Rebirth: The Courtyard Bride Is Cool and Radiant

Chapter 342: Chapter 342: This Day Became the Dark History of the Entire Production Crew

Gui Kairong slapped his forehead. ”Look at me! I almost forgot that Yunyi is a doctor. Quickly notify everyone to hold on a bit longer. We’re about to enter the county town ahead so everyone can rest and recuperate.” After speaking, he had everyone get on the vehicle and speed up, quickly reaching the county town not far ahead.

When Yunyi returned to her seat, she whispered to Murong Linna beside her, ”Massaging the dysentery acupoint can relieve diarrhea. Do you want to try it?” Murong Linna clutched her stomach. ”I don’t know anything about acupoints. Where is it?” Seeing her in such distress, and since it was inconvenient to apply needles on the vehicle, Yunyi said, ”Take off your shoes, and I’ll show you.”

But no sooner had she spoken than a girl who was on good terms with Zhang Xueyan chided, ”You think this is your home’s kang, taking off your shoes like that? Shameless!” Yunyi couldn’t be bothered with her and turned to Murong Linna. ”If you trust me, give it a try. If you don’t, I won’t...”

Before she could finish, Murong Linna had already reached down and taken off her cotton-padded shoes. She felt a bit embarrassed since there were so many people on the vehicle, but she was more afraid of not getting relief and having an accident, which would be even more humiliating. She said bashfully, ”My feet have been cooped up in these shoes for two days. I’m afraid they...” She trailed off, unable to continue. Yunyi, being a doctor, had seen all sorts of things. ”Alright, stop fussing.”

Yunyi was sitting close to Murong Linna. She didn’t want Murong Linna to lose control and have an accident; that would be more unbearable for Yunyi herself. Compared to that, she was more willing to help massage her smelly feet. Murong Linna decided to go for it. Besides, the rear section of the vehicle was covered with a tarpaulin, so no one could see very clearly. She gritted her teeth and took off her cotton-padded shoes. ”Just tell me where the dysentery acupoint is. I can do it myself.”

Yunyi didn’t press her. She first located the acupoint and pressed it. ”Do you feel that? Right there. Try to find it.” Afterward, relying on Lin Min’s keen senses, Yunyi corrected Murong Linna slightly, ensuring she had found the right spot. Then she said, ”That’s it, no problem. Massage it for a while. You’ll know soon enough if it works.”

After saying that, Yunyi sensed a change in the air and immediately blocked her sense of smell. Then, she even blocked her hearing, truly afraid she wouldn’t be able to eat for the next few days.

Indeed, the ghastly chorus that soon filled the carriage drove people to their wits’ end. Some who heard it couldn’t help but laugh, only to immediately lose their own composure and join the chorus, their faces contorting in embarrassment. Those still resisting held on with all their might, terrified of becoming the next contributor to the ghastly chorus. The effort to restrain themselves was agonizing. Those who had succumbed to violent bouts wished they could dig a hole three feet deep and disappear into it forever. Meanwhile, those still holding on desperately wished the vehicle would stop immediately—they were truly at their limit.

Finally, just as everyone was about to lose their minds, the vehicle came to a halt. The crew member responsible for announcing disembarkation had just picked up the megaphone when they saw everyone scrambling off the vehicle with their luggage as if their lives depended on it. The announcer stood frozen, megaphone in hand. That day became an infamous Chapter in the entire film crew’s history.

Before getting off, Murong Linna shouted at Yunyi, ”Chuyunyi, from now on, you are my ancestor!”

At this, Yunyi simply rolled her eyes. If your actual ancestors heard that, they’d surely come back to give you a piece of their mind.

Afterward, a long queue formed at the toilets of the temporary rest stop. Some who couldn’t wait any longer dashed towards the woods behind—a scene none of them would ever want to recall.