Return of the Antagonistic Lady Boss

Chapter 355: Chapter 329: Sudden Enlightenment (Bonus for 1,550 Monthly Votes)

”Nonsense! My Qian has already said, snakes symbolize having a relationship with a man. If you hadn’t done anything, why would Dong Yi dream of snakes?” Yu Minglang thought it was even more reprehensible that he was still holding back while his second brother had already indulged.

”Believe it or not.” Mr. Yu turned around to continue mixing the cold dish, but strange information flashed through his mind.

Why does everyone think he needs to do something with Da Yi?

She’s just a junior, still a little girl.

But suddenly, an image appeared in Yu Mingyi’s mind. He accidentally thought of a fleeting glance he caught, and his hand stopped while mixing the cold dish.

Perhaps, she’s no longer small, she’s grown up.

In the living room, Dong Yi asked Qian.

”Qian, why do I keep dreaming about snakes? It’s always the same one.”

”Please explain in detail what the snake looks like in your dreams, and how do you feel when you see it.” Qian, upon hearing Dong Yi frequently dream about snakes, already had some ideas in her mind.

It seems she came at the right time.

Da Yi indeed has undergone some psychological changes. It’s now a matter of understanding what kind of psychological change.

”It’s a huge snake, pure white, coiling in a pool and guarding me with gentle eyes while I sit by the pool playing the flute. I want to touch it, but then it flies into the sky and turns into a dragon, spraying water at me.”

Qian thought for a moment, her face turning slightly red.

She steadied herself.

”And after it sprayed you, did you dislike it? Did you feel it wanted to harm you?”

”No, I really liked it. It didn’t want to hurt me. I just wanted to touch it and ride on its back to fly together, but it wouldn’t take me with it... The pool often changes, but the dragon-like snake remains the same.”

She’s had this kind of dream several times.

”Qian, what’s going on here?”

Mr. Yu came out with a freshly mixed cold dish, just in time to hear this sentence, and stopped.

Qian patted Dong Yi on the shoulder with a strange expression, thinking for a long time before finally finding the right words.

”Young lady, this is a season of the awakening of all things.”

”What do you mean?”

”Spring has arrived, your girlish heart is awakening, you need to find a boyfriend to distract your mating instinct. I initially determine that you are a bit sexually repressed... You should find a partner, it’s not good to be so repressed. If you keep this up, your married life will be unharmonious.”

Bang!

Qian and Dong Yi looked in the direction of the sound to see Mr. Yu standing woodenly at the kitchen door, while the poor cold dish plate had flipped over on the floor, with silvery fungus and tender green cucumber shreds scattered all over.

Mr. Yu’s expression was very awkward, and Dong Yi’s face instantly turned red. She raised her hand to hit Qian.

”You’re practicing medicine without a license! What nonsense are you spouting!”

Qian felt completely innocent.

”Hey, young lady, who worshipped Qian’s expertise wholeheartedly back then? Who saw Qian as their mentor? Who believed everything Qian said?” Qian murmured to herself.

Yu Minglang skillfully jumped over the poor cold dish his second brother flipped over, holding the braised green beans he made, humming a tune, and mimicking a Xinjiang dance as he circled around Qian.

”Who sent you to my side? It’s the round moon~ It’s the silly mountain cannon, it’s the silly mountain cannon! Ah~ I am silly, my brother is silly~”

Mr. Yu lifted his foot to kick, Qian quickly took the plate from Yu Minglang.

”Second brother, you can get mad and hit my Xiaoqiang if you want, but you cannot kick the dish in his hand again. You’ve already knocked over one...”

Yu Minglang whistled and hugged Qian, continuing to hum his revised silly brother song directed at his silly brother.

Dong Yi shyly looked down, wondering why Qian had to say this in front of little uncle, feeling so embarrassed with fast heartbeats, wondering if he discovered something.

”I’ll go sweep the floor.”

”I’ll fetch another dish.”

Both Dong Yi and her second brother were awkward, pretending as if nothing happens, not realizing that two people suddenly trying to find words to say made it even more suspicious.

Yu Minglang pinched a piece of pork from the dish and fed it to Qian.

”Qian, try the dish I made. Is it good?”

”Delicious.” Qian had to admit that Yu Minglang was indeed better than her.

”Of course, your man is a jack of all trades—Qian, actually I’m quite competent in other areas too. There’s no way I’d let you feel repressed.”

Yu Minglang was very skilled at doing shameless things like making his brothers look bad to show off his own excellence.

What Mr. Yu did screwing over his brother for a woman only confirmed that Mr. Yu was the type of man who would stab his brother a few times for a woman.

”Say one more thing and I’ll throw you out.” Mr. Yu, seeing Dong Yi so embarrassed, stepped in to mediate; this was a sign of real anger.

Qian nudged Yu Minglang.

”And you have the nerve to talk about the second brother, a man who took care of you when you were young, and now you bully him as you grow up, say less and eat more, Da Yi, come over for a meal!”

If Qian hadn’t smoothed things over, Dong Yi would have died from embarrassment. Qian went over and linked arms with Dong Yi, taking the opportunity to kick Yu Minglang.

”Yu Laomao has this kind of demeanor, joking around, don’t take him seriously.”

”I wasn’t joking. I might be helping second brother.” Yu Minglang said ambiguously, and Qian glared at him, ”Can eating shut your mouth? Go, lick clean the plate of wasted cold dish at the trash can!”

Yu Minglang gave up, obediently sitting down without speaking, looking at his second brother with a disagreeing face, thinking that he wasn’t wrong to begin with.

Mr. Yu, a man who doesn’t lose his temper even once a year, showed hardly any reaction when Wang Xiaohong was making a fuss before, right?

Nope.

He just made a joke about Dong Yi and Mr. Yu and got this reaction, there’s no way Yu Laomao couldn’t believe there’s something there.

He tried it once and got confirmation. What else was there to say!

The meal was a little subdued, Yu Minglang wasn’t someone who didn’t know when enough was enough. Once he found out, he wouldn’t say something that made the second brother and Dong Yi embarrassed again, and since both Mr. Yu and Dong Yi were silent, and Qian was still figuring out how to handle this, they quietly finished the meal.