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Chapter 138: Chapter 161: The Old Pervert of the Sky Sword Sect

After ordering the dishes, the waitress left, and Qin Yixuan glanced at Chen Nan, ”Why the long face? Do you think I ordered too few dishes? I can add a few more.”

”No, no, no!”

Chen Nan hurriedly said, ”Who said I’m upset? I’m actually quite happy!”

”Really?” Qin Yixuan stared at him for a bit, then nodded with a smile, ”So, do you want to drink something?”

”This... no, there’s no need, right?”

”How could that be!” Qin Yixuan shook her head, ”I know you can’t enjoy a meal without some liquor. Last time we had Moutai, how about we change it up this time? How about a bottle of Lafite, hmm, let’s go with the ’82.”

The ’82 Lafite!

Chen Nan nearly face-planted on the floor – that was a bottle worth tens of thousands! The eight thousand he had on him was far from enough to cover that!

”What’s the point of drinking red wine? It’s entirely lackluster. Besides, this place probably doesn’t carry such high-end booze. How about we just have some plain white liquor?”

”It’s okay if they don’t have it here, I can ask the manager to go buy it from somewhere else.” Qin Yixuan said, then looked towards the door and shouted, ”Waitress, could you come in for a moment, please?”

”Creak...”

The sound of the private room door opening was heard.

Seeing the waitress come in, Chen Nan felt a chill run through him. What if they really brought in a bottle worth tens of thousands? If he couldn’t pay for it, wouldn’t he die of embarrassment?

”Qin, the beautiful lady, come on, we’re like buddies, don’t do this, okay?”

Chen Nan’s smile was forced; it’s not that he was stingy, he just didn’t have the money...

Qin Yixuan glanced at him, a smug smile appearing on her face – to put it nastily, it was a smirk. Then she looked at the waitress, ”Bring me two bottles of...” She deliberately paused mid-sentence, which scared Chen Nan to the point where his heart nearly jumped into his throat, before she continued, ”Bring two bottles of Rice Flower Fragrance.”

Chen Nan let out a long sigh of relief; it seemed this crazy woman did have some conscience after all.

”Alright, please wait a moment,” the waitress said and turned to leave.

Qin Yixuan shot a glance at Chen Nan and gave him the middle finger, sneering, ”And you call yourself a man, being so miserly. A bottle of Lafite scared you into sweating bullets – you’re too cheap.”

Chen Nan was exasperated; he wanted to say he wasn’t frugal, he was just broke, but he didn’t have the nerve to say it. After all, it was a bit too humiliating to cry poor in front of a beautiful woman.

Seeing Chen Nan not speaking, Qin Yixuan waved her hand in front of his face, ”Hey, that Ferrari you had last time, was it really borrowed from someone else?”

”Of course, or else would I have driven such a wreck here today?”

”Forget it. Since you’re not a rich second generation, I won’t fleece you today.” Qin Yixuan’s expression turned serious, ”Tell me about the issue you mentioned on the phone, what is it?”

Chen Nan nodded earnestly, ”I need your help to investigate someone.”

”Who?”

”The chief of Ningjiang City Police Department, Zhang Wenshan.”

Upon hearing this, Qin Yixuan’s brows furrowed as she stared at Chen Nan, ”That’s my superior’s superior you’re talking about. You want me to investigate my own boss? Asshole, are you trying to get me killed?”

Chen Nan chuckled, ”You’re scared of something, too?”

”Don’t use reverse psychology on me,” Qin Yixuan glared, ”Be honest, what do you need to investigate him for?”

”First tell me, will you help me or not?” Chen Nan asked.

Qin Yixuan was silent for a while before she looked at Chen Nan seriously, ”That depends on why you’re investigating him. If the reason is legitimate, I will help. But if you’re up to no good, then you can forget about it.”

”Remember the girl who was in the car with me yesterday?” Chen Nan said.

”Girl?” Qin Yixuan curled her lips, ”Her virginity is lost, she’s no ’girl’ anymore, she’s a woman.”

Chen Nan broke out in a cold sweat, ”Do you have to be so literal? Fine, woman it is. It’s because of her that Zhang Wenshan...” Chen Nan roughly explained Li Xiao’s situation to her.

After listening, Qin Yixuan’s eyebrows shot up, ”You mean to say, that woman is the daughter of Li Lin, our sub-bureau chief?”

”Exactly.”

”Well, Li Lin isn’t any good either. It serves him right for being corrupt. However,” Qin Yixuan glanced at Chen Nan, ”since he has decided to turn over a new leaf and be an upright official, I might consider helping him out, for your sake.”

”That’s what I call a true brother!”

Chen Nan patted her shoulder, ”Later we’ll drink until we’re completely smashed.”

Qin Yixuan rolled her eyes with a weird look at Chen Nan, ”Who’s going to drink until they’re smashed with you? Drinking with a beast like you, I’m more worried that you’ll take advantage when I’m drunk!”

Chen Nan looked frustrated, ”Come on, we’re brothers, would I be such a beast?”

”You are exactly a beast.”

Chen Nan patted her chest, ”Buddy, you should speak with a conscience!”

Qin Yixuan slapped his hand away, ”Get out of here with your dirty thoughts, always trying to take advantage of me.”

”Who’s taking advantage of you? I was just helping you find your conscience!”

”Find your own head, go play with yourself.”

Chen Nan subconsciously looked at his crotch, ”Hey man, are my balls something you can just play with? What if they get ruined?”

Qin Yixuan glared at him, her face fierce as she rubbed her fingers, ”You dead beast, believe it or not, I’ll crush your balls right now?”

Chen Nan felt a chilly draft below and quickly put some distance between them, clamping his legs tightly.

Qin Yixuan burst out laughing, ”Don’t clamp too hard. If you smash those things, there’s nowhere to get them fixed.”

”Can’t you have a little decency, at least act a bit like a woman?”

”You already call me ’bro’, why do I need to pretend to be a woman?”

”But you are a woman!”

”Who says I’m a woman?” Qin Yixuan lifted her head proudly, ”I’m a real man, purer than Brother Chun.”

Chen Nan felt a myriad of dark lines bubbling over his head, and after staring at her, he said, ”You’ve got the guts, then strip and prove to me you’re a man with something extra.”

”Scumbag, go die!”

Qin Yixuan flung her teacup, splashing tea all over Chen Nan’s face.

Chen Nan wiped the tea off his face with a long sigh, ”Ah, women will be women, so melodramatic!”

Qin Yixuan glared at him fiercely, feeling an urge to beat him up, ”You dead beast, do you believe I can finish you off in a minute?”

Chen Nan smiled, but before he could say anything, his phone rang. It was a call from Su Qingqing.

”Qingqing, what’s up...”

Before Chen Nan could finish, Su Qingqing’s loud voice came through, ”Idiot, hurry back home! Some creepy old guy from the Sky Sword Sect is here, and his martial arts skills are incredibly good!”

An old pervert from the Sky Sword Sect?

Chen Nan immediately furrowed his brow, his complexion changing drastically. He had killed the cousin of Xiao Jiji, a disciple of the Sky Sword Sect, last time. This old pervert was definitely here for revenge!