Return of the Antagonistic Lady Boss

Chapter 289: Chapter 267: Unleashing a Bloody Massacre

Qian successfully brainwashed Da Gen, who had male issues.

So much so, that just as the day was breaking, he came knocking and demanded that Qian accompany him to find Shi Touyu for fortune-telling.

The only two chickens in the yard were also brought along, leaving Apo crying without tears, but she had no choice but to believe.

Qian made it all so mysterious, and her words repeatedly came true. Yesterday, she really saw red, and at night she dreamed of being chased by Huang.

Moreover, Qian also passed on the flu to both Apo and her silly son.

The super influenza virus brought from the big city was not something the people in the mountain valley could resist.

Apo just woke up feeling headache and body ache, and her silly son, Du Gen, was crying and fussing, saying that his head was split open by an evil spirit with a knife.

So Apo treated Qian with even more reverence.

Qian followed Da Gen to the home of the big wild boar, who bought Shi Touyu. Just as they entered the yard, they saw Shi Touyu pacing back and forth covered with chicken feathers, while the big wild boar was kneeling on the ground and slapping his own face.

”I was wrong, Aunt Huang, I won’t dare again, I was wrong!”

He apologized while slapping, and Shi Touyu circled around him, making hissing sounds, looking very much like a shaman.

Qian saw her covered in chicken feathers, and dirty, worried that she might suffer a disadvantage. As they walked into the house, Qian whispered in English while Da Gen chatted with the big wild boar.

”What happened to you?”

”He came over in the middle of the night, not sure what he was up to. I grabbed a live chicken from the coop and bit it, got a mouthful of feathers, and it scared him.”

”...Why were you in the chicken coop?”

”Afraid he was up to no good. Anyway, I scared the guy. How about you?” Shi Yu, not good at English, mixed in Chinese as she spoke.

Qian gave an OK gesture. Great, the two of them acting like spirits didn’t suffer any losses.

Just as Shi Yu expected, the big wild boar, upon thinking of a big-eyed beautiful girl in his home, felt restless. He couldn’t sleep, felt like his body was on fire, and ran out in the middle of the night to take a look.

Once a man is possessed by that fire, he ignores what he previously revered, just wanting to take advantage first.

Shi Yu was not asleep outside, she heard him moving the stones of the chicken coop and immediately acted wisely, grabbing a live chicken and getting a mouthful of feathers. The chicken screamed tragically, coupled with the sight of a woman biting feathers under the moonlight with fierce eyes; it truly resembled a weasel stealing a chicken.

The big wild boar was so scared he almost choked on spit, tumbling and crawling back into the house. When someone is frightened, it’s easy to develop a mental illness, afraid Huang will come to settle accounts. He waited in fear until dawn, feeling all sorts of discomfort upon waking. Maybe he also caught Qian’s flu; many in the village who watched the fun got it too.

But he only felt that this was Huang’s retribution, confessed to Shi Yu about last night’s malice, and Shi Yu seized the opportunity to make him slap himself until his mouth bled.

Just as Qian arrived, the two girls exchanged a victorious glance, especially Qian, feeling accomplished as the spreader of the city’s influenza virus to the mountain valley.

It can be expected that this influenza virus will spread in this isolated mountain valley. This thing does not easily heal, and they don’t have effective medicine, with Shi Yu’s antics, the infected will think their illness has a supernatural cause.

The two exchanged a few simple words, when Da Gen caught up, and they stopped talking.

”What did Aunt Huang say?” Da Gen, who had never left the mountain and had no TV to connect with the outside world, didn’t understand what Qian and Shi Yu had said.

”Aunt Huang said she already knows you came for fertility blessings.”

Da Gen was even more impressed and respectfully said, ”Please, Aunt Huang, give guidance!”

Shi Yu and Qian were not talking about that at all, but by now they had a mutual understanding, so she immediately went along with what Qian said.

”Did you bring offerings and incense?”

Da Gen immediately pointed to the two chickens thrown in the yard, and Shi Yu said to the big wild boar, who was still earnestly slapping his mouth, ”You can stop now, how do you feel?”

”Aunt, a bit dizzy...”

Dizziness was expected; how many times had he slapped?

”Dizziness is a good sign; it’s detoxing. Rest for a while, go cook these two chickens for me, we need to eat well to gather enough spiritual energy!”

”Then what should I do, Aunt Huang?” asked Da Gen.

Shi Yu immediately complained in English to Qian about this guy being still an idiot, using the word ”idiot” in Chinese, which amazed Da Gen and the big wild boar. Turns out, this was indeed immortal speech, different from the local language.

”Aunt Huang said you need to kneel in the northeast direction, light incense, and recall the karma you’ve accumulated over the years. This is called cleansing karma. You burn one stick of incense and then kowtow once. After burning seven sticks, come inside to ask Aunt Huang for a solution.”

”Kneel for seven sticks of incense... and kowtow too?” Da Gen was stunned.

This would take a long time; his legs would go numb!

Qian looked at Shi Yu, who immediately murmured a series of tongue twisters, and after she finished, Qian ”explained.”

”Aunt Huang said you don’t have to do this, but if the karma isn’t fully cleansed, you won’t be able to have a son.”

Qian and Shi Yu coordinated very well. Shi Yu, not as meticulous as Qian, would just say some incomprehensible words, and then Qian, as the ”kind maiden” by the immortal’s side, would translate, fooling people without raising suspicion like yesterday’s near slip-up.

Qian always did things flawlessly, easily trapping people with deception.

The big wild boar carried the chickens into the house, but Qian immediately stopped him.

”Aunt Huang can’t handle stewed chicken, you need to use the purest wood fire to roast them in the southwest direction of the yard.”

Shi Yu nodded, and Qian took her inside the house.

The big wild boar started a fire, with Da Gen kneeling. Northeast facing southwest meant that with the wind, smoke blew straight towards him, causing him to cry tears because of the smoke. Qian and Shi Yu watched from behind the window, feeling satisfied.

Serves him right!

”Qian, did you send them both out because you wanted to discuss something with me?”

Qian nodded.

Very good, Shi Yu, since coming here and becoming hardened, has had her intelligence boosted. Maybe she wasn’t dumb before; it was just the environment that made her too kind, not thinking of reality, but in a place like this, her potential was all forced out.

”Our tricks can only deceive for a while; long term it will definitely be dangerous. Last night both of us could escape unscathed, but over time, they might lose control one day.” With two beautiful women under the same roof with bachelors, it’s no different from letting a cat guard a fish, and if they lose self-control after drinking, things will happen.

”Last night I felt half-asleep, like feeling my brother coming to save me. Maybe it was a dream,” Shi Yu hoped her brother could appear right away.

”Instead of waiting for our doom, we should take the initiative and try to escape,” Qian said seriously.