The Fantastic Little Farmer

Chapter 184: Chapter 184: Qi Luo’s Help

Qi Luo deflated instantly.

She had absolutely no idea how Zhang Yun pulled off this ”vanishing” trick, but she had already verified that he could genuinely disappear. If he suddenly ”vanished” into her bed while she was sleeping in the middle of the night, with his overwhelming strength, even keeping a gun under her pillow wouldn’t be fast enough to stop him. Wouldn’t he just be able to ride her however he pleased?

”How much do you want in compensation?” Qi Luo asked in exasperation.

Zhang Yun took out his phone. ”You clearly have no sincerity and are obviously planning to run away. We haven’t even exchanged contact info. How am I supposed to reach you when I need you to work?”

Without another word, Qi Luo walked over, scanned his QR code, and added him as a friend on WeChat.

”Hmph! So what if I added you? Do you have any idea how many accounts I have? If I wanted to disappear, do you really think you could find me?”

”It doesn’t matter. I’m not exactly short on a thug. Breaking your word is a problem with your character, not mine. Now, pay up the compensation first!”

Qi Luo felt extremely frustrated. Her employer had been killed by him, meaning she couldn’t even collect her payment, and now she still had to pay him compensation! Fuming, she transferred a thousand yuan to him. ”Take it and buy yourself some medicine!”

”Are you cursing your master?” Zhang Yun glared at her. ”Now I’m thinking a thousand isn’t enough.”

Qi Luo retorted, ”Aren’t your lips swollen? Didn’t you say you were worried they had been drugged? That’s why I told you to go buy some medicine. How is that a curse?”

”You’re quite sharp-tongued; no wonder you bite. I’ll have to give you a chance to give me a good bite sometime!”

Qi Luo was filled with question marks. She didn’t understand what he meant, but she had a strong feeling that this guy wasn’t saying anything decent.

”Can I leave now? Mas! Ter!”

”Wait a minute.” Zhang Yun leaned against the bed and said seriously, ”I don’t know what your skill level is in your industry, but compared to me, you fall quite a bit short!”

”You’re amazing!” Qi Luo wanted to tell him not to use magic or guns if he was so tough, but she couldn’t even beat him in hand-to-hand combat, so she truly had no room to talk.

”If you didn’t want to work for me, it wouldn’t be any of my business. If you were an enemy, I’d wish for you to be as weak as a kitten. But since you’re my person now, I can’t just sit back and ignore you.”

”So?”

”I have some mysterious Elixir that can enhance Power. You can think of it as stimulating your potential and making you stronger. I have a few apprentices who have already verified this.”

”Bravo! You’re so incredible.” Qi Luo clapped lightly in mock applause.

Zhang Yun smiled. ”It’s normal that you don’t believe me, and I wouldn’t just give you something so precious for free anyway. I’m just letting you know that your master has this avenue available. If you ever get beaten half to death like a stray dog one day, you can come and beg me for help.”

Qi Luo opened her mouth, mouthing silently, ”You’re the one who’ll get beaten like a stray dog!”

”Or if you ever help me out and make great contributions, I’ll reward you with it. Of course, there’s a shortcut. If you insist on letting me ride you, I might reward you if I’m satisfied...”

”No need, thank you very much! Can I go now?”

Qi Luo grew very impatient. This bastard kept talking about riding her in almost every sentence. He was clearly a dirty old pervert; how did he look like a virgin in any way? She wondered if he had purposely acted inexperienced earlier when he mistook her for one of the women inside. Was he a tactical virgin?

”Get lost!” Zhang Yun didn’t want to see her anymore either.

In a flash, Qi Luo vanished.

Zhang Yun tidied up the room and took the opportunity to inspect the Blood Demon Blade. Strangely enough, the blood that had dripped onto it earlier was completely gone, as was the blood it absorbed while stabbed into Liu Yandao. Now, it seemed to emit a faint reddish glow! He deduced that this item needed to be fed with blood, and only when it turned completely red one day would it truly become the Blood Demon Blade. As for Huang Tianbi spitting blood onto it, temporary blood absorption likely had the effect of boosting its power.

He wondered what kind of power it actually possessed.

Looking around the guest room, Zhang Yun knew he couldn’t just go chopping up the tables and chairs. Instead, he tested it on the zip ties and the fabric strips from the belt he had sliced through earlier. He confirmed that its sharpness was impressive; these tough materials were cleanly severed in a single stroke.

However, in his hands, it was ultimately just a sharp dagger. He reasoned that since Huang Tianbi had called it the Blood Demon Blade and had desperately spat blood to activate it even when heavily injured, it had to possess a far more formidable function!

After placing the Blood Demon Blade back into the Peach Blossom Spring Space, Zhang Yun finally had time to head to the bathroom to check on Yang Xiaoyun and Feng Ru.

Since Qi Luo had specifically emphasized it, she was probably telling the truth. Logically speaking, it wasn’t worth wasting drugs to knock out ordinary people she could easily render unconscious with a strike—drugs cost money, after all!

The water running earlier had been from the shower. Yang Xiaoyun and Feng Ru hadn’t been thrown onto the floor; instead, Qi Luo had placed them inside the dry bathtub.

The moment Zhang Yun walked over, he flushed with deep embarrassment. Good grief! He wondered if Qi Luo swung that way. She had actually stripped both of them completely bare!

He chanted in his head, ”See no evil, see no evil...”

Zhang Yun hurriedly searched around and sighed in relief. Their clothes had merely been placed behind the bathtub. If they had been thrown away, it would be a huge problem. How would he ever explain that?

But now... what would he say when they woke up if he simply wrapped them in bath towels and carried them to the bed? Qi Luo’s Body Technique was already hard enough to explain!

After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Yun decided he had no choice but to dress them before they woke up. The bathtub didn’t give him much room to maneuver, so he had to carry them to separate beds first before carefully putting their clothes back on. Fortunately, Yang Xiaoyun was noticeably much more well-endowed. Otherwise, while he could tell their outerwear apart, he would have had no idea whose underwear belonged to whom.

A gentleman maintains his integrity even in private.

Even though they were unconscious and wouldn’t know if Zhang Yun actually did anything, he adhered to the principle of ”see no evil, touch no evil.” He covered them with bath towels while helping them dress. Occasional contact was unavoidable, but he deliberately avoided taking any advantage of them.

Even so, it was a massive trial for Zhang Yun. By the time he finished, he was completely drenched in sweat. Every detail of what he had seen and touched left a profound impression on him.

It was all Qi Luo’s fault!

After making sure their clothes were properly on, Zhang Yun didn’t try to wake them, opting to let them wake up naturally.

Now that he had a moment to check his phone, he noticed that Qi Luo had sent a message at some point.

”Felt good, didn’t it? I ripped off your disguise for you. Aren’t you going to thank me?”

Zhang Yun was speechless. Who knew what this girl was thinking of him! She definitely assumed he had taken both of them...

Too lazy to reply, Zhang Yun felt no need to explain anything to her. However, he really needed to take a shower himself to wash off the stench of blood and use the cold water to douse his internal fire. He blamed it on the curves being too full and the skin being too pale!

Since both of them were fast asleep anyway, Zhang Yun didn’t have to worry about Feng Ru bursting in as a joke. Recalling certain sights and sensations, he beat his ”little brother” until it spasmed and spat white foam...

Because they were still outside, it wasn’t appropriate for Zhang Yun to wear a bathrobe, so he got fully dressed.

He paused, thinking, ”Wait! Are there voices outside? Have they woken up? No... It sounded like the doorbell rang just now. Were they woken up by the noise? The doorbell? Even if He Xiong hasn’t gone out, he wouldn’t be this tactless. Who else could be ringing the doorbell? Fuck! Could it be that Qi Luo hasn’t gone far, heard the water running for my shower, and double-backed for a surprise attack?”