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Chapter 7 – Vibrating Rod · Sep 29, 2026

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1 Chapter 1 – Suppression 2026-09-29
2 Chapter 2 – Contract 2026-09-29
3 Chapter 3 – Arrival 2026-09-29
4 Chapter 4 – Metal Stick 2026-09-29
5 Chapter 5 – Fantasy Land 2026-09-29
6 Chapter 6 – Chunks 2026-09-29
7 Chapter 7 – Vibrating Rod 2026-09-29
8 Chapter 8 – Ape Tactics 2026-09-29
9 Chapter 9 – Wolves 2026-09-29
10 Chapter 10 – The Hole 2026-09-29
11 Chapter 11 – Old Betty 2026-09-29
12 Chapter 12 – Prison 2026-09-29
13 Chapter 13 – Samson 2026-09-29
14 Chapter 14 – The City 2026-09-29
15 Chapter 15 – Learning 2026-09-29
16 Chapter 16 – First Proper Kill 2026-09-29
17 Chapter 17 – Narvonian Worm 2026-09-29
18 Chapter 18 – Cleaner 2026-09-29
19 Chapter 19 – Creature 2026-09-29
20 Chapter 20 – Going Back 2026-09-29
21 Chapter 21 – Body, Center, Mind, Soul 2026-09-29
22 Chapter 22 – The Team 2026-09-29
23 Chapter 23 – Horrendous Smell 2026-09-29
24 Chapter 24 – Tar Golem 2026-09-29
25 Chapter 25 – Incubator 2026-09-29
26 Chapter 26 – The Four Aspects of Power 2026-09-29
27 Chapter 27 – Paths to Power 2026-09-29
28 Chapter 28 – Do Your Job! 2026-09-29
29 Chapter 29 – Warrior 2026-09-29
30 Chapter 30 – Mom and Dad 2026-09-29
31 Chapter 31 – Day with Lancel 2026-09-29
32 Chapter 32 – Hill 2026-09-29
33 Chapter 33 – Black Wall 2026-09-29
34 Chapter 34 – Sulfur 2026-09-29
35 Chapter 35 – Four Requirements 2026-09-29
36 Chapter 36 – Mining Weapons 2026-09-29
37 Chapter 37 – First Trial 2026-09-29
38 Chapter 38 – Don’t Do Drugs 2026-09-29
39 Chapter 39 – Second Trial 2026-09-29
40 Chapter 40 – Third Trial 2026-09-29
41 Chapter 41 – Using Your Soul 2026-09-29
42 Chapter 42 – Basic Mage Stone 2026-09-29
43 Chapter 43 – Craftsmen’s Stone 2026-09-29
44 Chapter 44 – Level Three 2026-09-29
45 Chapter 45 – 15 Gates 2026-09-29
46 Chapter 46 – Ritual 2026-09-29
47 Chapter 47 – Fourth Trial 2026-09-29
48 Chapter 48 – Nemesis 2026-09-29
49 Chapter 49 – Easy or Hard? 2026-09-29
50 Chapter 50 – Hole 2026-09-29

Chapter 7: Chapter 7 – Vibrating Rod

Kyle hesitated for a while.

ʼNo!ʼ he thought, angry at himself. ʼDonʼt do this shit! You literally had several brushes with death today! Donʼt fucking do this!ʼ

Yet, Kyleʼs body kept bobbing up and down like a dog that was excited to go on a hunt.

He really wanted to get more of that turtle juice.

ʼStop being a dumbass! Youʼre going to get yourself killed! Ignoring the turtle is the smart idea! Body, listen to your brain!ʼ

At that moment, another thought entered Kyleʼs mind without even knocking like a decent thought.

”You should listen to your heart more, Mr. Freeman. Mind and soul are a team, not enemies,” Magic Woman repeated in Kyleʼs mind.

ʼNobody asked you!ʼ Kyle thought in anger.

And yet, Magic Womanʼs words wouldnʼt leave Kyleʼs thoughts.

”Argh!” Kyle shouted as he violently ruffled his hair in frustration. ”Fine! But if I die, itʼs your fault!”

He tightly gripped his metal rod and slowly traced his way back.

Kyle quickly saw the tree that the turtle had bitten earlier. There were some slight chips in its bark, but that was the only trace the turtle had left behind with its ferocious bite.

ʼThese trees are something else,ʼ Kyle thought.

As he kept tracing his way back, he also noticed something else.

ʼOh, itʼs night,ʼ Kyle thought as he looked at the moon peeking through the tree crowns. ʼDidnʼt even notice.ʼ

ʼWait, how did I not notice that?ʼ

Kyle blinked a couple of times as he looked forward.

ʼEverythingʼs basically black and white, but I can essentially still see everything. Freaky!ʼ

ʼIs this also part of the Predatorʼs Being? Can I see in the dark like a cat?ʼ

ʼThis is so weird! I canʼt see any color, but everythingʼs still so clear!ʼ

Kyle shook his head. ʼDonʼt get distracted! Youʼre about to be murdered by stupidity! At least face your death like a proper idiot!ʼ

He kept walking and quickly noticed the tree the turtleʼs head had hit.

Kyle turned his head, and sure enough, he could see the big turtle shell from where he currently was.

ʼItʼs still here,ʼ he thought in a mix of frustration and excitement. ʼWhy couldnʼt you have just left?ʼ

He crept forward very slowly, trying his best not to make any sound.

Sadly, he wasnʼt used to sneaking around the woods, and he made plenty of noise.

Kyle could see the turtle head slowly moving out of its shell before going back in.

Its eyes had opened for a moment, and Kyle could tell that its eyes were still fucked.

ʼFucking dumbass forgot it canʼt see and tried to look around.ʼ

Kyle waited and watched.

ʼHuh, itʼs not coming back out. Probably doesnʼt want to get turned into a shish kebab by ramming into a branch.ʼ

Kyle became a bit more courageous and slowly circled the huge turtle shell from a distance.

ʼThat thingʼs huge!ʼ

The turtle shell was an almost perfect sphere with a diameter of about five meters.

ʼBut thatʼs still not big enough. How can it fit all of that neck in there?ʼ

ʼThereʼs a joke about a turtleneck sweater here, but I canʼt construct it for the life of me.ʼ

ʼIs its neck just really stretchy, or is it just all neck?ʼ

ʼAlso, the shape of the shell is super weird. I donʼt think turtles are spherical.ʼ

ʼIs it a snapping turtle worm?ʼ

Kyle tried to make sense of the turtle.

ʼI mean, if itʼs a snake or a worm, its body would have followed me, right? But when it turned back to fuck off, it kinda just pulled away. Wouldnʼt a snake turn around?ʼ

ʼI never saw the turtleʼs ass, which means it didnʼt turn around.ʼ

ʼDoes it even have an ass?ʼ

Kyle counted the holes in the big shell.

ʼHead, two arms, two legs, tail... another tail... a higher tail?ʼ

Kyle blinked a couple of times.

ʼWhy does this turtle shell have so many holes? There are even holes near its top!ʼ

Yet another thought barged into Kyleʼs head.

It was the image of a sea anemone.

ʼKinda looks like that.ʼ

Then, the image of a moray eel lurking in a cave entered his mind.

At that point, the two images fused together, and Kyle saw a moray eel popping its head out of the tentacle holes of a sea anemone.

Kyle blinked a couple of times.

ʼThatʼs weird.ʼ

ʼWho designed that thing?ʼ

He shook his head. ʼAnyway, I should get back on topic. Gotta get that sweet, sweet turtle juice!ʼ

ʼBut how?ʼ

Naturally, Kyle didnʼt dare approach the big anemone stone that was the turtle shell.

Even though that thing was blind, it was still fast and probably furious.

Kyle looked around for stones but couldnʼt find any.

ʼYou would think that there would be stones all over the forest, but nooo, not in this forest, apparently,ʼ he grumbled in his thoughts.

Kyle walked away from the turtle shell and grabbed a small branch of a tree.

He tried his best to tear it off, but he just didnʼt have the power.

ʼThis branch has a diameter of less than an inch! Thatʼs fucking tiny! Why is it so hard?!ʼ

The next moment, Kyle took out his metal stick and rammed it into the branch.

CRK!

The bark cracked, but that was it.

ʼThese trees are really hard!ʼ

Kyle kept striking the same spot repeatedly, and he slowly made progress.

After striking several times, Kyle slipped.

The gem of the stick turned, and the stick started to give off a sound similar to a drill.

Sure enough, the first sound was accompanied by the sound of something being drilled.

Kyle regained his footing and watched the sharp tip of the metal stick shaking at insane speeds.

ʼKinda looks like a vibrator,ʼ Kyle thought.

Then, he looked at the crevice the stick had made in the branch.

Kyle slowly moved the metal rod to the branch.

CRRRRRRRRR!

The metal rod cut through the branch, and the branch fell to the ground with a weighty thud.

ʼHuh,ʼ Kyle thought as he looked at the vibrating metal stick. ʼIs this thing a drill?ʼ

A moment later, Kyleʼs breathing quickened, and he swiped the sweat off his forehead.

ʼMan, drilling sure is exhausting.ʼ

Yet, despite doing nothing, Kyleʼs breathing became heavier, and he became even more exhausted.

A moment later, he looked at the drill.

ʼOh!ʼ

Kyle immediately let go of the drill.

As soon as the drill left Kyleʼs hand, it stopped buzzing, and it fell to the ground harmlessly.

As expected, Kyle started to regain his strength.

ʼThis thing is using me as its energy source!ʼ he thought as his energy started to return.

ʼAlso, Iʼm now hungry again. Great...ʼ

After a bit, Kyle carefully took hold of the drill again.

He activated it for a moment before deactivating it again.

The image of the corpse on the hill shot through Kyleʼs mind.

ʼWas he a miner or something? Would explain his lack of shit to own.ʼ

ʼHah! A predator finds a miner in the wilderness. Proceeds to grab his stick. Good joke.ʼ

Kyle amused himself with his newly created joke for some seconds before sighing and looking at the distant turtle shell.

ʼHow can I use this drill to get to that turtle juice without dying?ʼ

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