School Beauty's Personal Crazy Young Master

Chapter 509: Chapter 565 Silly You, Rascal!

”A fierce life indeed requires no explanations, just any excuse would seem powerful. Truly fitting for my big brother!”

Staring eagerly at Chen Nan and sneaking peeks at Li Li, Zhu Bajie, and Zhang Jiangyi, he instantly elevated Chen Nan to the status of his life mentor.

”Believe in Brother Nan, gain eternal life!”

As for Li Li, her head was muddled with anger. It took her quite an effort to restrain herself from cursing.

Evil, this student was just too evil.

She had been teaching for over a decade, always with a good temperament. Even with the most mischievous students, she would speak kindly.

But this Chen Nan...

Forget it, don’t want to talk about it, speaking more just brings tears!

Moreover, she truly didn’t know how to educate this guy—was she supposed to point at his nose and earnestly tell him that watching porn in class was wrong?

Li Li knew she couldn’t do something so fierce, so she could only awkwardly wave her hand: ”From now on at school, try not to watch non-curricular stuff. Focus more on your studies.”

”Yes, I will definitely remember the teacher’s teachings.”

Chen Nan nodded repeatedly, his expression dead serious as if he were a Young Pioneer swearing an oath upon joining the team.

Unfortunately, after being in contact with him for such a long time, Li Li had come to understand his character somewhat.

The so-called remembering her teachings, she didn’t dare believe at all.

Fortunately, at that moment, the class bell rang just in time. Li Li helplessly waved her hand, signaling Chen Nan to go back to his seat.

On the side, Zhu Bajie and Zhang Jiangyi were dumbfounded.

Watching porn in the classroom and getting caught by the teacher, only to be verbally warned and that’s it? This man, my big brother, is simply the lewd genius of the 21st century!

With the infinitely admiring gazes of the two lackeys, Chen Nan nonchalantly returned to his seat.

But before he could feel proud for long, what awaited him was a fierce little crayfish named ”Su Qingqing.”

”Stinky idiot, dead idiot, Ms. Lan was right, you are a hooligan!”

Staring at Chen Nan, Su Qingqing’s eyes shot murderous glances.

”What did I do now?” Chen Nan looked innocently at Su Qingqing, thinking, Ms. Lan calls me a pervert, fine, but why are you jumping on the bandwagon?

Looks like one brainless teacher can really have a terrible impact on students. This is simply leading our nation’s flowers astray!

Su Qingqing pouted and glared fiercely at him: ”What did you do? While Ms. Li was talking to you just now, why did her face suddenly turn red? Did you say something inappropriate and lewd to her again?”

Chen Nan was shocked. He hadn’t expected that, from seven or eight meters away, Su Qingqing would have noticed the change in Li Li’s expression.

This little girl’s observational skills, how are they so strong?

Seeing Chen Nan’s stunned expression, Su Qingqing grew even more annoyed, ”Hmm, it seems you really did say something excessive to Ms. Li! Pervert, rascal! It’s bad enough you’re juggling four girls, now even your taste has gone downhill, hmph!”

Taste gone downhill?

What kind of logic is that!

Chen Nan’s eyeballs swiveled, and a wicked smile formed on his lips: ”You say my taste has gone downhill, implying Ms. Li is ugly, right?”

Su Qingqing was momentarily stuck: ”That’s not what I meant!”

”But it clearly is what you meant!”

”It isn’t, you big dummy, don’t change the topic!”

Chen Nan blinked, looking confused, ”What topic did I change? It’s you, you little minx, actually slandering my pure teacher-student relationship with Teacher Li!”

Chen Nan confidently puffed out his chest and repeated the words he had said to Li Li to Su Qingqing.

After hearing Chen Nan’s recount, Su Qingqing looked at him skeptically, ”Did you really only say those things?”

Chen Nan patted his chest, his face earnest, ”Of course, it’s true, truer than pearls. If you don’t believe me, you can ask Zhu Bajie and Zhang Jiangyi.”

Su Qingqing curled her lips, ”That’s questionable, those two guys are your cronies, who knows if they would lie for you. Besides, if you really were studying Japanese, why would Teacher Li suddenly blush?”

Li Li blushed because of her excessive curiosity, she saw something she shouldn’t have. What does that have to do with me?

After thinking for a moment, Chen Nan suddenly realized and said seriously, ”She must have noticed that I was studying Japanese and not English, so she got angry and that’s why she turned red.”

Su Qingqing somewhat disbelieving, curled the corner of her mouth, unable to help muttering, ”Is Teacher Li that petty?”

”I wouldn’t know about that.”

Chen Nan spread his hands, a look of detachment on his face, ”I’m not close with Teacher Li, how would I know whether she’s petty or not.”

”Hmph, anyway, you’re no good, dummy!”

Su Qingqing huffed and turned her head away, visibly upset.

However, probably because she moved too abruptly, her entire chest bounced around.

Glancing down at Su Qingqing’s lively chest beneath her school jacket, Chen Nan couldn’t help swallowing and stared unblinkingly.

”What has this girl been eating lately? It feels like they’ve gotten bigger.”

Hearing Chen Nan’s murmur, Su Qingqing stared back, her face full of wariness, ”You stinky dummy, what are you mumbling about?”

But then she saw where Chen Nan was looking, and her pretty face instantly turned red, both embarrassed and annoyed, ”You shameless fool! Where are you looking?”

After being pinched by Su Qingqing, Chen Nan came to his senses, chuckled, and scratched his head, saying, ”They were bouncing around. I’m not blind, of course I’d be curious. And curiosity is the wellspring of human progress. Without curiosity, after Einstein got hit by an apple, he wouldn’t have explored gravity...”

Hearing Chen Nan defend himself and even drag gravity into it, Su Qingqing rolled her eyes.

Why? Speechless!

She curled her lip, ”You idiot, pretending to know when you clearly don’t. It was Newton who was hit by an apple, not Einstein. Don’t say you know me when you go out, it’s too embarrassing.”

Uh...

Chen Nan felt depressed.

Did I remember it wrong?

Alright, wrong then wrong, who cares about Newton or anyone else, his theory of gravity, in my view, is full of holes too!

Otherwise, why would I still be able to perform Slaughter God Seven Steps, which clearly defies that law?

Seeing Chen Nan’s indifferent expression, Su Qingqing wanted to laugh but then remembered what he had said before.

What does he mean by them bouncing around?

Her face red with embarrassment and annoyance, Su Qingqing pouted, ”You rotten fool, you big idiot, wouldn’t I be so embarrassed if you hadn’t cut off my bra strap?”

Chen Nan then remembered that during a previous healing session, he had inadvertently cut through Su Qingqing’s bra.

No wonder they were bouncing so joyfully, they had tasted the joy of freedom! Would it not be wonderful if it were always like this?

Chen Nan, watching her chest with wicked thoughts, couldn’t help but gulp.