up and met a pair of eyes as brilliant as the stars.

”Alright.”

”I choose you.”

Ji You’s voice was gentle, with a pampering smile in the corners of her eyes, ”Only you.”

Dealing with such a jealous mecha is really a handful.

”Click~”

A slight sound caught Ji You’s attention, ”???”

The Little Golden Dragon carefully stored the video it had just recorded into its mecha’s storage device, made several backups, and set it as private to itself, then gave Ji You a sinister smile, ”Woman, you’re stuck with me.”

Ji You: ”...”

Ji You was speechless for a few seconds, gritting her teeth, ”Great acting.”

The Little Golden Dragon swayed its tail, ”Average, average, when it comes to acting, Mr. Ji, you’re better.”

Ji You looked at it and asked, ”Spit it out, after going to such lengths to coerce me, what do you want me to do?”

The Little Golden Dragon patted its belly, where the storage device was, ”Not planning anything, woman, if I played this video in front of that alpaca, wouldn’t it...”

Ji You’s face darkened, ”Say it, as long as it’s not my life, you can have anything.”

The Little Golden Dragon choked, this woman, still unwilling to give up her life! Seems like those romance novels and TV series are all lies!

In this world, what woman would be willing to give her life to her lover? Though they say they love and care for you, just as easily they can say the same words to an alpaca!

The more Little Golden Dragon thought about it, the angrier it got: ”Women are such hypocrites!”

Ji You twitched at the corner of her mouth.

Little Golden Dragon: ”I just want to play it right in front of that alpaca!”

Ji You rubbed her temples, ”Spit it out, really, anything you want.”

Little Golden Dragon: ”Are you serious?!!!”

Ji You: ”Say it.”

Little Golden Dragon said, ”I want you to take me to the Space Rift.”

Ji You was a bit troubled because not taking the Little Golden Dragon was Teacher Mu’s decision.