The Calamity Beast is Strong? I Just Filled in the Stats Randomly!

51: Chapter 51 A Bunch of Useless TrashFang Xun: ”...”

At this moment, faced with the facts, Fang Xun was unable to refute.

The brain can lie, but the cerebellum cannot.

However, Lu Li clearly hadn’t expected Fang Xun to grow so quickly and fiercely.

After she spoke, she actually felt a bit at a loss.

She seemed to have overstepped.

”How about you take your foot away first?” Fang Xun flinched backward, and with that movement, he actually touched something.

Lu Li was startled and immediately retracted her foot, covering it with a small blanket.

Fang Xun looked at Lu Li’s actions and suddenly discovered a problem.

Even though our Captain Lu acts flirtatiously, she seems unexpectedly pure.

”Xiao Chuyan?”

”Don’t call me that.”

Lu Li immediately glared fiercely at Fang Xun.

”You seem to be around thirty...” Fang Xun estimated her age. When Fang Xun first arrived in this world, Lu Li was already the captain of the Seventh Squad in the Dongcheng City Special Affairs Bureau.

Seventeen years have passed, and Lu Li is still in office, so she must be at least...

Lu Li: ”?”

Sensing Lu Li’s fierce gaze, Fang Xun closed his mouth.

Ability Users have long lifespans; being over thirty isn’t that old.

But clearly, even a strong Ability User like Lu Li couldn’t escape the norms.

”In short, you need to be careful. Don’t let your lustfulness affect Jiang Qin or that Senior.”

Seeing Lu Li’s stiff transition, Fang Xun, who didn’t want any more trouble, quickly said:

”Don’t worry, Captain Lu, I will definitely be careful.”

”Mm.”, Lu Li nodded, her expression softening slightly.

”One more thing.”, Lu Li spoke again:

”What did you encounter this afternoon in that park?”

”A Disaster Beast, but I only saw the Remnant Beastss it spawned; I didn’t see the main body of the Disaster Beast.”, Fang Xun stated truthfully.

The ’Assaulting Willow’ and the ’Phoenix Tail Silk Orchid’ that caused him so much trouble were merely appendages of a Disaster Beast.

Fang Xun had not seen the main body of that Disaster Beast.

That was why Fang Xun chose such an extreme measure, destroying everything nearby.

”Did you see that Senior?”, Lu Li asked.

She knew that Senior paid close attention to Jiang Qin, but she hadn’t expected that Senior was also paying attention to Fang Xun.

”I punched it until it exploded.”, Fang Xun said seriously.

”Really?”, Lu Li raised an eyebrow, and a smile actually appeared at the corner of her mouth.

”?”, Fang Xun looked at Lu Li’s expression, feeling somewhat hopeful—did Lu Li believe him?

”Really!”, Fang Xun declared firmly.

”Ouch!”

As soon as Fang Xun finished speaking, the small foot clad in black silk kicked him hard on the rear, sending him sprawling onto the floor.

”Obviously, you don’t have that strength. Lying is not what good children do.”, Lu Li smiled triumphantly, her eyes curving like a crescent moon.

Fang Xun sat stunned on the floor, the corner of his mouth twitching involuntarily.

This woman was actually so vicious, but she was quite soft.

Moreover, this counted as round two? Two months ago, Pei Ruanruan had dealt with him once, although that time she used her hand.

”Are you taking personal revenge?”, Fang Xun gritted his teeth, thinking what a petty woman, no wonder she was still Xiao Chuyan now.

”Yeah, I am. Hit me if you have the guts~”

Lu Li lifted the small blanket, gracefully stood in front of Fang Xun, then took his hand and pulled him up.

”I said I was sorry, okay? Or do you want to kick me too?”, Lu Li joked.

Slap!

A gentleman’s revenge is never postponed overnight.

Since Lu Li had said that, wouldn’t it be impolite for him not to retaliate?

With a ’swish’, Fang Xun brought his palm down, delivering a heavy blow right behind Lu Li.

This was called reciprocity!

Lu Li: ”?!!!!”

Feeling the critical hit from behind, Lu Li’s eyes snapped wide open.

Did this shut-in understand what social etiquette meant! I told you to hit me, and you actually hit me!

And...

”Fang... Xun...”, Lu Li pursed her lips, her voice seeming to be squeezed out from between her moist lips.

”I’m leaving, you better not be in trouble!”

Finally, Lu Li didn’t say anything more. She covered her rear with her hand and walked straight out of Fang Xun’s door.

When the door closed, it made a ’bang’ sound.

But a moment later, Lu Li returned.

On her bare feet, she was only wearing a layer of black silk; her high heels were left by the sofa.

She walked back angrily, picked up her high heels, and then walked out the door again.

Before leaving, Lu Li glared fiercely at Fang Xun once more.

Little scoundrel.

But Fang Xun noticed that Lu Li’s already somewhat rosy face had turned bright red, as if coated with bright rouge, completely covered in crimson.

”Is she emotionally broken?”, Fang Xun felt no resentment toward that kick anymore, lying contentedly on the sofa.

Captain Lu was truly quite pure.

Just as Fang Xun was about to close his game and watch TV, he saw his NS automatically shut down.

Then the cartridge flew out, twisting and shrinking under an invisible force, turning into a plastic ball that dropped in front of Fang Xun.

At the same time, several hundred-yuan bills squeezed in through the window gap, scattering on his sofa.

Fang Xun: ”... Damn it.”

...

...

Lu Li, walking downstairs, hummed a cheerful tune with ease.

Little scoundrel, you think you can show off?

After leaving the complex where Fang Xun lived, Lu Li got into the dedicated car already waiting for her.

”Back to the Special Affairs Bureau.”

”Yes, Captain.”

Beep beep beep, the car drove off. Since there was no mission, the car drove steadily for over twenty minutes before pulling directly into the interior of the Special Affairs Bureau, stopping in front of the underground Research Institute.

Lu Li took the elevator down.

Basement Level Eight.

The place students used for testing back then now held that cat inside the huge glass room.

Beside the glass room, Wei Heng stood with a grave expression.

”Still watching? Aren’t you going back to sit down?”, Lu Li strolled over to Wei Heng’s side and patted his shoulder.

”Can’t sit still.”, Wei Heng sighed deeply. ”My worries were correct. This thing is just an appetizer.

I’ve already contacted the provincial authorities, and news has come from the Imperial Capital as well.

A Super A-Class Disaster Beast is heading this way.

It’s something codenamed ’Taowu’.

It possesses genuine city-destroying combat power.

It was because of it that the Imperial Capital lost over seven Psionic Armor Adepts of B-Class and one Psionic Armor Adept of A-Class.

But even after paying such a tragic price, they only managed to drive it away.”

”What about those S-Class ones? Those S-Class individuals reside in the Imperial Capital, right?”

”Those precious treasures won’t move unless it’s the absolute last resort.”, Wei Heng shook his head.

”Tsk, now they’ve become precious treasures.”, Lu Li clicked her tongue. ”A bunch of gutless cowards.”

”Shh...”

Hearing Lu Li say that, Wei Heng quickly hushed her. ”I wouldn’t dare speak carelessly.”