The Calamity Beast is Strong? I Just Filled in the Stats Randomly!

205: Chapter 205Lu Li’s eye twitched slightly. Watching Fang Xun’s behavior, she still took his hand and sat down in front of him.

”I say,” Lu Li complained, ”Old man, you have so many girls at home already, yet you’re still out here flirting. Don’t you feel bad for Tang Xiaotang and Qi Lian?”

”...”

At Lu Li’s words, Fang Xun fell silent for a long while.

Then, he placed a call to Tang Xiaotang.

”There’s no signal here,” Lu Li reminded him as she watched him make the call.

”It’s fine, I’ll have a signal.”

Lu Li: ”?”

Fang Xun said there would be a signal, and there really was one.

A moment later, Tang Xiaotang’s phone connected.

The girl was currently sleeping soundly when she was suddenly woken up by the vibration.

”What’s wrong, Brother?” Tang Xiaotang asked dizzily.

Then, Tang Xiaotang heard Fang Xun’s words.

”I’ve been flirting with someone outside,” Fang Xun whispered softly.

”Ah?” Tang Xiaotang replied in a daze, then shook her head to clear it a bit.

”Brother, you’re not allowed to give it all to others, okay? We had a deal.”

Lu Li: ”?!”

”Alright, I won’t. Don’t worry.”

”Oh, oh. Brother, I’m so sleepy. If there’s nothing else, I’m going back to sleep.”

As Tang Xiaotang spoke, she flopped back down. She had thought it was some major emergency.

Lu Li: ”?????”

*Cough*, Xiao Tang doesn’t seem to mind. I’ll call Lian Lian too.”

This time, the call connected as soon as Fang Xun dialed.

”Brother, you called me too. Keep it up, Brother! Xiao Tang is sleeping, so I’m hanging up now.”

Without even waiting for Fang Xun to speak, Qi Lian finished her sentence in a whisper and hung up.

Clearly, the girl was right next to Tang Xiaotang.

Lu Li: ”?”

Seeing Lu Li’s dumbfounded face, Fang Xun cleared his throat softly and said:

”Yeah, that’s how it is.”

”How is what exactly?! How on earth did you brainwash those little girls?!!!!!”

Lu Li exclaimed in shock.

”Cough,” Fang Xun explained, ”It’s just that Xiao Tang likes my sister, so I’m basically just a bonus gift...”

”...” Lu Li’s lip twitched. She knew Tang Xiaotang quite well, and if Fang Xun put it that way, there really was a logic to it.

”As for Lian Lian... her tribe doesn’t really care about this sort of thing in the first place,” Fang Xun gestured toward the white tiger beneath them.

When it came to tribal reproduction, Lian Lian was actually quite conservative.

Well, conservative by her tribe’s standards.

Regardless, it had nothing to do with human standards.

”Fine.” Lu Li felt defeated.

The people around Fang Xun were all Divine Beings, every single one of them.

”By the way, give me some support. I’m not sitting very steadily like this,” Lu Li reminded him again.

She was currently wearing a ’stepmother’ style dress, making it impossible for her to straddle the white tiger.

If she straddled it, the dress would roll right up to her waist.

Therefore, Lu Li could only sit sideways. It looked very elegant, but it wasn’t safe at all.

”Oh.”

Fang Xun responded and pulled Lu Li into his arms.

Lu Li: ”?”

Lu Li blinked but didn’t make any extra movements, allowing herself to be held by Fang Xun.

She had just been complaining in her head that everyone around Fang Xun was a Divine Being.

Did she count as a ’Divine Being’ who was an old cow eating tender grass?

And since this blade of tender grass was so easygoing, wouldn’t he be quite delicious?

Lu Li frowned deeply, but in the end, she couldn’t convince herself.

Lu Li still cared about her dignity.

Before long, the white tiger had already crossed the dense forest that the Special Warfare Team Members of Dongcheng City had been unable to penetrate for over a week.

Inside this dense forest, the two of them also saw many interesting things.

Those Remnant Beasts were very good at mimicry.

All sorts of small animals appeared in this forest. It looked as if they were putting on a show specifically for Fang Xun, running past the white tiger in groups before being replaced by the next batch.

Once they passed through the jungle, the view before them suddenly opened up.

”Eh? It was actually repaired,” Lu Li marveled.

Setting aside that dense forest which had been modified into who-knows-what, the world inside actually retained its original appearance.

The shattered buildings had all been repaired.

They looked as if they had just been built.

Furthermore, many things had been added, making it look even more beautiful than before.

However, those mushrooms from the dense forest were still very common here, just not as exaggerated.

”How strange. Shouldn’t it have been remodeled to suit that other world? Why is it so similar to our current living environment?”

Lu Li said, somewhat puzzled.

”We’ll know if we ask.” Fang Xun wasn’t polite either and directly slapped the white tiger’s rump.

”Take me to your leader, quickly. I’ve already seen enough of the scenery along the way.”

Hearing Fang Xun’s words, the white tiger leaped up and spread its wings to take flight.

Fang Xun: ”?”

Wait, when did you grow wings? Remnant Beasts are just ridiculous.

As the white tiger soared through the sky, Fang Xun also saw the landscape below.

That Liu Ying really had put a lot of effort into this place.

Although the city looked repaired, some of the changes were actually very subtle and ingenious.

Fang Xun couldn’t understand the layout below.

But he could sense that this was definitely nothing ordinary.

The white tiger flew straight toward the city’s central plaza.

A few minutes later, it had crossed half the city and arrived at the central plaza.

The white tiger landed and crouched down very respectfully, waiting for Fang Xun and Lu Li to dismount.

Fang Xun held Lu Li and jumped down from the white tiger’s back.

”Brother, you arrived much earlier than expected.”

Liu Ying was currently in the center of the plaza, and she gave Fang Xun a sweet smile.

”Unfortunately, I could only throw Brother that far away without making a sound. Otherwise, Brother wouldn’t have come back. Once you lose your name, it’s clearly very hard to find it again. Brother’s luck is truly very good.”

”That’s true.” Fang Xun looked at the little girl and clicked his tongue. ”Come on then. Are you going to stop now, or should I wait until I give you a couple of slaps before you stop?”

Fang Xun let go of Lu Li and gestured for her to stand back.

He had truly experienced this little girl’s power before.

Even if that world was just struggling on its last breath, it wasn’t something an ordinary person could contend with.

”Brother, can you look at this place first?”

Seeing Fang Xun raise his palm, Liu Ying put on a wronged expression and said:

”Brother, is the back garden I built for you beautiful?”

”Heh, built for me? If it were really built for me, you should have given it to me when we first met.” Fang Xun clearly wasn’t buying it.

”Well... I’m still very attached to my own world.”

Liu Ying twisted her body as if she were being shy and said:

”Brother, defeat me. This world will be yours.”

”Fine.”

Fang Xun raised his hand, and the qiankun bag was tossed out by him.

”Today, I’ll let you open your eyes.”