The Interstellar Queen of Scavengers

Chapter 847: Chapter 847: The Waning of the Wang Clan

Even though Ji You talked until her lips were dry and her mouth was parched, not a single person believed her.

How valuable could Ji You’s discount coupons really be, despite her claims?

This fellow is a fraudster; if you actually took her coupons, chances are she’d con you out of even more money. Is it not better to save your money for eating and drinking well?

Ji You huffed with anger, ”You’ll seriously regret this! My coupons are given out only once, and then they’re gone forever.”

But surprisingly, as Ji You said these words, no one paid her any attention.

Ji You gritted her teeth, ”When you regret it later and want more from me? No way!”

Sheng Qingyan’s ears twitched. He raised his eyelids, giving Ji You a sideways glance, and said, ”Wake up, oh? Discount coupons from a poor dead like you, oh? Who’s going to regret it, oh?”

Ji You raised her voice proudly, ”I’m the boss!”

Sheng Qingyan rolled his eyes, ”Somebody’s the Universe’s number one Little Cutie, oh! Am I proud, oh?”

Ji You snorted, ”Of course I’m proud. I’m a legendary figure, the boss of all bosses!”

Sheng Qingyan squinted and said, ”And someone claims to be a Soul Artifact Master... If you believe that, you’re a fool.”

”Ahem...” Ji You cleared her throat, took a deep breath, and with a serious expression looked around, then loudly declared, ”It’s time you all learned the truth! Indeed, I—Ji You—am the Universe’s strongest Soul Artifact Master, bar none!”

”Ahem...”

”Ahem...”

”Ahem...”

Amid a series of coughs, Sheng Qingyan, Chu Jiaojiao, Yue Qiguang, Yue Qiyuan, Xuzhou... all stepped forward, shook Ji You, and said, ”Wake up... Time for your meds...”

With a face unflushed and a calm heart, Ji You faced the mocking laughter around her with composure, deciding to give these ignorant classmates one more chance, and loudly proclaimed, ”Whoever wants the discount coupons of the Universe’s strongest Soul Artifact Master, come and get them, after this chance, there won’t be another.”

Everyone: ”No, thanks.”

”You keep it for yourself.”

”The paper is quite soft; you can use it to wipe hands, mouth, or even your bum, ha.”

Ji You: ”...”

Ji You took a deep breath, telling herself to keep calm, but couldn’t help stomping her foot hard, utterly unexpected that she encountered a Waterloo moment with this clearly identical strategy to the ’Haolai’ restaurant, and even more infuriating to be mocked by everyone.

Ji You stomped, gritting her teeth, ”I’m not playing with you ignorant folks anymore.”

”Let’s go!”

”Patrol!”

But this time, Ji You’s patrol target was no longer around the lawn but all changed to inspecting trash bins.

Behind her, a buzz of discussion:

”Ahem...”

”She’s lost it.”

”She’s truly gone insane.”

...

Ji You ignored them, wholeheartedly searching trash bins; whenever she discovered any of her discount coupons inside them, she’d angrily yell, needing to scold these students harshly.

”How dare you throw Ji You’s things in the trash bin.”

”Foolish!”

”Utterly foolish!”

The first time students heard Ji You’s scolding, they reacted a bit.

But!

She scolded all the way; students heard it so much they were completely immune.

Scold if you like!

Students continued eating with big bites, sitting on the grass, eating and drinking, while occasionally looking up to enjoy Ji You’s impromptu trash-picking performance. I have to say, aside from being ridiculous, it was quite amusing.

Singing and acting... Ji You alone, an entire show.

...

Ji You, bringing her entire security team along, picked and dug through trash bins all the way. This was no joke; it was serious trash-digging; almost all the lawn’s trash bins stuffed with Ji You’s discount coupons on little pieces of paper.

Every time she saw the little papers inside the trash bins, Ji You would hold her nose, personally pulling out the little pieces of paper, wash them clean, and put them back into her Space Button.

Over time, even Ji You’s own teammates couldn’t stand it, Sheng Qingyan, Yue Qiguang, and Yue Qiyuan muttered their refusal, Yue Qiguang directly covered his mouth, staying away from Ji You, and grumbled out loud, ”Aren’t you disgusted? Dad’s leftover dinner is about to come out from disgust!”

Ji You raised her chin proudly, ”Saving resources, I don’t mind any dirtiness.”

Yue Qiguang: ”...”

Yue Qiguang said directly, ”Dad’s patrolling alone, forget the main group.”

After finishing.

Left immediately.

Sheng Qingyan covered his mouth, yawned, ”Someone’s leaving too, oh. If not leaving, maybe I’ll become the Universe’s Little Cutie laughed at by everyone.”

Ji You: ”Spicy Eye, you stop!”

Upon hearing this, Sheng Qingyan immediately sped up, vanished in an instant.

Ji You: ”...”

Ji You stomped her foot in anger.

After Sheng Qingyan and Yue Qiguang, Yue Qiyuan, Shen Changqing, Lou, Lance, Chu Jiaojiao... all proposed patrolling alone. In a blink of an eye, not a shadow remained by Ji You’s side.

Ji You: ”...”

Ji You took a deep breath, walked over to a nearby trash bin, just bent down, suddenly met with Qi Fang’s face full of sympathy.

Ji You: ”...”

The awkwardness was fleeting, Ji You immediately walked over, sat beside Qi Fang, sighed, ”Old pal, I’m really down.”

Qi Fang: ”Yeah, that’s kinda rough.”

Ji You was instantly displeased, ”How can you say I’m down? We’re countrymen, old pal meets old pal, should be... ahem... old pal sees old pal, tears welling up, we should help each other, encourage each other!”

Qi Fang: ”...”

Qi Fang mumbled, ”But I’m not your old pal.”

”Ahem...” Ji You switched her tone quickly and suddenly asked, ”By the way, the discount coupon I gave you, you didn’t throw it away, did you?”

Qi Fang coughed abruptly, a trace of awkwardness flashing across his face.

As the first person to buy Ji You’s food, Qi Fang enjoyed Ji You’s special treatment, not only getting a large discount group but also a 50% universal discount coupon, when Ji You gave it to him, she specified that as long as it was Ji You’s product, Qi Fang could enjoy a discount!

This was preferential treatment, no doubt.

As soon as Ji You saw his expression, she understood. Quickly standing up, she glanced at the nearby trash bin, her face turned dark.

Qi Fang: ”...”

Qi Fang looked up, stared at the sky, ”It wasn’t me who threw it away. Maybe it accidentally flew away.”

Ji You: ”...”

Ji You endured, didn’t say anything, but bent over, pulled a few discount coupons from the trash bin, and stuffed them into Qi Fang’s arms, ”Old pal! Take care of them, don’t let them fly again.”

Qi Fang: ”Ahem...”

Ji You patted Qi Fang’s shoulder, saying, ”Take care.”

After finishing, she lifted her foot and left, continued to patrol trash bins, as time slowly passed, finishing her patrol, retrieving all the discount coupons, just in time, Chu Jiaojiao and the group returned.

Chu Jiaojiao asked, ”Ji You, there’s only 10 minutes left in the truce; what are we doing next?”

Upon hearing this, Ji You raised her head, a gentle cool breeze softly brushing her white face, she casually glanced around, and cooly declared, ”The weather’s getting chilly, let the Wang Group go bankrupt.”