Rebirth: Splendid Marriage in the 80s

Chapter 300: Chapter 300: Got a Mouthful of Paste

Hong Tao felt a twinge of guilt praising Tie Dan in front of Niu Guiying, because Niu Guiying had seen her brother, but she hadn’t expected Niu Guiying to take her side. Niu Guiying even went so far as to heap praises on Tie Dan, and Hong Tao’s heart settled down a lot.

”Guiying, don’t put it that way. I think Chiang Xiao is also quite good, and she matches Tie Dan well,” said Hong Tao. Upon noticing that Er Bao’s runny nose was about to drip, she quickly pinched his nose with her thumb and index finger, gave it a forceful wipe, then flung the snot away with a flick of her hand. She wiped her hand on Er Bao’s clothes before continuing, ”Xiao, don’t be in a hurry. Come to our house tomorrow. I’ll call Tie Dan over, and you two can meet and see how it goes, okay?”

As for what would happen after they met, it was no longer something Chiang Xiao could decide for herself.

”I think that should be arranged; you never know, after a few words with that dead girl, your Tie Dan might see for himself what kind of rotten demeanor she has!” Niu Guiying continued with her sarcastic remarks, hoping Chiang Xiao would be provoked and really agree to meet with Hong Tie Dan.

Chiang Xiao grabbed a chair, looked at them, and said, ”Hong Tao, let me give you a suggestion. Ding Dani from the Niu Guiying’s house might suit your brother better than me. You two seem to get along well, and being relatives in the future would likely ensure a good relationship. How about you discuss that with her?”

You’d better scram, or I won’t be able to stop myself from hitting someone!

Just the thought of Hongjiawan and Hong Tie Dan’s lazy demeanor was enough to make Niu Guiying furious. She pointed at Chiang Xiao and started cursing loudly.

”You dead girl! My Da Ni is a well-behaved good girl, not like you, parading around with a Little Vixen face, flirting with men everywhere, and even bringing one home now! You think I don’t know? That wild man didn’t leave last night! Shameless, so young and you’re already sharing a room with a man. You must have learned this S behavior from your wh0re of a mother...”

Darker emotions began to stir within Chiang Xiao’s eyes. Just as she was about to swing the chair and go at her, she felt something fly from behind her, hitting Niu Guiying squarely in her open mouth with a splat.

A foul, rotten smell wafted through the air.

Niu Guiying’s mouth and face were plastered with a deep brown, pasty substance, so much so that even her teeth were no longer white.

She kept her mouth open in a dumbfounded expression for a good ten seconds, then bent over as if released from a spell and began to vomit.

”Ugh!”

Hong Tao was also startled and hurriedly took Er Bao out of the way.

My god, that was cow dung!

Niu Guiying had been hit smack in the mouth and face with cow dung!

It was thrown with such force that some must have gone directly down her throat.

Niu Guiying continued to heave and spit, the tears almost forced out by the stench. Now she couldn’t even speak to curse; once she closed her mouth, it was like she was chewing on cow dung!

Chiang Xiao struggled to contain her laughter, ”Niu Guiying, aren’t you going to go home and rinse off? The flavor must be quite something, eh?”

Niu Guiying didn’t even have time to glare at her, with tears streaming and barely minding Ding Xiaoni, she turned and made a beeline for her house.

”Hahaha!” Chiang Xiao finally couldn’t hold back her laughter any longer.

It was brilliant; why hadn’t she thought of that maneuver?

Niu Guiying’s mouth was so filthy, it was only fitting for her to taste cow dung!

It was only when the commotion outside escalated that Chiang Songhai and the others finally stopped what they were doing and came out. The courtyard walls had been built high, and they weren’t yet used to the fact that outside noises didn’t travel inside as easily as before. So earlier, although they heard voices, they hadn’t realized there was an argument going on.