The 99th Divorce

Yu Lili felt the temperature in her body rise. She said, “It’s your own fault for being that slow!”

“What is that supposed to mean?” Ou Ming pretended not to understand as his smile widened. He offhandedly said, “I’ll just have to hurry up then…”

It took them a few moments for them to calm down. Their coupling had been fast and slow at the same time.

Yu Lili found it hard to breathe pinned beneath Ou Ming’s weight. She stuck out her leg and gave him a kick. “Move!” she said.

“Yeah. In a moment,” he said.

Before Yu Lili had a chance to catch her breath, she was pounced on once again.

The couple stayed up late that night. Yu Lili fell into a slumber so deep that she didn’t even have the energy to dream.

After what felt like a long time, she suddenly recalled that there was something on the schedule for the day ahead. Her eyes immediately opened.

She turned her head and saw Ou Ming asleep on the bed beside her. His hand was draped over her waist, and his breath was steady as he slept.

Yu Lili moved her body a little and found it to be aching all over, much to her displeasure. To vent her annoyance, she reached over to Ou Ming’s side of the bed to retrieve the phone on the nightstand, putting the whole weight of her body on top of his while she was at it.

With the phone in hand, she showed no intention of taking her body weight off Ou Ming as she proceeded to unlock his phone. Before she could see the time on the phone, she felt a hand circle tightly around her waist.

“What are you doing?” Ou Ming asked. His voice still hoarse from his sleep. It sounded inexplicably seductive.

Yu Lili checked the phone for the time. It was 8:30 a.m.

“We… Ahh!” Before she could finish her sentence, her body was wrapped in Ou Ming’s arms.

In that moment, their positions were switched. Yu Lili found herself pinned to the bottom while Ou Ming rolled from under to above.

“I didn’t expect you to be even more eager than I am,” Ou Ming whispered in her ear with a chuckle.

Yu Lili pushed him and called out, “You, sex maniac!”

Ou Ming nudged his knee between her legs and pried them apart forcibly as he commented, “You offered yourself up, and now you’re calling me a sex maniac? That’s being unreasonable!”

“When did I do that?” she asked.

“You draped your body over me early in the morning,” he replied. “Weren’t you asking for it…”

“No!” Yu Lili firmly stated.

“But, I am.” Ou Ming’s voice was low, and his actions brazen.

“D*mn!” Yu Lili raised her leg and kicked him hard. Her face blushed as she scolded, “Was last night not enough? Aren’t you worried that too much sex will kill you?”

“I’m most willing to die on top of you,” Ou Ming said.

“You…” Yu Lili couldn’t resist. “Oh…”

By the time the physical exertion had died down, and the both of them had showered, it was after 10 a.m.

It was Sunday. Ou Huojin and Jiao Ziqing were at home. When they saw their son and daughter-in-law emerge from the bedroom so late, the husband and wife simply looked down and pretended not to know a thing.

Nanny Zhang, on the other hand, spotted them and called out, “Young Master, Young Mistress, shall I heat your breakfast up?”

“That won’t be necessary.” Ou Ming held Yu Lili’s hand. His was clearly in a good mood. “We’ll be eating outside. We won’t be coming back for a few days, so please don’t prepare our portion.”

“Sure,” Nanny Zhang replied.

When Yu Lili saw Jiao Ziqing, a sense of embarrassment overcame her. She greeted her parents-in-law as quickly as she could and rushed off.

Yu Lili felt as if she’d been caught red-handed. It was so awkward. Only after they left the house did she finally relax.

Seated in the front passenger’s seat, she was reminded of the events that had transpired the night before. Her heart shriveled with embarrassment and awkwardness. She reached out and thumped Ou Ming hard.

The blow did nothing to lessen the discomfort she was feeling. So, she reached her leg out and kicked him while saying, “It’s all your fault!”

Ou Ming cried out in exaggerated pain and asked innocently, “What did I do?”