School Beauty's Personal Crazy Young Master

Chapter 336: Chapter 383: Returning the Car!

Looking at the number on the screen, Chen Nan tossed his phone onto the bed without answering.

But what left him speechless was, the other party kept calling one after the other. After seven or eight calls, Chen Nan had no choice but to answer, ”Officer Qin, what can I do for you?”

”You bastard, where’s the car you promised to return yesterday? Why haven’t you brought it over yet?” came Qin Yixuan’s roaring voice.

Chen Nan hurriedly moved the phone away from his ear, feeling a bit guilty as he said, ”Tomorrow, I’ll definitely bring it over tomorrow.”

”Your words are as reliable as farts. I won’t believe you again!” Qin Yixuan said furiously, ”Now, right now, bring it to me immediately, or else I’ll storm over to your place!”

The car had already been blown up, and he hadn’t had time to buy a new one yet. What was he going to return to her?

Chen Nan chuckled, ”One moment you’re ’old mother’, the next you’re ’auntie’; so what exactly are you?”

”Stop grinning like an idiot!” Qin Yixuan fumed, ”If you know what’s good for you, bring it now. If you dare say no, I’ll come over and deal with you myself!”

”How exactly will you deal with me?” Chen Nan laughed, ”You can’t beat me in a fight, so are you going to take care of me in bed? But you might not win there either!”

”Ahhh!”

Qin Yixuan screamed in anger, followed by a series of ”bang bang bang” sounds. Chen Nan knew just by listening that the crazy woman must be pounding on the table with her hand.

”Buddy, that pounding sounds heavy, doesn’t your hand hurt?” asked Chen Nan, feigning concern.

”It hurts your sister!”

Qin Yixuan was nearly driven to rampage, grinding her teeth as she said, ”You bastard, I’m warning you, I can only drive a police car when I go out now, which is very inconvenient. Hurry up and bring the car to me, understand?”

”I don’t understand!”

Chen Nan said with indifference, ”Why is it inconvenient for you to go out? Could it be that your ’aunt’ has arrived?”

’Aunt’!

Qin Yixuan was almost enraged to death by this remark, ”Chen Nan, can you speak like a human being? You better not push me to the edge!”

”Your voice sounds just like a crazed little kitty, too cute,” Chen Nan said with a grin.

”Chen Nan, you asshole!”

Qin Yixuan’s roar was furious, her voice becoming somewhat hoarse.

”Cursing me is useless!” Chen Nan sighed, ”Even if you scold me to death, your ’aunt’ won’t leave. Why bother? Don’t you think?”

”Chen Nan, you’re a turtle and a bastard, I...****!”

”What are you ****ing about? Your ’aunt’ is here and you’re bleeding down there, yet you’re still thinking about ****ing? Even though you’re a police officer, how can you have such dirty thoughts? Sigh, there are not many as pure as me these days,” Chen Nan said with a long sigh.

”Bang bang bang bang...”

The phone transmitted a series of loud noises; Chen Nan could imagine Qin Yixuan throwing down the phone and vigorously pounding the table with her hands.

”Hey hey hey, buddy, stay calm!” Chen Nan spoke with a hint of urgency, ”If your fair and delicate hands get damaged, I can’t afford to compensate you!”

”Compensate your sister!”

”Why would I compensate my sister?” Chen Nan asked in confusion, ”Shouldn’t the compensation be for you? After all, it’s your hands that might be hurt, why should I compensate my sister?”

Qin Yixuan was so angry that smoke was practically coming out of her seven orifices, and her lungs were about to explode.

After quite a while, she managed to say through gritted teeth, ”Chen, I’m going to say this one more time, bring my car back right now, or else I’m coming over to your place now!”

”It’s no use coming over, I’m not home.”

Chen Nan came up with an excuse, ”I’m currently using your car for a task in the neighboring city and won’t be able to come back until tomorrow.”

Qin Yixuan gradually calmed down, her voice tinged with doubt, ”Really?”

”Definitely for real, you’re my brother, I’d deceive anyone but not you!” Chen Nan swore, feeling hypocritical as the lie came out so earnestly.

”I’ll trust you this one time!” Qin Yixuan gritted her teeth and said fiercely, ”Sometimes driving a police car is really inconvenient for work, so bring it back to me tomorrow, got it?”

Chen Nan laughed, ”Sure, sure, sure, since Aunt Flo is visiting, how about I bring you a package of Hu Shubao too? I guarantee no side-leakage, it’ll make your outings convenient!”

”You jerk, get lost!”

With a roar, Qin Yixuan angrily hung up the phone.

A smile spread across Chen Nan’s face. After such a nonsensical exchange with this crazy woman, he felt much better.

Just as he was about to switch off his phone and go to sleep, another call came in.

Huo Xinya!

Chen Nan’s brows shot up. Huo Xinya rarely called him, and it was almost eleven o’clock now; she had never called this late before.

”Xinya, what’s wrong?”

”Did I wake you up?” Huo Xinya asked apologetically, ”I didn’t disturb your sleep, did I?”

Chen Nan said with a smile, ”I just finished a call and haven’t gone to bed yet. Is something up?”

”No... nothing.”

Huo Xinya spoke with hesitation, as she was simply unable to sleep and had debated a long while before calling Chen Nan.

Hearing her response, Chen Nan grew puzzled.

If she had no issues, why on earth would she call him in the middle of the night?

”Then you...”

Before Chen Nan could continue, Huo Xinya interrupted, ”I just couldn’t sleep, so I wanted to chat with someone. You don’t find it bothersome, do you?”

”Of course not!” Chen Nan replied, ”Even if you were just a regular classmate, let alone my little sister-in-law, it’s perfectly normal to chat.”

Little sister-in-law!

Chen Nan’s casual comment sent a chill through Huo Xinya’s heart.

Indeed, she was his sister-in-law. Even if she missed him, how could she let her feelings erupt and call him? Wouldn’t that be undermining her sister?

A sense of guilt welled up inside Huo Xinya, ”Actually, it’s nothing, maybe you should just go to sleep early.”

Chen Nan, confused, said, ”I thought you couldn’t sleep? What’s the rush, I can’t sleep either, let’s chat for a bit.”

”Then... I’ll listen to you.”

Little did Chen Nan know of Huo Xinya’s inner turmoil; he simply thought she was having trouble sleeping.

”You’re a girl, and I have a question I’d like your advice on.” Chen Nan took a puff of his cigarette and said, ”You were right before, Qingqing does like me. Now I need to figure out a way to enlighten her, to let go of this inappropriate crush. Do you have any good ideas?”

”What sort of advice do I have? If I had any, why would I...”

Huo Xinya cut herself off midway, realizing she was about to slip up, and quickly shut her mouth.

The more Chen Nan listened, the more baffled he became, ”What about you?”

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