Playboy: Medical and Martial Master

Chapter 233: Chapter 233: Initiation into Jiewu Palace!

”Brother, is it really that serious? Don’t scare me. I really don’t want to get any shots.”

Sun Zhe pinched her nose with an exasperated look. ”You little vixen, who told you to take strange medicine? You weren’t afraid when I poked you with my big stick, so why are you scared of a tiny needle?”

Ye Qiao looked aggrieved. ”But what if I want it one more time? Brother... let’s do it again, and then you can detoxify me, okay?”

”No way!” Sun Zhe refused decisively, his tone serious. ”If we take too long and the Python Blood Poison seeps into your bone marrow, it will be even more troublesome. If you turn into a little floozy who can’t walk straight whenever you see a man, don’t you dare blame me.”

Nearby, Li Shiyan suddenly sighed, blaming herself. ”This is all my fault... If I had known how potent this medicine was, I never would have stolen it.”

Hearing this, Sun Zhe reached out and rubbed Li Shiyan’s head. ”Alright, Shiyan. It’s already happened. There’s no use talking about it now. It’s a good thing I’m a doctor. You two go lie down on the bed. I’ll get the silver needles.”

”...”

「A little over ten minutes later.」

The two exquisite, jade-like bodies lying on the bed were covered in silver needles by Sun Zhe, looking like two enchanted, human-sized hedgehogs.

Sun Zhe sat cross-legged at the foot of the bed, his left hand gripping Ye Qiao’s ankle and his right on Li Shiyan’s. He admired the pink, jade-like blossoms nestled within the dark hair between their thighs, all while injecting his Pure Yang True Qi into their bodies.

In just a moment, the silver needles inserted into the two women began to turn black. This signified that the toxin was being expelled.

However, as the Pure Yang True Qi entered them, the two women felt extremely uncomfortable. Their bodies grew hot, and they clamped their legs together, their delicate figures writhing incessantly. From the fragrant, grassy valleys, a sweet nectar flowed endlessly.

Ye Qiao’s eyes were filled with amorous desire as she gazed at Sun Zhe, her glance drifting intentionally toward the prominent bulge in his pants. She frowned. ”Brother, what is this True Qi? Why does it feel even more intense than Shiyan’s medicine?”

Sun Zhe spoke sternly. ”Lie still and don’t move. My True Qi does affect women, but at least it isn’t harmful. You two just endure it for a little while. It’ll be over soon.”

At that moment, Lin Yingchun, who had already recovered on the other side of the room, propped herself up. She wrapped her exquisite body in a bath towel, then moved closer to the two women to observe them carefully.

Sun Zhe glanced at her with some concern. ”Yingchun, how are you feeling?”

Lin Yingchun’s face flushed as she whispered, ”After absorbing the Yang Essence from your... thing... earlier, I managed to use my own energy to force the poison out.”

With a look of pure innocence, Ye Qiao suddenly interjected, ”Did you ’force’ it out of your pussy?”

Lin Yingchun glared at her. ”Shut up, you little filth-monger!”

Ye Qiao looked aggrieved and muttered, ”Didn’t you say you ’forced’ it out?”

Sun Zhe shook his head helplessly, then looked at Lin Yingchun and sighed, ”It’s great to be a Martial Artist!”

Ye Qiao nodded in deep agreement. ”Unlike Shiyan and me. We don’t know how to channel our energy to expel poison, so some guy had to turn us into porcupines.” As she said this, her eyes filled with anticipation. ”By the way, can I become a Martial Artist too?”

Sun Zhe nodded. ”Of course, if you want to.”

”But being a Martial Artist is tough. You’re still in school and have so many music classes every day. You probably don’t have the energy or time for Cultivation.”

Ye Qiao looked defiant. ”Don’t underestimate me! Sister Yingchun takes the same classes as me. Why can she cultivate?”

Nearby, Li Shiyan couldn’t help but chuckle. ”That’s because Sister Yingchun is more ’capable’ than you. It’s not something you can just be envious of.”

Ye Qiao pouted. ”Capable in what way? I saw her take him once and she couldn’t even get up. That doesn’t seem very capable to me.”

Hearing this, Lin Yingchun’s face turned bright red. She swatted at her irritably. ”If you’re interested, you can join our Jiewu Palace.”

Ye Qiao’s eyes lit up. ”I can join too?”

Lin Yingchun nodded, her expression serious. ”Your brother is the Witch Master of Jiewu Palace. If he wants someone to join, it’s just a matter of him saying the word.”

Li Shiyan suddenly declared, ”Then I want to join too!”

The two women turned to Sun Zhe in unison. ”Do you approve?!”

Sun Zhe shrugged. ”Since both of our leaders have spoken, how could this little one dare to refuse?”

Lin Yingchun’s lips curled into a slight smile. ”Then you two are my Junior Sisters. From now on, you have to call me Senior Sister. If you don’t listen, you’ll be dealt with according to palace rules!”

Ye Qiao smiled sweetly. ”I’m the most obedient girl! If you don’t believe me, just ask my brother.”

Hearing this, Sun Zhe decisively chose to remain silent.

Sometimes... silence is a sign of high emotional intelligence.

Li Shiyan asked, ”So who is our master?”

Lin Yingchun replied solemnly, ”My master, of course. Lin Shuqing.”

”The Witch Master of Jiewu Palace cannot take disciples. Only the Palace Master can. This is a rule of Jiewu Palace. And once you become disciples of Jiewu Palace, you also have the right to request that the Witch Master assist you in your Cultivation.”

Upon hearing this, Sun Zhe’s face darkened. ”Hearing you say that, doesn’t it make me the resident breeding stud of Jiewu Palace?” he asked gloomily.

Lin Yingchun smiled faintly. ”Of course, as the Witch Master, you also have the right to decide who you cultivate with... or not.”

Ye Qiao snorted and looked at Sun Zhe disdainfully. ”Would he dare to refuse?”

Sun Zhe sighed dramatically. ”I’m probably the most humble Witch Master in the entire history of Jiewu Palace.”

Lin Yingchun covered her mouth to hide a laugh, then turned to the other two with a serious expression. ”If you both truly want to join, you’ll have to kneel and kowtow to the Witch Master later, perform the discipleship ceremony, and take an oath.”

Ye Qiao’s eyes widened. ”You mean we have to kneel and kowtow to my brother?”

Lin Yingchun’s expression remained stern. ”He is the Witch Master. In Jiewu Palace, his status is equivalent to the Palace Master’s. Since the Palace Master isn’t here, he has the right to accept disciples and receive the ritual on her behalf.”

Ye Qiao declared, ”A woman’s knees bend for no man!”

Li Shiyan shot her a sidelong glance. ”I see your knees are still red. You must have done plenty of kneeling before this, huh?”

Ye Qiao snorted. ”As if you haven’t. Watching you kneel to give my brother his ’big banana’ was quite a sight.”

Li Shiyan smiled, retorting, ”And when you were on all fours on the bed, your ass was sticking way up in the air.”

”AHEM!” Sun Zhe coughed loudly twice, then said with a straight face, ”Actually, you two don’t need to get hung up on this. I’ve knelt for both of you, too, so we’re all even.”

”That’s true. You knelt behind me for a very long time.”

”...”

Listening to the three of them spout such shameless and lewd remarks, Lin Yingchun helplessly shook her head. These people were something else. They were turning a solemn discipleship ceremony into a vehicle for dirty jokes! Was this bus even heading to kindergarten?

「A long time later.」

After Sun Zhe removed the silver needles and finished detoxifying them, the two women got dressed at Lin Yingchun’s request. They then knelt on the ground to perform the discipleship ceremony for Sun Zhe.

Watching the two obedient girls, Sun Zhe nodded in satisfaction.

Ye Qiao suddenly asked, ”Great Witch Master, does your disciple need to kneel and... worship you?”

Sun Zhe’s face immediately darkened, truly defeated by this little filth-monger. ”Qiaoqiao, be serious! This isn’t a game!”

”Oh...”

「A short while later.」

After the two women had kowtowed and completed their oaths, Lin Yingchun helped them to their feet. ”I will pass down the ”Extreme Yin Witchcraft” to you both later. You must cultivate diligently.”

”This is our Jiewu Palace’s supreme Cultivation Technique. Normally, you’d have to pass a series of rigorous tests to qualify for it, but... we’re short on people right now, so there’s no need to be so strict.”

”Understood, thank you, Senior Sister!” Ye Qiao clasped her fists in gratitude toward Lin Yingchun, then looked proudly at Sun Zhe. ”I’m a Martial Artist now too! Sun Xiaoze, if you ever dare to bully me again, I’ll beat the crap out of you!”

Lin Yingchun smiled faintly. ”You two have a long road ahead of you. As for catching up to the Witch Master... you can forget about it.”

Ye Qiao looked dismissive, forming a sword-finger with one hand and waving it around majestically. ”Don’t underestimate me! I, Ye Qiao, am a peerless cultivation genius, the future empress! I will dominate an entire era and rule over the starry sky!”

Beside her, Li Shiyan rolled her eyes dramatically and pretended to gag. ”Hey, girl, can we please not be so cringe? Even if you’re not embarrassed, I’m dying of secondhand embarrassment for you. Please, read fewer cultivation novels.”

Ye Qiao just huffed and ignored her.

Then, Li Shiyan turned to Lin Yingchun with a suspicious look. ”Speaking of which, Senior Sister... I noticed you have a rosy complexion. Did you happen to receive some ’tadpoles’ earlier?”

Hearing this, a blush instantly appeared on Lin Yingchun’s pretty face.

Li Shiyan suddenly lunged at Sun Zhe, hugging him tightly. ”Witch Master, I want tadpoles too!”

Not to be outdone, Ye Qiao chimed in, ”Me too! Me too!”

”...”