Picking Up a Gorgeous CEO for a Wife

Chapter 1026: Chapter 1026: You Know What I Mean

“Of course I miss it! Absolutely!” Li Erniu grinned broadly, a wicked smile on his face.

“Brother Yu, stop holding us in suspense, just tell us already!”

Because of the angle, only two security guards were directly facing the gate, and their faces had turned green! This was because Su Ziyan’s expression had darkened like ink!

The older security guard kept coughing, “Cough cough… Erniu, we should be on duty now!”

“Old Hu, have you lost your mind? Our Captain Zhu definitely won’t be back today. We finally have some time to breathe, what duty are you talking about!”

“Exactly, Old Hu, don’t interrupt, let Brother Yu speak!”

Qin Yu grinned, “Actually, when Miss Su was little, she was completely a little mud child, playing in the mud with me, and peeing into the wind together with me!

I never thought she would turn out to be so beautiful as she grew up.”

A little mud child? Peeing into the wind?

Su Ziyan felt her head reel and almost stumbled! Damn Qin Yu! Why would you slander me like this?

The face of the older security guard, Old Hu, darkened, and he slumped to the floor, continuously mourning for Qin Yu in his heart. Xiao Qin, don’t end up dying too horribly.

A few security guards’ eyes glittered as they imagined a scene of a little loli peeing into the wind.

This scene, unbearable to watch!

“Brother Yu, since you and Miss Su have such a revolutionary friendship of peeing together, how come you haven’t won her over?”

“I already did, ha ha ha ha… and Miss Su was the one who threw herself at me, but you know, as a real man, you absolutely cannot be a live-in son-in-law.

So, I can only maintain this kind of secret relationship with Miss Su!”

“Really took her down? Did Miss Su really take the initiative?” A few young guys’ eyes were as wide as the eyes of cows.

“Of course, she was exceedingly… proactive!”

Pausing for a moment, Qin Yu said with a mysterious face, “Miss Su is especially satisfied with me; she even threw me eight thousand yuan the next day! This money is too easy to make!”

Though Qin Yu was telling a big truth, the security guards burst into laughter, thinking Qin Yu was bragging big time!

With a swoosh, the playing cards in the hand of the older security guard scattered all over the floor.

“Old Hu, what’s the matter with you?”

As he spoke, Li Erniu followed Old Hu’s gaze, saw Zhang Hao and Su Ziyan, and with a clatter, the cards in Li Erniu’s hand also fell to the ground.

Zhang Hao was amazed by Qin Yu, daring to fantastically think of Miss Su in such a way?

Zhang Hao was relieved; surely, the first fire Miss Su would start after taking charge would land on this guy named Qin Yu?

“Brother Yu, it’s about time, let’s go on duty!” Li Erniu’s voice trembled a bit.

“Erniu, are you freaking out? It’s nearly time to get off work, what duty? Let’s finish this game and clock out. I’m going to pick up Miss Su, and tonight we will go back… hehe… you know what I mean.”

“Qin Yu! You have a lot of nerve! How dare you insult our President Su!”

No sooner had the words left his mouth than Qin Yu heard a roar from behind!

This roar shocked all the security guards, who turned toward the sound source and hurriedly dropped their cards, bowing respectfully to Zhang Hao!

“Plant Manager Zhang!”

Then, they witnessed a scene they couldn’t understand—Zhang Hao was groveling to Su Ziyan, bowing and scraping like a pug dog, “President Su, please calm your anger, I will most certainly deal severely with this negligent, boastful security guard!”