Reincarnated as the Only Human

”Yeah... Yiksa, you need to drive, and we need to somehow hide me away~! I am a wanted criminal and all~!”

Everyone froze as we looked towards Rhefia, the Deerkin woman just grinning at each of us as she reminded us about that small, tiny little detail about herself, a detail that she deemed unimportant enough to wait till now to remind us of that caliber.

I slapped Rhefia’s arm and glared at her, angry at both her and myself as I growled ”A little late with that, isn’t it?! I could have made a secret compartment or something for you!”

She just grinned at me, shrugging her broad shoulders before crawling into the carriage, Yiksa taking her place without a comment.

”We can’t just ’hide’ a six and a half foot tall Deerkin with another foot in height added on through antlers, Rhefia! It’s virtually impossible!”

Her grin widened, the woman more amused by this than worried, which made me a tad irritated.

We were still a mile out from the city, but anything I would want to craft would take time, and there were quite a few carriages rolling by us, leaving and entering Birchan.

Some of those carts and carriages were carrying armored women, who might have been guards or soldiers for Birchan; in other words, people I couldn’t have seeing Rhefia or seeing me hiding away goods in compartments that I planned on using to smuggle someone into the CAPITAL of this QUEENDOM!

Gnawing at my lip, I looked around at the two carts before sighing, the beginnings of a plan popping into mind.

A plan that made me glare at Rhefia as I said ”The ONLY way I can think of smuggling you in without getting caught requires me to seduce the guards checking the carts. This doesn’t count for anything, my love!”

She frowned slightly at that, before shrugging as she looked towards the smaller cart, which I planned on hiding Rhefia in.

I set about filling it with barrels and crates, which I filled with produce and the like to give off a more merchant vibe, doing that with the larger carriage as well, though not as much as it was the ’transport’ cart for people, not goods.

Talking quietly with the family, I had them all shuffle into the main cart - with Prixisia slithering out of the reinforced cart and traveling alongside us, taking the appearance of a slave instead of a lover.

We would be going in as a group, but I would be in my own ’private’ cart as the merchant for this group of ours, with Yiksa being the ’second in command’ for me, driving the other cart.

The plan was simple; I had two skills that could seduce the guard that searched my cart and a skill to make her do only a light search, ignoring the hiding Rhefia inside the giant cluster of crates in the corner.

[Seductress’ Charms] and [Bewitching Eyes] would enamor the guard, allowing me to activate [Witches Hexes] to place a Blood and Dark Hex on them, ordering them to ignore the crates.

I reviewed with the others that only one guard would be searching the smaller cart, getting an affirmative when we looked towards the large gates, watching a few of the carts get searched before being allowed in.

Using me as a distraction and allowing me to successfully place a hex on the guard in a hidden manner, we would be able to go inside with Rhefia undetected - that was the plan, and the woman in question just rolled her eyes as I ordered her to huddle in the corner, building a stack of crates around her while leaving room for me to ’ride comfortably’.

Aethisia and Yiksa got us rolling forwards, and I hissed at Rhefia when she peeked over the crates, her antlers visible.

”I’ll get back at you for this, Astra...”

”You won’t, because you were in the wrong, my love! Stop being stubborn.”

Glaring at her, I watched as she returned to her hiding spot beneath the crates, and I took a few deep breaths before preparing to activate those skills.

Honestly, neither of us were too pressed about this ’development’, nor of my plan to overcome it; sex wasn’t something ’sacred’ between us, meant to be felt only by one another, so this wasn’t terrible, though Rhefia was admittedly annoyed about having to listen to it...

Which I reminded her wouldn’t have happened if she was more proactive with reminding us of small things - like her being a ’criminal’ inside Birchan as we made our way TO BIRCHAN.

Ridding myself of the irritation, I waited for us to reach the security checkpoint and took my veil off, where they would check everything out.

The carts stopped, and I took a deep breath before looking towards the flaps, where an armored woman entered.

Giving her a sultry smile, I made eye contact with her, watching in interest as the green skinned ’Elf’ flashed me a grin before beginning to check the smaller crates, though her eyes were constantly looking towards mine.

After she checked a few crates, I approached her and licked my lips, taking note of the large bulge in her pants.

”Miss Guard~? You need to do a thorough check of... ’everything’, don’t you~?”

As I spoke, I guided her hand towards my breasts, which made her grin as she nodded.

”That I do, Miss. A nice, thorough check...”

Without warning, she unbuttoned my dress and revealed my bare breasts to her, making me moan seductively at her as she leaned down and kissed my tit.

”Oh? You seem to be carrying a child...”

She hesitated, before grinning as I began to stroke her erect cock through her pants, saying ”That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t check me deeper, Miss Guard... I could be carrying anything~ into the city...”

Nodding, she reached down and unbuckled her pants, letting them drop to the floor - the entire time, she was staring into my eyes, her emerald green eyes hazing over.

Pushing me back onto a crate, she flipped my dress up to reveal my soaked pussy, making her cock harden even more before she moved forwards, pushing herself inside.

With her cock now knocking on my womb, I moaned ”You’re so~ big Miss Guard~! You can search so thoroughly with this..!”

I wrapped my legs around her waist, accepting her rough thrusts as she fucked me atop the crates, her heavy balls slapping against my ass.

”You’re alone... So are you returning to your wife, Miss? Just couldn’t wait to have a cock in you~?”

Maintaining eye contact with her, I held back from smirking as I nodded, moaning again as she continued gouging out my pussy.

”AH~ Y-Yes~! S-Sometimes, she doesn’t g-give me~ the attention I need~! So I~! I~!”

Her hips began to thrust forwards faster, her arousal at having another woman’s pregnant wife turning her on a lot, which gave me the opening I needed to place my Hexes on her.

Threads of dark crimson and black crawled onto her body, but the green skinned woman wasn’t paying attention to them, her focus on my bouncing breasts as she fucked me hard in the back of the cart, shaking it a little.

Placing them was easy, and I moaned again as she leaned down and started to pace her thrusts, cutely trying to slow down her imminent ejaculation.

”Goddess above..! I’m going to cum! I’m going to cum inside you..! Take it!”

Without asking me, the woman started cumming inside me, making me moan more as I took it all in, enjoying the deluge of semen splattering against my womb.

As she came, I activated the Hexes and made her forget about checking the cart, tentatively waiting to see if she would follow it.

I also activated [Exhausting Womb] to drain her of energy, hoping she’d forget due to tiredness as well...

As for [Vampiric Womb], I was remaining firm on not using it on Guards, not wanting to be found out by someone strong.

Panting, she pulled out and shot another rope of cum onto my stomach, grinning down at me as she said ”I’m done checking, Miss, and besides being an outstanding woman, I found nothing! If you ever need another ’check’, come find me down at the gates... I’ll take good care of you in your wife’s place, alright~?”

Reaching down, I felt her heavy ejaculation streaming out of my pussy and nodded, giving her semen a taste as I watched her pull up her pants.

”I’ll keep that in mind, Miss Guard... Is that all?”

”That’s all~! You and your other carriage are free to go. No need for a toll either, alright? Enjoy Birchan!”

With that, she hopped out of the cart and left Rhefia and I alone, before Aethisia began to pull us forwards.

After a few moments, Rhefia poked her head out from the crates - after hearing me pull the flaps closed - and gave me a dry look, saying ”I don’t give you attention?”

”Hmph. Sometimes you don’t! Though...”

I activated the same suite of skills on her, making the Deerkin draw in a deep breath before she removed herself from her hiding spots, her cock achingly hard.

”Why don’t we start with you scraping out her cum and replacing it with your own, hmm~? That would do me wonders, my love...”

She smirked back at me, nodding as she pushed me onto my back and thrust herself inside, doing everything I wanted as we made our way towards the Colodi Park, where Rhefia had told us we could get a spot to stay for the night.

Like that, we entered the Capital of the Dryadi Queendom - Brichan - without a problem, and I got rewarded with sex for my earlier performance, my wife uncaring for the moment of being gentle as she scraped out that guards cum and gave me her own.

All in all, I thought it was a successful day; I got us inside the city, got to try out a few skills, and even got to be satisfied by Rhefia properly despite my pregnant stomach.

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Trust me, I understand if you don’t particularly enjoy that scene with the guard, and I don’t plan on doing it often (fake cheating or whatever) unless people don’t seem to mind it - obviously as long as it isn’t actually ’cheating’ on Rhefia or the others.

Let me know though, and for the moment this was the only thing I could come up with as a ’plan’ to sneak someone in with the tired mind I have lol, so yeah...

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