Super Strong Little Divine Farmer

Chapter 188: Chapter 188: Courting Trouble

”Chen Yan, Yang Jia, what are you doing? If you dare to mess around in the class, I’ll tell the teacher,”

Although Lin Chen almost drove Su Xiaobei crazy with anger, Yang Jia’s daily pestering was even more repulsive to her.

Watching Yang Jia getting taught a lesson by Lin Chen secretly pleased Su Xiaobei, but now, seeing Lin Chen about to be beaten because of her, she couldn’t bear it.

”Don’t worry, school beauty Su, we’re just getting to know the new student, sharing some feelings,” Chen Yan laughed.

Just as Su Xiaobei was about to speak, Lin Chen stood up with a grin, ”Sharing feelings is what I love most. Honey, I know you’re worried about me, and I’m moved, but rest assured, I won’t make you a widow.”

”You, humph, you’re just a big bastard, you deserve to be beaten,” she shot back.

She had wanted to say something in defense of Lin Chen, but the guy had to climb up the pole.

Su Xiaobei decided to let this guy take a beating, to bring him to his senses, so he would stop spouting nonsense and taking advantage of her every day.

Yang Jia’s face darkened even more. He had been pursuing Su Xiaobei for a week without any progress, and now this loser had risen to the level of ’husband’.

”Kid, enjoy your arrogance a bit longer, wait until we’re outside, and I’ll smash your face into a pig’s head,” Yang Jia glared venomously at Lin Chen.

Chen Yan snorted coldly, ”Let’s go, bro. I’ll teach you how to behave in college.”

”Oh, I’m all for it. I welcome your guidance,” Lin Chen said with a faint smile, following Chen Yan out of the classroom.

As soon as they left, there was an uproar in the classroom.

”That’s it, that freshman is done for.”

”This kid simply doesn’t know what’s good for him. Doesn’t he know Chen Yan’s brother is the local tough guy?”

”I guess the freshman is going to get crippled!”

Listening to everyone’s discussion, Su Xiaobei became more and more alarmed.

Chen Yan could be said to be the school’s tyrant, using his brother’s status as a local gang leader to bully students often.

Recently, he had even broken the limbs of a male student, and what was key was that the victim didn’t retaliate after being beaten. When the police investigated, he claimed it was an accident.

Mentioning Chen Yan, there was no one in Capital City University who wasn’t afraid of him, which is why he was dubbed the Demon Lord of Mayhem.

Although the guy was detestable, he was still the boyfriend her father had designated. If anything happened, her father would definitely be furious.

With this thought, Su Xiaobei also quietly left the classroom and followed behind them.

Lin Chen followed Chen Yan and some others into the bathroom, where several cronies sneered and blocked the door.

Yang Jia’s face twisted viciously, ”Kid, keep acting tough. You dared to challenge me, and today I’m going to cripple you.”

Chen Yan, holding a cigarette, looked at Lin Chen coldly as if he was a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, ”Young Master Yang, it’s settled then. After we deal with this guy, you’re treating us to the Dream Conclave for the royal treatment.”

”Don’t worry, my word is my bond, Yang Jia. Break his limbs, throw him into the urinal, and I want to record it and post the video on the campus forum to ruin him,” Yang Jia smirked at Lin Chen.

Chen Yan nodded and commanded his underlings, ”Heard Young Master Yang’s orders, right? Do as he says.”

”Hold on,” Lin Chen suddenly said as they were about to start.

Chen Yan sneered, ”Kid, getting cold feet now? You can beg for mercy. Kneel down and kowtow to us, then jump into the urinal and take a bath yourself, and I promise we won’t lay a finger on you.”

”Yeah, yeah, and you have to lick our shoes clean,” Yang Jia joined in excitedly.

Yang Jia was determined to post this video online. His popularity at school would surely soar and not diminish.

Lin Chen didn’t speak, but excitement showed on his face.

”The guy’s grinning even on the brink of death; has he gone mad?”

Seeing Lin Chen’s strange expression, they all exchanged bewildered glances.

Of course, they wouldn’t know that Lin Chen’s excitement was because the popularity system had suddenly restarted.

Previously, the popularity system had sent out a message about restarting and upgrading, then went silent, which had frustrated Lin Chen deeply.

From that day on, Lin Chen made contact with the system every single day, but it was like throwing stones into the sea.

The system neither assigned missions nor provided any information; it seemed broken.

But just moments ago, the system suddenly made a sound.

”Ding dong! Congratulations to the host ’Lin Chen’ on the system upgrade. You have received three fire talismans as an upgrade reward.”

Hearing that familiar ding-dong sound, Lin Chen was almost overjoyed.

”Kid, get down on your knees and kowtow to me,” one of them demanded.

”Haha, yes! Lick grandpa’s shoes clean,” another added.

The group in the restroom all laughed arrogantly.

In the midst of their raucous laughter, Lin Chen walked up to Yang Jia and Chen Yan.

The group was waiting for Lin Chen to kowtow and beg for mercy, but instead, he stretched out his hand and lightly patted both of them on their backsides.

A chill ran through the two of them. Was this guy into that sort of thing? He actually patted their butts.

”Take him out and toss him into the restroom,” Chen Yan said angrily.

However, as soon as his words landed, the group of lackeys, instead of making a move, looked at themselves in horror.

”What are you idiots standing there for, do it!” Yang Jia also said furiously.

”Boss, you’re on fire,” one of the lackeys said, trembling as he pointed at their lower halves.

”On fire? What do you mean on fire?” Chen Yan was taken aback and looked in the direction the lackey was pointing.

Chen Yan’s face turned pale in an instant, ”Damn it, my pants are on fire.”

Yang Jia also jumped high, ”Emma, that hurts, my butt’s on fire.”

”Quick, put out the fire! Damn it, my butt’s getting roasted!” Chen Yan and Yang Jia felt waves of heat rolling over their backsides, and they were almost about to cry from the burn.

To avoid detection by the teachers, Chen Yan and Yang Jia purposely chose a remote restroom where there were no taps.

The few lackeys were frantic but without water, helpless to stop the fire.

Lin Chen held his phone in his hand, filming the scene of their fiery buttocks with great seriousness.

”Emma, you guys are truly on fire this time!” he murmured while filming.

”What are you morons standing there for, go find some water to fight the fire!” Chen Yan yelled angrily.

”Boss, there is no water around here!” one of the lackeys said with a mournful face.

”Water? There’s some right here—the urinal has water,” Lin Chen said with a smile, pointing at the urinal.

Chen Yan and Yang Jia looked at the urinal and then at each other.

The fire on their butts showed signs of becoming an inferno. If they didn’t jump in, they would likely become roasted pigs soon.

The two exchanged glances, gritted their teeth, steeled their hearts, and both jumped into the urinal.

”Plop, plop!”

One after the other, they jumped into the urinal. To extinguish the flames, they frantically scooped urine onto their butts.

Finally, the fire was out. They breathed a sigh of relief and sat in the urinal, gasping for air.

Everyone stared at the scene in shock; the taste for drama was just too strong.

Meanwhile, Lin Chen was satisfied with his recording. With a light tap on his phone, the nauseating video was posted on the Capital City School forum.

Just as Lin Chen had prophesied, the two of them had indeed gone viral.

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