Reincarnated as the Only Human

”Here you are. Would you care for any appetizers to start? Wine, perhaps?”

The fluffy haired Sheepkin woman smiled at us both as she sat us down at our table, her simple black dress hugging her abundant curves quite nicely as she did her job perfectly; serving the customer and being something nice to look at.

Gertrude was - of course - not too pleased that I had taken a peak or two, but there was little blame to be levied out when she saw how the Sheepkin’s tits bounced when she leaned forwards and looked between us eagerly, hoping that we were here for a big meal.

”Do you have beer, or only wine?”

”Both, dear customer. Chilled too, thanks to the Ice Crystal that the owner purchased recently. Are you in need of something to hold you over until the main course? Bread, perhaps something a bit more?”

I exchanged a look with Gertrude before smiling back at the Sheepkin as I replied ”Bring us a tankard each then, as well as some bread and whatever appetizer you think goes best with it. And what is the main course?”

Nodding her head and giving me a far more genuine and excited smile compared to before, the Sheepkin reached between her breasts and pulled out a small black book, which she flipped open and began to read off of to ensure she wasn’t missing anything.

That was when Gertrude kicked my shin, which was ignored by both me and the Sheepkin I was listening to, though the Bearkin had no issue glaring at me from over the table as she waited for me to look back at her.

”There are three options tonight. The first is the discounted course served for lovers, which is a large plate of our signature creamy pasta topped with herb crusted chicken as well as an array of vegetables sautéed to perfection. Rich and very delicious, especially with the beer.

The second is a flatbread topped with juicy steak, fresh lettuce, a light oil sauce as well as roasted tomatoes and peppers, all baked with a nice layer of cheese sprinkled on top to tie it all together. Large enough for two, but it comes with a large bowl of salad tossed with multiple vegetables as well.

Finally we have the premium course, which offers a thick steak, plump chicken breast and a small cheesy vegetable flatbread, served with a vegetable stew as well as the salad. It also comes with desert, which is another flatbread, albeit with strawberries, sugar, and a strawberry vanilla syrup drizzle overtop.”

With the options laid bare to us I glanced back at the glaring Bearkin, who let out a soft huff that made me chuckle as I looked back at our waitress, catching the knowing smile that tugged at her lips as she pressed her arms together a little more and leaned down just a bit, tempting me oh so well.

”Could we do the discounted lovers course, but add on one of those cheesy flatbreads as well as a salad for us both? That sounds delicious~!”

”Of course~! To start your meal off I’ll bring out two tankards of beer, bread and some roasted vegetable kebabs~! I’ll be back in a few minutes; until then, this water is for you~!”

Leaving us be with a wink and what was undoubtedly her sauntering away, the waitress left me to fend for myself as the serious Bearkin across from me glared at me, not happy at all with how I had ’snuck’ a peek at her ample bottom when she began walking away.

”Listen, it’s kinda hard to not look when she walks like that, alright?”

I definitely wasn’t helping myself, but it was part of the fun as I leaned onto the table and stared at Gertrude directly, giving her my undivided attention now and making her narrow her eyes as she thought about what she should do next... after she kicked my shin again, just not as hard as before.

”Besides~! I have all~ I could want for tonight sitting right in front of me, dressed in an amazing~ teal dress and looking utterly ravishing~! Why would I want to ruin that with some waitress I don’t even know?”

She just grunted and poured herself a glass of water, making me chuckle as I did the same before raising a brow when she said ”Probably because you’re a horny futanari.”, forcing me to weigh my words there as I treaded that line between wanting to tease her and not wanting to lie.

”Yeah... I am rather horny all the time, but it is hard to not be horny when all the women here are so damn sexy. For instance, a certain dominant, toned Bearkin woman who freshens up far nicer than I could have ever hoped... she makes it kinda hard for me to... well, not be hard.”

Giving her a smile and opting for the truthful mixed with the teasing, I reached over and laid my hand on Gertrude’s wrist, causing the Bearkin to just look down at my hand for a few seconds before she grunted again.

Softer this time, and she didn’t make a move to pull away, instead taking a drink and falling quiet as she continued to look at what I was doing, which was caressing her wrist and giving her some physical contact while I just looked around and observed the restaurant.

Who knew teasing a woman you were so interested in could cause you to just... not give a damn about the surroundings you were in until it was too ’late’?

The cozy and open floor layout let me see a dozen or so other couples all around us, with the space between tables being more than enough to give us ’privacy’ in conversation while also not requiring walls or partitions.

The chandeliers were simple yet added that flare that tied everything together, and the large windows were cracked open to allow the heat from the fireplaces and the kitchen to slip out of the building, keeping the temperature nice and warm inside.

The people around us were also rather interesting, with some being well established lovers who were chatting quietly and flirting in that comfortable, relaxed sort of way, while more of us were apparently on the first, second or third date, showing varying degrees of enthusiasm and attempts to impress.

Both futanari and women were doing things to impress, something that ignited a little competition in me that was swiftly doused when Gertrude tapped her finger on the table, getting my attention again and staring at me with those ever serious brown eyes.

All thoughts were gone as I just focused on her, and I swear she smirked for a moment when I did so, but I couldn’t be sure it wasn’t just a figment of my imagination playing a trick on me for being so hopeful...