Playboy: Medical and Martial Master

Holy shit… that intense? They’re making that huge rock shake. How many lifetimes has it been since he’s touched a woman?

The two figures trembling wildly by the river were blurry and indistinct. Chen Ruolong could only make out their general silhouettes and the magnitude of their movements, but he didn’t have to guess who they were.

There were only three people out here.

So who else could it be but Sun Zhe and Chen Ruoyi?

Damn, Boss is incredible! How on earth did he manage it? He won my sister over in just two days. And with a personality like the great Miss Chen’s, I never thought I’d see the day she’d spread her legs for a man. No wonder they were acting so intimately today, with Boss even carrying her on his back. So there was something going on! They’d already hooked up!

For a moment, Chen Ruolong felt as if a jolt of electricity had shot through him, leaving him invigorated. It all felt like a dream, completely unreal.

After stealing a few more glances, he turned and left, returning to the reeds to go back to sleep.

Let these young people have their fun. I’m going to sleep! Heh. Chen Ruoyi, oh, Chen Ruoyi. You always act so high and mighty, looking down on everyone and beating me like a dog. Who would’ve thought you’d see a day like this. That must feel awful, right? If you’ve got the guts, don’t you dare whimper and cry.

***

The silent yet frenzied cultivation session between Sun Zhe and Chen Ruoyi lasted for nearly two hours.

At the request of the seasoned veteran Sun Zhe, the two tried all sorts of positions. He posed Chen Ruoyi in various difficult ways, just like one of the Barbie dolls she had played with as a child. The cultivation only came to a halt when Sun Zhe laid down his arms and Chen Ruoyi discarded her armor.

By the riverbank, Sun Zhe looked at Chen Ruoyi, who sat exhausted on the ground. She was panting softly, her eyes fluttering, her body drenched in fragrant sweat. ”Yiyi, how do you feel?” he asked.

He could clearly see that her once perfectly flat abdomen was now slightly distended, as if she’d just had a large meal.

And in fact, Chen Ruoyi was full.

Though it wasn’t her mouth that had been fed, she was most certainly sated. Knowing she needed Yang Essence for her cultivation, and knowing how much he had to give, Sun Zhe had held nothing back.

Chen Ruoyi blushed, her skin still glowing with a post-coital flush. ”I feel… so full,” she panted.

Sun Zhe squatted down and gently brushed a few strands of hair stuck to the corner of her mouth with saliva. He grinned mischievously. ”If it’s not enough, we can rest for a bit and go again. I bet I’ll have recovered a fair bit by then.”

”Are you a monster? How can you recover so quickly?”

Chen Ruoyi gave him a coquettish glare and suddenly held out her arms like a child. ”I’m all sticky and gross. Carry me to the river so I can wash up.”

Without a word, Sun Zhe swept her into his arms and strode toward the river.

He was only just now realizing that after being ’nourished,’ Chen Ruoyi was different. It was a change in her temperament, something hard to define—like the transformation of a virgin into a married woman. She had gone from pure and vivacious to enchanting and alluring.

***

After splashing around in the river for a while, the two returned to the reeds. Sun Zhe, exhausted, lay down and fell asleep almost instantly.

Chen Ruoyi, however, was filled with a vibrant energy and felt no fatigue at all. She sat cross-legged by the campfire, standing guard while circulating her power to digest the pure, rich Yang Essence within her body.

The Yang Essence was contained within billions of ’frog tadpoles’. She had to use her True Qi to destroy them, preventing them from evolving into humans within the depths of her ’palace’. Only then could she safely absorb the purified Yang Essence.

The process went smoothly. The only annoyance was that after the billions of ’frog tadpoles’ were destroyed by her True Qi, they turned into a snot-like liquid that kept flowing out, making things sticky down there.

***

An unknown amount of time passed. In his sleep, Sun Zhe suddenly smelled the aroma of grilled fish. He opened his eyes and saw that there was, indeed, grilled fish.

Day had broken.

Chen Ruoyi was tending to fish grilling over the campfire.

Sun Zhe watched her covertly, noticing her rosy complexion and how her eyes seemed even clearer than before. Her entire aura felt elevated, radiating vitality.

”Hey, sleepyhead, you’re awake.”

”You seem especially happy today,” Sun Zhe noted as he sat up.

Chen Ruoyi playfully stuck her pink tongue out at him. ”None of your business.”

Sun Zhe glanced around. Seeing that Chen Ruolong was gone, he scooted over, pulled her into his arms, and started tickling her.

”Hahahaha… I’m sorry, I’m sorry, stop tickling… ah, it itches…”

Sun Zhe released her, then reached out and gently pinched her Yin Zhu through the fabric of her clothes.

”Mmm… you’re terrible,” Chen Ruoyi breathed, frowning as she felt her body beginning to betray her once again with just that simple touch.

”So,” Sun Zhe asked, ”is it my business or not?”

Chen Ruoyi tapped his chest with a soft fist, unable to hide her happiness. ”I’ll have you know, after last night’s cultivation, I’ve had a breakthrough! I’m now in the Late Stage of the Golden Core Realm.”

”My family will be ecstatic when they find out I broke through.”

”Congratulations, Miss Chen,” Sun Zhe said with a smile.

A blush colored Chen Ruoyi’s pretty cheeks as she said softly, ”It’s all thanks to your Yang Essence, actually. Can we find a chance to do it again tonight?”

Sun Zhe’s expression turned odd. ”Are you addicted?”

”What do you mean, addicted?” she retorted righteously. ”This is legitimate cultivation! Don’t assume everyone is like you, looking all proper on the outside while thinking shameless thoughts on the inside.”

”Fine, it’s no skin off my back. I’ll deal with you tonight,” Sun Zhe shrugged, then asked, ”By the way, where did Ruolong go?”

Chen Ruoyi huffed. ”That pest was making a racket first thing this morning, so I sent him to catch fish.”

She handed a large grilled carp to Sun Zhe, saying meaningfully, ”You expended a lot of energy last night. This is to help you recover.”

Sun Zhe pouted. ”If you really want to help me recover, you’d have to get me a few dozen oysters.”

Chen Ruoyi’s eyes crinkled into a smile. ”Then when we get back, I’ll treat you to all the oysters you can eat.”

”It’s a deal,” Sun Zhe laughed. ”And after I’ve eaten my fill, I’ll pay you back in another way—by making sure you’re well-fed, too.”

”Pfft!” Chen Ruoyi pinched him and changed the subject. ”Speaking of which, I still don’t know where you’re from.”

”I’m from Yang City. You?”

”Oh… I’m from Kyoto. That’s pretty far.”

”I didn’t realize I was with a prominent lady from the capital,” Sun Zhe teased.

”When we get back, I’ll come visit you in Yang City. I’ve always wanted to go, but I’ve never had the chance.”

”Sure. You can come to my place.”

***

As they were talking, Chen Ruolong returned to the reeds, carrying a large catfish.

Instantly, the two snapped back to normal, putting distance between them. All trace of their earlier intimacy vanished.

Chen Ruolong gave the two of them a meaningful look, his mind flashing back to the blurry figures from the previous night, but he kept his expression neutral. He had wanted to set them up anyway, hoping to snag a convenient brother-in-law. Since they had already gotten together on their own, it was best for him not to interfere.

”Boss, morning!”

”Morning!”

”Want some fish?”

”Uh, I just ate. You can have it.”

Chen Ruolong turned to his sister and ordered, ”Get over here and grill this fish for me!”

”Get lost! Are you staging a coup? Grill it yourself!”

”Chen Ruoyi, you’re choosing a man over your own brother!”

”Scram.”

***

After eating, the three of them packed up amidst laughter and teasing, then set out on their journey.

The rest of the way was smooth. By a little after four in the afternoon, they finally reached their destination.

The ancient tomb the Chen siblings had spoken of was situated in a gorge, flanked by two steep, peculiar peaks that stood like loyal guards in the distance. The trio remained vigilant as they slowly approached.

The closer they got, the more sinister the atmosphere became. The chaotic cawing of unseen birds in the bushes was grating on their nerves.

Chen Ruolong’s face had gone pale. He hid behind Sun Zhe and asked in a trembling voice, ”Boss, what if we run into those two giant snakes?”

Sun Zhe scanned their surroundings, his guard still up. ”Don’t worry. Those two giant snakes are dead.”

”How do you know they’re dead?”

”Because I’m the one who killed them.”

”No way! That’s badass!”

Just then, a rustling sound erupted from the surrounding bushes. Before the three could react, an angry roar echoed from the woods.

”You goddamn sons of bitches! You grave-robbing bastards, you actually dare to come back!”

”Today, I’m going to skin you alive!”