Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

Chapter 1440: Chapter 1442: The Dumbass Chronicles

”No! Absolutely not!” the dumbass quickly denied.

”Then aren’t you useless now?” Lu Xiaobu tilted his head.

”You’re the one who’s useless!” the dumbass got anxious, ”What kind of owner are you! People say you should respect the owner when hitting their dog, and now, in front of outsiders, you’re dissing your own dog? Is this really okay?!”

”Whoa, damn! Makes sense!” Lu Xiaobu raised an eyebrow, ”Go, get me a cup of tea!”

”I... get you, tea?!” the dumbass’s mouth twitched, wishing he could bite Lu Xiaobu, ”Can you see my paws holding a cup of tea for you?!”

”Figure it out yourself.” Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes, ”If you can’t bring it, I’ll lock you at home until no one finds it unusual for a dog to speak human language!”

”I... fine, I’m going to get tea!” the dumbass looked miserable.

What kind of owner is this!

Lock me up until people think it’s normal for a dog to talk?!

Why don’t you just say lock me up forever!

The dumbass walked off dejectedly.

”Xiaobu, what’s with you...” Lu Hongbin was a bit puzzled, why insist on the dumbass to get tea?!

”I suspect his brain is what’s mutated.” Lu Xiaobu spoke, ”Didn’t you notice he can use idioms and even argue with me?”

Remember when Lu Xiaobu once fed the dumbass something good?

From that time on, the dumbass’s intelligence had already been developed once.

Most likely, this resurgence of spiritual energy further developed that aspect, evolving the ability to talk.

”Are you testing him?” Elder Yu seemed to understand a bit, ”Indeed, it’s different. I remember when that lion mutated, it first chose to kill other lions, unlike the dumbass.”

”So what use does this mutation have?” Mr. Wang inquired.

Ever since he was appointed as the meat shield, he always wanted to exploit everyone’s usefulness.

Yes, even the dog couldn’t be spared!

”Use? Don’t know for now. Let’s talk about it in the future.” Lu Xiaobu shrugged, ”Everything just started, who knows what the future holds?”

At this moment.

The dumbass pushed over a skateboard.

On the skateboard was a cup of tea, with faint steam rising, looking pretty good.

Elder Yu and Mr. Wang smacked their lips in amazement.

It really did it!

This dumbass isn’t low in intelligence!

Then!

When the dumbass approached Lu Xiaobu, Lu Xiaobu picked up the cup of tea, forced open the dumbass’s mouth, and poured it in!

”Wuuu!” the dumbass whimpered incessantly.

Elder Yu and Mr. Wang watched on with twitching mouths.

What does this mean?!

Didn’t the dumbass already complete the task?!

Why didn’t it get a reward, and instead got tossed around!

”Defying heaven! Dared to pee in my teacup?!” Lu Xiaobu put down the cup, released the dumbass, and looked at it with ill intent.

”What?!”

Elder Yu’s mouth twitched.

Was there really pee in that cup of tea from the dumbass?

He couldn’t quite believe it!

First, aren’t dogs supposed to be loyal!

Second, would a dog think of this way to get back at its owner?!

But!

”How did you know?!”

The dumbass jumped back, coughing, and looked incredulously at Lu Xiaobu, ”I clearly controlled the amount, no smell, no trace left!”

”Damn! It’s true!” Elder Yu cursed outright!

Motherf*****!

Are you still a dog?!

Actually retaliating against your owner?!

Letting your owner drink your pee?!

Aren’t you afraid of being beaten to death?!

Mr. Wang’s mouth twitched as well.

Always thought the Lu family was abnormal!

Now, he found out he was wrong!

The Lu family’s dog is abnormal too!

”Nonsense!” Lu Xiaobu looked down at the dumbass, ”At your size, you managed to make a cup of steaming hot tea?! Burn you little brat! No, little mutt!”

”Damn! Overlooked that detail!” the dumbass said regretfully.

”Go stand in punishment! For an hour!” Lu Xiaobu said.

”Fine, I’ll go! Seriously!” the dumbass yielded.

Mainly knowing if he didn’t accept this punishment, Lu Xiaobu would surely torment him to death!

On his way to the wall, he muttered to himself, ”You just wait! Next time, I’ll make you suffer!”

”Two hours!” Lu Xiaobu said casually.

”Woof!” the dumbass barked in dissatisfaction.

If you have the skills, try and understand what I’m saying now!

Reaching the corner, the dumbass quietly stared at the wall.

”Both legs!” Lu Xiaobu said again.

The dumbass rolled his eyes, stood on two legs, and reflected in the corner!

”Elder Wang, honestly, I think the dumbass is smarter than you.” Elder Yu seriously said to Mr. Wang.

”Yes, I feel the same way! Pah! Nonsense!” Mr. Wang almost didn’t respond!

What does this mean?!

A dog is smarter than me?!

Elder Yu, this is a personal attack!

”Yes, I feel the same way!”

The dumbass’s voice floated over!

Mr. Wang’s face turned green: ”Lu Xiaobu, can I kill him?”

”What do you think?” Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes.

”You just wait, one of these nights, I’ll poison you to death!” Mr. Wang threatened the dumbass viciously.

”With your intelligence? I think that’s going to be hard!” the dumbass retorted unceremoniously!

”You dare underestimate me?!” Mr. Wang was furious.

”Nonsense! The fact that you’re actually arguing with a dog is enough for me to underestimate you!” the dumbass’s tongue was sharp!

”Me! You! F***!”

Mr. Wang was so angry he almost passed out!

How do you even respond to this?!

Choosing between being an animal or worse than an animal?!

Not continuing the argument with the dumbass would mean losing to a dog!

Continuing the argument would make him no different from a dog!

This f*****! Motherf*****!

The Lu family people, and dog, none of them are any good!

”Old man, don’t forget, your granddaughter is part of the Lu family too. Go ahead and curse! So you might as well curse your future grandson too! I heard she’s already pregnant!”

The dumbass’s light words floated over!

Hmm, the final blow was successful!

”Pff!”

Mr. Wang spat blood and fell to the ground!

KO!

Elder Yu, however, looked thoughtful at this farce, his heart growing more and more heavy.

That dumbass is definitely not an ordinary dog!

Arguing before was one thing.

However, in the end, the dumbass actually read Elder Wang’s mind and successfully dealt a final blow?!

This kind of intelligence is definitely not lower than humans, and in some way, even higher than a portion of them!

Not to mention the previous incident where the dumbass drugged Lu Xiaobu.

A thought gradually formed in his mind.

This dog, no, this dumbass, could be the perfect candidate for a spy and assassin!

He can eavesdrop on some people’s conversations, no recording device needed, just go in, listen, come out and relay it all!

After all, who pays attention to a dog?!

And to be more ruthless, let him carry poison in and dump it in water!

A perfect assassination!

Chilling upon reflection!