School Beauty's Personal Crazy Young Master

Chapter 388: Chapter 442 Lan Yuqin Goes Crazy

”Xie Hushan has to go; find some time to take care of him for me.” After coming out of the basement, Chen Nan said to the Poison Wolf.

”No problem.”

The Poison Wolf readily agreed, not at all bothered by the idea of killing someone, ”How do you want him to die?”

”Anyway is fine, as long as it doesn’t look like a homicide. Just make it seem like a suicide,” Chen Nan pondered for a moment before responding, knowing this would save a lot of trouble.

”Alright, I’ll go to his house tonight, get him drunk, and then throw him off the balcony, making it look like he fell to his death while intoxicated.”

Chen Nan gave him a thumbs-up, ”Take me home.”

The Poison Wolf nodded, and both of them boarded the van.

After getting home, Chen Nan changed his clothes and threw his blood-stained clothes into the washing machine before heading to the school.

It was class time now. As Chen Nan walked into the teaching building and was going up the stairs, he happened to run into Lan Yuqin coming down. Spotting Chen Nan’s white hair, Lan Yuqin’s eyes widened in shock.

”What the heck are you trying to do, Chen Nan!?”

Lan Yuqin seemed to forget the occasion, standing in the stairwell and staring at Chen Nan as she berated him, ”You skipped class yesterday afternoon, and you’re late again this morning. I can let all that slide, but what’s with dyeing your hair white? You’re a senior student, not some street thug!”

Chen Nan’s face was the picture of innocence, ”Teacher, I didn’t dye it.”

”Then how did it turn white?” Lan Yuqin scoffed, ”Who are you trying to fool? What do you take me for, a three-year-old kid?”

”Can’t my hair turn white overnight?”

Lan Yuqin raised her eyebrows, ”Turn white my foot!”

”Exactly, it just turned white, you see!” Chen Nan sighed, ”With college entrance exams around the corner, I’m under a lot of pressure and worried sick. You see, this all turned my hair white overnight.”

”Who do you think you’re fooling?”

Pointing at his hair, Lan Yuqin commanded, ”Go and dye it back to black right now, or you’re not setting foot in the classroom!”

Chen Nan looked at her with a gloomy face, touched his nose, and said, ”Teacher, are you discriminating against a young man with white hair? You’re a figure of moral integrity, how could you do this!”

”Spare me the nonsense, your hair clearly has been dyed white; you’re also pretending to be weathered—do you take me for a fool?”

Chen Nan felt very helpless, ”Teacher, you can’t just rely on your intuition and decide that I dyed my hair white. Remember Wu Zixu, who passed through Shao Guan? He turned white-haired from stress overnight. There’s also the White-Haired Witch, who went white from excessive grief. And there’s...”

”Cut the crap, I say you dyed it, so that means you dyed it.”

Lan Yuqin was acting like a spoilt princess, completely irrational, and she grabbed Chen Nan’s hand and started dragging him downstairs.

”Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? Even if you do like me, pulling and dragging me around like this isn’t very good, we’re teacher and student after all!” Chen Nan complained incessantly as she dragged him along.

Lan Yuqin turned her head and glared at him, ”Stop your nonsense, I’m taking you to dye it back.”

Chen Nan sighed, ”In the end, you’re still discriminatory towards the elderly, huh!”

The elderly?

Lan Yuqin really wanted to turn around and slap him a few times. How old was this guy? He dyes his hair white and dares to call himself elderly in front of her.

”Shut your mouth, or I’ll sew it shut, you keep spouting nonsense,”

Chen Nan sighed helplessly, ”Teacher, freedom of speech is valued nowadays, and your authoritarianism is wrong. I’m your student, not your enemy, how can you say such cruel things to me?”

Lan Yuqin’s teeth clenched with a grinding noise.

She really didn’t know what sins she had committed in her past life to end up with such a shameless student, and worse still, she had actually developed feelings for this top-tier student.

Hearing her grinding teeth, Chen Nan smiled and said, ”How could your mouth make such a strange noise? How do you do it? Teach me, will you?”

You bastard, I can’t take it anymore!

Fuming inside, Lan Yuqin shook off Chen Nan’s hand, pointed at his nose, and scolded, ”Mr. Chen, I warn you, if you nag me again, I... I’ll slap you to death!”

There happened to be a few students walking on Avenue at the time, and all of them were stunned to see the beautiful teacher lose her temper.

Watching dumbfounded, each of them secretly wondered: What in heaven and earth did Chen Nan do to upset the beautiful teacher like this, to make her go crazy?

Could it be... he took advantage of her?

Chen Nan wore an expression of utter harmlessness, ”Teacher, don’t be so fierce, you’ve scared the students silly.”

Only then did Lan Yuqin realize there were people around. Suppressing the urge to explode again, she grabbed Chen Nan’s arm and dragged him furiously toward the school gate.

”Teacher, mind your image, would you? Men and women shouldn’t touch, what do you look like dragging me around? It doesn’t look good, people watching might think we’re involved!”

Lan Yuqin’s chest heaved violently, and she silently reminded herself: Ignore this beast, I’ll endure!

”Teacher, just say what you want to say, don’t hold it in, it’s not good to hurt yourself.”

Chen Nan buzzed around her nonstop like a bee, nearly driving Lan Yuqin to hit him several times. She managed to restrain herself each time, questioning repeatedly in her heart: Is this jerk even human?

Looking at Lan Yu’s heaving bosom was truly a magnificent sight.

Chen Nan couldn’t help but swallow his saliva and muttered unconsciously, ”So big!”

Already furious, Lan Yuqin turned her head to glare at him upon hearing his remark, not knowing what he meant by ”big.” But when she saw that he was staring intently at her chest, completely engrossed, she seemed taken aback.

”What are you looking at? Is there something to see? Haven’t you seen one before?”

Lan Yuqin, forgetting her position, glared at Chen Nan, bellowing like a shrew.

”Uh... I’ve seen them, seen them,”

Chen Nan came back to reality, scratching his head awkwardly. Perhaps his brain had overheated because he couldn’t help but murmur, ”But they’re heaving so much, couldn’t your bra tear?”

No sooner had he finished speaking than he regretted it.

He really had to learn to keep his mouth shut; was he looking for trouble?

Indeed, Lan Yuqin’s eyes widened with rage, and in an instant, her anger soared. With her cheeks slightly flushed, she raised her hand to slap Chen Nan, ”You creep, you’re shameless!”

Chen Nan knew he was shameless, quickly taking a step back to avoid her hand, and changed the subject, ”Sorry, I got carried away and said something wrong. Now, I sincerely apologize to you, let’s go dye our hair.”