The 99th Divorce

Ou Ming took a deep breath and carried Yu Lili on his shoulders.

Yu Lili was suspended in midair struggling. She kept screaming, “What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?”

Ye Qianqian looked at her with confusion. After figuring out the situation, she became angry and shouted while waving her arms, “Who are you? Tell me the name!”

Ou Ming was speechless as he held Yu Lili. Yu Lili used to sleep when she was drunk. How could she be involved in drunken brawls? I guess one is similar to the company one keeps! Ye Qianqian is really… Alas!

He tried not to let her see him has he opened a door. He then entered the room. Fortunately, he saw Yu Lili’s graphics tablet.

While he carried Yu Lili on his shoulders and walked inside the room, Yu Lili suddenly became settled down and asked drunkenly, “What are you doing? Why are you turning around in front of me?”

Yu Lili’s head was behind him. Ou Ming turned and saw Ye Qianqian.

She was holding a basin and said, “Shh! Don’t be afraid! I will help you kill the bad guys!”

Ou Ming had an ominous premonition in his heart. Sure enough, before he had said anything, a basin of cold water was poured on him.

“Ah!” Yu Lili screamed and struggled. “What are you doing? Why did you splash me? I am a good person!”

Ou Ming’s hand became loose, so he put Yu Lili down. He closed his eyes and wiped his face. When he opened his eyes, he looked at Ye Qianqian.

Ye Qianqian burped and seriously said, “Since you won’t accompany me in getting the bad guy, then I have to build a new communist society by myself.”

Ou Ming suddenly felt that following them had been a big mistake. He thought, But, what kind of danger would they encounter since they are acting so agile and brave? I am afraid that someone who followed them would be in danger!

Yu Lili climbed toward Ye Qianain on the ground and shouted, “Help, I can’t swim. I am going to drown…”

Ye Qianqian looked at Yu Lili on the ground with contempt and asked, “Silly girl, do you really think it is a swimming pool?”

Ou Ming finally felt a little gratified. At least she knew that it was not a swimming pool!

Ye Qianqian stared at Yu Lili for a long while. She then said, “That is the shallow water, so you won’t drown.”

Yu Lili was confused. Her eyes opened wide as she asked, “Really?”

Ye Qianqian had a serious look. She nodded and said, “It’s true. If you don’t believe me, you can try to stand up and check.”

Yu Lili clumsily stood up and was surprised. “It’s true!”

Ou Ming couldn’t stand it anymore. I can’t listen to such a stupid conversation! He pushed Ye Qianqian out the door and locked the door behind him.

Ye Qianqian knocked on the door and shouted, “What are you doing? Why did you lock me away?”

Ou Ming was momentarily speechless. He then yelled, “There is an explosive inside, so it is dangerous. Go report the situation to the organization. The future of the country depends on you, my comrade!”

Ye Qianqian immediately became serious and said, “Yes, sir!”

Ou Ming breathed a sigh of relief because he finally had gotten rid of her.

Turning to look at Yu Lili, who had been splashed by Ye Qianqian, he sighed and found her pajamas. When he was about to pull her up, he found that she was staring at him.

Ou Ming was a little nervous. He thought maybe she had sobered up.

Yu Lili then asked, “Comrade, where is the bomb hidden?”