ShangriLa Frontier ~ Shitty Games Hunter Challenges Godly Game ~

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Ah, you mean like flipping over the gravity using the scaffolding of the aerial jumps? Something like that?

But no, as much as plausible that sounds, he is making way too many strange movements that cannot possibly be explained in any rational way.

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But isn’t he basically a lightweight warrior? I mean, it would certainly look like that by the looks alone……

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(You would need a really high Acrobatics skill in order to be able to perform actions like that, which is hard to pull off, but not exactly impossible) No, no he is not.

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Or rather, what about that armored Samurai Mecha-like warrior? Wezaemon, was his name? Can you fight against that thing?

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But isn’t it transparent like a ghost? Or semi-transparent? What’s the deal with that?

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Oh man, I knew that Tsuchinoko-san’s performance is crazy strong, but isn’t that way more powerful than people are giving him the credit for?

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I don’t want to deal with a person like that, ever. Not if I can help it.

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Maybe he’s going to explain what is actually going on? But because of all the avoidance he has to do now, his words are almost always cut off and not all that elaborate to begin with. So it is certainly intriguing, but not all that helpful in the first place.

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His actions are so persistent as if he was saying “Wall Tanks go blow yourself up!” But that’s right…… It’s not all that helpful if he is not going to explain anything soon.

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And take a look at all those hits! They are almost demon-like!

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And he said that there will be no Recast Time for thirty seconds! That’s actually insane!

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At the moment when I tried to write that it would be pretty good if it could dash with all of its strength to close the distance between them, Wezaemon was closing the distance with a stupidly long dash like that. Nice work, devs.

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While crouching and avoiding the sword-drawing technique, while standing upside down, flip the grasping technique with your foot and kick the chest of Wezaemon with your foot to accelerate and avoid the homing lightning strike with continuous backflip and land while triple axeling in the air…… Then fly and wrap around behind to avoid that cloud attack……

I wrote it all down, but there is only so much you can understand just by watching. The person doing all this should provide apt commentary for us all to be able to understand!

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What the hell was that just now? So disgusting……

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If you read it, we can’t understand it either, so it’s okay, wouldn’t you say?

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Is Tsuchinoko-san really rumored to specialize in self-buffing? Because I highly doubt that now.

Even though his firepower seems to be somehow lacking, he’s still able to do this thing solo without much of an issue.

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The way I see it, he’s reinforcing his source of physical damage.

But is it the STR alone or the swing forcibly increased by the inertia of the acceleration by the self-buff? So many questions.

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Serious white blade removal!

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Did you just made a play with a sword against another sword?

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No, I’m sorry for doing tha. I know that it is disappointing, but I cannot really think seriously about things like that.

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>> 270

You know, there is that, but there is also saying that you can smack someone with a wet tofu straight to the face at the speed of sound and it will end up killing the other party, so the possibility is always there, no matter how improbable……

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I knew it, this Tsuchinoko guy is really bad at this, player skill-wise. I can see that of all the things to max out, he chose the Speed.

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So, does that mean that Orchestra is actually a quadruple Boss Rush, or is the Gravekeeper Wezaemon going to be the last opponent? Because he’s the third, so what would come after that?

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We had some strange beetle-like monster and Gigantic Crystal Scorpion that shoots lasers out of its stinger. I don’t know how could you possibly one-up something like that.

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Isn’t that actually a variant of the normal Crystal Scorpion?」

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So you think we might actually see a fourth boss? Like maybe, Golden Crystal Scorpion?

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Tsuchinoko-san says “Oh, well if it isn’t “Golden Age”!”

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Even though this particular Scorpion is a total mystery for us all, Tsuchinoko-san is defeating it as easily and swiftly as if it was the most natural thing in the world to do……!

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What is it now? What did he say?

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Golden Age?

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Isn’t that the name of that new Extraordinary Monster!!!???