Peerless Bodyguard of a Stunning Beauty

Just as Xuelian approached the assistant, he stretched out his hands. Faced with his lecherous advance, she was completely unprepared.

The assistant watched her, snickering inwardly. Xuelian, no matter how fast you are, you can’t escape my Chest Grabbing Dragon Technique.

However, just as the assistant’s hands reached for her chest, Zhao Rong rushed forward at the critical moment, shielding her.

Having already closed his eyes in blissful anticipation, the assistant’s hands made contact. He felt himself grab something, but then realized it was all wrong. Logically, he should have felt something large and round. Why did it now feel as flat as an airfield?

The assistant’s eyes snapped open. When he saw he had grabbed Zhao Rong instead of Xuelian, he was so shocked he stumbled and fell to the ground.

As the assistant scrambled up, he stared at Zhao Rong and demanded, ”I clearly remember grabbing for Xuelian, so why did I grab you when I opened my eyes? Brother Zhao Rong, what are you doing?”

With one hand pressing down on the assistant’s head and the other pointing at the women, Zhao Rong ordered, ”You three, get back! Don’t go near the assistant. He’s dangerous…”

Hearing that the assistant was dangerous, a confused Lili asked, ”Brother Zhao Rong, didn’t his leg just break? And didn’t you just concoct an elixir to treat it? What’s so dangerous about him now?”

Yu Lan was just as baffled. ”Brother Zhao Rong, the assistant is on our team. Even if he were dangerous, he wouldn’t harm one of us…”

Xuelian also couldn’t understand why Zhao Rong had suddenly jumped in front of her. She looked at him and said, ”Brother Zhao Rong, the assistant isn’t poisoned by a zombie or anything fatal. Why be so wary of him?”

Just then, the assistant, still pinned to the ground by Zhao Rong, suddenly picked up an ant. Staring at it with longing, he mumbled, ”This ant is a female. I’m going to…”

Zhao Rong shook his head and turned to the three women with a helpless expression. ”While the assistant hasn’t been afflicted by any zombie or corpse toxin, he has been poisoned with something that causes brazen lust…”

The three women were completely baffled by the term ”brazen lust poison.” Just as they were about to ask what it was, Zhao Rong spoke apologetically.

”A moment ago, wasn’t I supposedly concocting an elixir to treat his broken leg? Well, due to a moment of carelessness, I didn’t actually succeed in making the Bone Trauma Healing Pill. Instead, I created the… Finishes-Fast Potent Ram Pill.”

When they heard that Zhao Rong hadn’t made a healing elixir but a powerful aphrodisiac, the three women were so stunned they collapsed to the ground.

As she got back on her feet, Lili said with pity, ”Assistant, you’re so unlucky, getting fed such a potent drug by Brother Zhao Rong. It looks like you’ll have to handle this on your own…”

Yu Lan pointed to a nearby adult health store. ”Assistant, if you really can’t bear it, go into that shop and buy something you think might help…”

Xuelian, however, pointed toward a bathhouse down the street. ”Forget that. Just let him go to the bathhouse, take a shower, and then…”

By this point, the assistant was starting to lose his mind. Left with no other choice, Zhao Rong took a rope from his Magic Ring, tied up the assistant, and said to the three women, ”He’s starting to go berserk, which means he’s capable of hurting someone. If we let him run loose on the streets, he’ll definitely attack somebody.”

Seeing the assistant’s testosterone going haywire, the three women took three steps back. ”He’s so aroused,” they said worriedly. ”If you don’t let him find some release, will he die?”

Zhao Rong shook his head, grabbed the rope, and dragged the assistant to a nearby utility pole. ”Don’t worry. Although the aphrodisiac I made is incredibly powerful, it will wear off after an hour.”

With that, Zhao Rong trussed the assistant up, tying him securely to the pole.

Seeing him tied to a utility pole, the three women said sympathetically, ”Brother Zhao Rong, is this really okay?”

After securing the assistant, Zhao Rong finally breathed a sigh of relief. He walked over to them and said, ”It’s fine, you can rest assured. In an hour, he’ll be back to normal.”

Having said that, Zhao Rong resumed searching his mind for the alchemy manual. After a short while, he finally found the correct method for creating the Bone Trauma Healing Pill.

Zhao Rong took out a Heavenly Lake Yu Lan flower, a stalk of Divine Grass, and a bottle of Heavenly Lake water from his Magic Ring. Then he turned to the three women. ”I need you to go to the three major herbal markets in Xijing City and buy me three medicinal herbs: Emperor Tiger, Celestial Bull, and Partridge.”

Hearing these strange names, the women asked doubtfully, ”Brother Zhao Rong, are you sure the herbal markets in Xijing City will have those three herbs?”

Zhao Rong nodded confidently. ”No problem. Just go to the markets and offer a good price. They’ll definitely sell them to you.”

He then opened a pressure cooker, tossed in the ingredients he already had to let them stew, and pulled out his phone to play with. The three women were about to leave when they saw Zhao Rong engrossed in his phone instead of focusing on the alchemy.

Lili reminded him, ”Brother Zhao Rong, aren’t you making an elixir for the assistant? Why are you so distracted playing on your phone?”

Zhao Rong smiled. ”I’m not playing. I’m finding a video for the assistant to watch. Otherwise, I’m afraid he’ll go mad from the strain.”

Hearing this, Lili had a moment of realization. She and the other two women then headed toward the nearby herbal markets.

As soon as they were gone, Zhao Rong put his phone away and walked over to the assistant. He stood before him and raised a fist.

The assistant, whose eyes were bloodshot, watched him in confusion. ”Big Brother Zhao Rong, aren’t you making medicine for me? Why are you coming over here? You’re not going to hit me, are you?”

”I just checked the alchemy manual again,” Zhao Rong said with a sigh. ”It says that after someone takes the ’Can’t-Get-It-Up-Early-Wilting Pill,’ the best antidote is actually to beat them senseless. You beat them until they can’t get it up anymore, and that will relieve their suffering.”

A look of dawning comprehension crossed the assistant’s face. ”Big Brother Zhao Rong, I get it now! You sent the women away so you could beat me up without them seeing. You were worried they’d feel sorry for me and try to stop you, right?”

Zhao Rong nodded. ”For once, you’re being smart.”

With that, he began punching and kicking the assistant, who was still tied to the utility pole.

After a thorough beating, Zhao Rong sat on the ground and lit a cigarette. While smoking, he looked at the assistant, whose head was now swollen like a pig’s. ”So, assistant? How are you feeling? Better now?”

Spitting out a mouthful of blood, the assistant replied, ”Big Brother Zhao Rong, you know, I was in agony before. But after you beat me up, I feel so much better. It’s actually really comfortable. Big Brother Zhao Rong, I was thinking… could we do that again?”

Hearing this, the cigarette fell from Zhao Rong’s gaping mouth. He stared with wide eyes. ”Holy hell. I’ve met some shameless people in my time, but I’ve never met anyone so shameless they’d actually ask to be beaten. Since you’re asking for it, I’d be rude not to oblige.”

Zhao Rong then launched a flying kick at the assistant.

When he was finished, he sat down exhausted, pulled a bottle of alcohol from his Magic Ring, and took a drink. ”Assistant, you should be feeling a lot better now, right?”

The assistant closed his eyes, a look of sheer bliss on his face. ”Big Brother Zhao Rong, being beaten by you feels so good…”

As he spoke, he suddenly noticed something miraculous. His leg, which had been broken just moments before, had completely healed. It didn’t hurt at all. Even more astonishing, the ropes that had bound him so tightly had suddenly loosened.

The assistant untied himself from the pole and walked toward Zhao Rong. ”Big Brother Zhao Rong, it’s a miracle! Why is it that after you beat me, not only has my lust disappeared, but my broken leg is also completely cured?”

Zhao Rong finished his drink and took out several skewers of roasted meat from his Magic Ring. He began to eat and said, ”Assistant, when you thought I was hitting you, I was actually treating you.”

The assistant’s eyes lit up with understanding. ”Big Brother Zhao Rong, I finally get it! The Bone Trauma Healing Pill isn’t an elixir at all. It’s a martial arts technique! If you use this set of techniques on someone with a broken arm or leg, you can cure their injuries.”

Zhao Rong finished his skewers, pulled out a large bottle of Xinjiang Wusu beer, and took a swig. ”Assistant, I thought you’d hate me after I beat you, but I never expected you to become so sharp. You actually understood the entire martial arts treatment I just used.”

The assistant chuckled, snatching the beer from Zhao Rong’s hand and taking a drink. ”Big Brother Zhao Rong, I’ve been following you for so long. Even if I haven’t learned your true essence, I’ve at least picked up a thing or two.”

Zhao Rong grinned. ”You really are clever, assistant. A moment ago, when I looked up the Bone Trauma Healing Pill in the alchemy manual, I was stunned to discover it wasn’t an elixir but a set of martial arts for treatment. I sent the women away because I saw how ruthless the technique looked. Otherwise, they would have definitely interfered with my life-saving work.”

While listening, the assistant eyed the large skewer of roasted meat in Zhao Rong’s hand. ”Big Brother Zhao Rong, you’re brilliant. Since you’re so brilliant, could you… give me that skewer?”

As he spoke, he reached for the meat. Zhao Rong, however, had no intention of sharing the delicious food. He instinctively dodged to the left.

But as the assistant lunged and Zhao Rong dodged, they lost their balance and fell in a heap, with the assistant landing right on top of Zhao Rong.

At that exact moment, the three women returned.

When they saw the assistant—the very same one who had taken Zhao Rong’s potent aphrodisiac—lying on top of Zhao Rong, they were utterly dumbfounded, their legs turning to jelly.