Reborn as a Weak Beauty Pampered by All

Chapter 900: Chapter 900: I Think You Should Be Monkey King

“That’s because you kids were too naughty, can’t blame your father for kicking you.”

Cai Xiufen gave a light “hmph” and said, “Your little aunt was well-behaved since childhood. Both your grandfather and I spoiled her as much as we could, never had to teach her a lesson. Now, your little aunt knows how to teach kids; that’s her own smartness, nothing much to do with me or you.”

Kang Yiyang sighed, “My little aunt is just a bit older than me, yet how is she so insightful?!”

“Can’t figure that out?!”

Cai Xiufen glanced disdainfully at her eldest grandson, then proudly said, “Your little aunt has been smart since she was a kid.”

“I get it now, Grandma, you’re saying I’m silly, not as insightful as my little aunt.”

Kang Yiyang pretended to be aggrieved, but unexpectedly, Cai Xiufen didn’t even look at him and blurted out, “If you know it, why say it out loud? It seems your brain really isn’t working well.”

Kang Yiyang felt discouraged, his tone pitiful: “Grandma, am I your dear eldest grandson?”

At these words, Cai Xiufen still didn’t look at Kang Yiyang, and she again threw out a sentence: “Go home and ask your father.”

Being struck in the heart by his grandma over and over, Kang Yiyang felt so miserable, desperately needing comfort, so he sulkily “hmph” and said, “Grandma, you hurt my heart, but I think my little uncle will definitely give me some loving comfort.”

Cai Xiufen held back her laughter and casually said, “What are you talking about? Loving comfort? You might as well be the Monkey King!”

“Grandma…”

Kang Yiyang pulled a long face, “I’m my little uncle’s dear nephew. How could my little uncle not love me?”

“Enough, your brain isn’t working well, talking more is a waste of breath.”

Cai Xiufen sighed and shook her head, “Alright, go to your little uncle for loving comfort.”

Yet just as Kang Yiyang was about to walk away, Cai Xiufen leisurely uttered a line, “Always blabbering about ‘love,’ having no shame at all, does your blockhead compare to my daughter?”

Instantly, Kang Yiyang clutched at his chest, “Grandma, you’re so good at stabbing! And always hitting the mark, impressive!”

Seeing his grandma glance over, Kang Yiyang grinned through bared teeth, pretended to be in pain, and gave a thumbs up.

“If your brain isn’t working, let it be; after all, you’ve made it to college. But when did your eyes go blind too?”

Cai Xiufen looked like she was staring at a fool, “Look, do I have a knife in my hand?”

Kang Yiyang turned his face away, then deliberately wiped his face hard, before shifting his gaze back to his grandma, “I get it, that’s why they say there’s a generation gap every three years and a chasm every five years. Clearly, there’s probably seven continents and four oceans between you and me.”

“Can’t speak human?”

Cai Xiufen glared, “Then shut your mouth.”

Kang Yiyang: “Grandma, it’s not that I can’t speak; it’s that you don’t understand what I’m saying.”

Upon hearing this, Cai Xiufen dismissed him, “Shoo, shoo, shoo, go to your little uncle for loving comfort, stop getting in my way here!”

“Alright then, Grandma, don’t miss me, okay!”

Kang Yiyang stretched his mouth into a grin, showing off his pearly whites, “I’m really leaving, not fooling you.”

“Who cares about you, hurry up and disappear from my sight.”

Little rascal, already an adult and still as mischievous as when he was a kid, I’ll have your father kick you a few times later!

Thinking this, Cai Xiufen’s eyes were filled with a smile, showing not a hint of dissatisfaction with her eldest grandson.

Kitchen.

“Cold water, don’t move, I’ll take care of it.”

Steamed buns were being cooked in the pot, Kang Guoan sat by the stove, tending to the fire,