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Chapter 509 - 261: I Told You to Tell the Truth, and You Said You Stole a Battery to See Prostitutes? (Part 2) · Nov 04, 2026

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501 Chapter 501 - 257: Is 10 Years in Prison Enough? 321, Go to the Link! _2 2026-11-04
502 Chapter 502 - 258: An Old Man With a Young Heart, Wishing for an Ideal Companion 2026-11-04
503 Chapter 503 - 258: The Elder with a Young Heart—Wish for an Ideal Companion! (Part 2) 2026-11-04
504 Chapter 504 - 359: Who Says a Doll Can’t Be a Wife? 2026-11-04
505 Chapter 505 - 359: Who Says a Doll Can’t Be a Companion? (Part 2) 2026-11-04
506 Chapter 506 - 260: Seven-Star Lamp Seeking Immortality? Change the Wick First, Replace It with Potassium Chlorate Mixed with Magnesium Powder 2026-11-04
507 Chapter 507 - 260: Seven-Star Lamp for Longevity? Replace the Wick with Potassium Chlorate and Magnesium Powder_2 2026-11-04
508 Chapter 508 - 261: Asked You to Tell the Truth, and You Said You Stole the Battery to Find a Hooker? 2026-11-04
509 Chapter 509 - 261: I Told You to Tell the Truth, and You Said You Stole a Battery to See Prostitutes? (Part 2) 2026-11-04
510 Chapter 510 - 262: Bro, How Did You Get Sentenced to Death? No Idea, I Just Stole a Battery 2026-11-04
511 Chapter 511 - 262: Bro, Why Were You Sentenced to Death? I Don’t Know, I Just Stole a Battery_2 2026-11-04
512 Chapter 512 - 263: What Was Supposed to Be a 2,000 or 3,000 Yuan Case Turned Into 2 or 3 Shots 2026-11-04
513 Chapter 513 - 263: What Should Have Been a 2–3 Thousand Yuan Matter Turned into 2–3 Shots 2026-11-04
514 Chapter 514 - 264: Fei 3: 100 Jin of Weight, 99 Jin of Sincerity 2026-11-04
515 Chapter 515 - 264: Fei 3: 100 Jin of Weight, 99 Jin of Sincerity_2 2026-11-04
516 Chapter 516 - 264: Fei 3: 100 Jin of Weight, 99 Jin of Sincerity_3 2026-11-04
517 Chapter 517 - 265: Working Overtime? Over My Dead Body! Wishing at Changchun Temple, Let’s Go! 2026-11-04
518 Chapter 518 - 265: Overtime? Screw That! Changchun Temple Wish, Start It Up! 2026-11-04
519 Chapter 519 - 266: The First Wish Sword Cuts Down the Dog-like Client! Team Building Watching the Down-and-out Client Feed Chickens! 2026-11-04
520 Chapter 520 - 266: The First Vow Sword, Slay the Dog Client First! Team Building Watching the Down-and-Out Client Feed the Chickens! (Part 2) 2026-11-04
521 Chapter 521 - 266: First Wishblade, Strike Down the Scumbag Client! Team Building to Watch the Ruined Client Feed Chickens! 2026-11-04
522 Chapter 522 - 266: First Wish-Slaying Sword, Dogshit Client First! Team Building Watching Fallen Clients Feed Chickens! 2026-11-04
523 Chapter 523 - 266: Fulfill the First Sword Wish—Chop Down the Dog Client First! Team-Building Watching the Fallen Client Feed Chickens! 2026-11-04
524 Chapter 524 - 267: President Li, Do You Need Us to Call the Police for You? 2026-11-04
525 Chapter 525 - 267: President Li, Do You Need Help Calling the Police Here? (2) 2026-11-04
526 Chapter 526 - 268: I’m Already 21! With Spiritual Qi Revival, If Not Evil Cultivator, Then What? 2026-11-04
527 Chapter 527 - 268: I’m Already 21! With Spiritual Qi Revival, What Else But the Path of Evil Cultivators? 2026-11-04
528 Chapter 528 - 269: Streamer... Streamer, the Cabinet Behind You Just Moved 2026-11-04
529 Chapter 529 - 269: Streamer, the Cabinet Behind You Just Moved (2) 2026-11-04
530 Chapter 530 - 269: Streamer... Streamer, the Cabinet Behind You Just Moved_3 2026-11-04
531 Chapter 531 - 270: Playing a Game? The Kind Where No One Is Alive 2026-11-04
532 Chapter 532 - 270: Want to Play a Game? The Kind Where There’s Not a Single Living Soul Onsite_2 2026-11-04
533 Chapter 533 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I’ve Succeeded! Daoist Master, I’ve Succeeded! 2026-11-04
534 Chapter 534 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It! (Part 2) 2026-11-04
535 Chapter 535 - 271: Food Sacrifice! Daoist Master, I Did It—Daoist Master, I Did It! (Part 3) 2026-11-04
536 Chapter 536 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It! (4) 2026-11-04
537 Chapter 537 - 271: Food Sacrifice! Daoist Master, I’ve Succeeded, Daoist Master, I’ve Succeeded! 2026-11-04
538 Chapter 538 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It!_6 2026-11-04
539 Chapter 539 - 271: Food Sacrifice! Daoist Master, I Did It! Daoist Master, I Did It! 2026-11-04
540 Chapter 540 - 271: Sacrificial Feast! Daoist Master, I’ve Made It, Daoist Master, I’ve Made It! 2026-11-04
541 Chapter 541 - 271: Ritual Feast! Daoist Master, I’ve Done It! Daoist Master, I’ve Done It! 2026-11-04
542 Chapter 542 - 271: Sacrificial Offering! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It! 2026-11-04
543 Chapter 543 - 271: Food Offering! Daoist Master, I Did It, Daoist Master, I Did It! 2026-11-04
544 Chapter 544 - 271: Food Offering! Daoist Master, I’ve Done It! Daoist Master, I’ve Done It! 2026-11-04
545 Chapter 545 - 272: Golden Retriever in Heat? Bro, Next Time You Do That, Keep the Dog Out of Sight 2026-11-04
546 Chapter 546 - 272: Golden Retriever in Heat? Bro, Next Time You Do That, Keep the Dog Out of Sight 2026-11-04
547 Chapter 547 - 273: Does the Border Collie Only Like Males? No, It’s Because Your Wife Took It Out Fooling Around 2026-11-04
548 Chapter 548 - 273: Does the Border Collie Only Like Males? No, It’s Because Your Wife Took It Out for Mischief (Part 2) 2026-11-04
549 Chapter 549 - 274: Live Co-Host! Granny Wang’s Big Stage, Chase Your Dreams Here 2026-11-04
550 Chapter 550 - 274: Live Call! Granny Wang’s Grand Stage—If You Have a Dream, Come On Up (Part 2) 2026-11-04

The presiding judge finally brought the gavel down, delivering a verdict acceptable to both parties based on their statements.

Everyone present at the trial had been to such hearings before, so they weren’t surprised by the defense lawyer’s demands.

But most viewers in the live stream were witnessing this kind of scene for the first time.

After hearing the plaintiff’s lawyer, they only felt the world was a bit crazy.

”What the hell! Just for stealing a battery from an electric bike, not even the whole bike itself, it’s not worth much, and you’re telling me it’s a three-year sentence?”

”Is the plaintiff’s lawyer sure about the charges? Isn’t this just a simple theft case? I’ve seen Zhang San’s videos; he said this kind of case, at most, just leads to a few days in jail and some fines.”

”So for just stealing a battery, you’d do three years — what, do you do over ten years for a whole electric bike?”

”Damn! Can I sue my school too? I pay so much tuition every year, yet learned nothing. Isn’t this theft, like reaching into my pocket and taking my money?”

”Take a breath! Bro, wake up, seems like you’re sleeping too much in class. Sleep a bit less next time.”

Despite the jokes, most viewers in the stream were shocked by the plaintiff lawyer’s demand.

After all...

No matter how you see it, three years for stealing a battery, it’s legal but feels off.

The presiding judge nodded at the plaintiff’s demands.

As a lawyer, you should look for your client’s best interests.

So how do you get the best?

Of course, you’d push the claim within the legal limits to the max!

As they say, if you want a window, first plan to take the roof off.

With the plaintiff lawyer’s request noted, the judge looked at Fei San.

”Defendant, tell us, why did you steal the battery?”

The defendant, Fei San, a middle-aged, frail, even emaciated man; his skin mostly hanging over bones, pitifully.

Hooked nose, sunken eyes, a strange gray tint on his face...

Gave the urge he should be in a mental ward.

At first inquiry, he seemed absent, lost in thought, dazed.

Until the judge raised his voice to ask again, did he snap back to reality.

Hearing the judge’s question, he didn’t answer right away but turned to his lawyer.

This was also something his lawyer repeatedly instructed him before coming.

”No matter who asks what, ask me first, don’t answer randomly!”

It was the only advice he remembered well.

So, immediately, Fei San turned and quietly asked:

”Lawyer Wang, how should I answer?”

Hearing Fei San’s question, Lawyer Wang wasn’t bothered, waving a hand: ”Just tell the truth; I can handle this case.”

He was pleased with Fei San’s response.

It meant Fei San listened to him.

In court, the last thing a lawyer wants is for a client to blurt things out and give the other side an edge.

Even when the opponent is at a disadvantage, a few wrong words can let them bounce back — seen often in legal history.

So having a client who trusts him felt great.

After all, it was just a battery theft case.

The amount was small, at worst a fine or short detention.

Despite the plaintiff lawyer’s show, it was just talk!

One theft case, three years in prison...

As this news spread, everyone there would be a laughingstock.

Seeing how confidently executed the proceedings, Fei San calmed.

So he steadied himself, looked at the judge, and loudly said:

”I stole the battery to sell for money.”

Lawyer Wang nodded approvingly from the side.

Exactly!

Just say it like that.

It’s just a battery theft case, just be honest.

No big deal.

Even if the client cooperates well, he could waive the detention.

The live stream viewers found Fei San’s proud posture amusing.

”Well, you’d think he was the thief with that stance.”

”Makes sense; he’s probably first time in court, a bit nervous but the crime isn’t severe, so no fear now.”

”Right, a bit of detention and a fine, no big deal to him, might eat better inside than out, then come out short on cash, and steal more batteries...”

”Isn’t that genius? You cracked the perpetual motion principle.”

”...”

The judge found Fei San’s behavior amusing, yet earnestly continued:

”So after selling the battery, what was the money for?”

Perhaps confidence made him blurt out:

”Isn’t money for hiring women?”

Woah!

The room and stream erupted.

Especially the live stream; stunned.

”Wait, what did he just say? Money was for what? Hiring women, what the hell?!”

”I thought he’d say it was for food, clothing, given his condition, all skin and bones.”

”Hahaha, that addicted, get a doll online, cheaper than hiring women!”

”True, with luck, like Wish’s old man yesterday, money-free!”

”Knife to the butt, showed something new; steal batteries, hire women... Is this joke real?”

”So excessive! Didn’t he think this through? Just blurted it out!”

”Hilarious! Usually, people lie on trial, but this ’honest young man’, first time seeing this.”

”Who to blame? Only his lawyer; one ’just speak the truth,’ and bro did just that; I’m dying laughing.”

”Hahaha, was just detention and fine, now a bigger charge.”

After shock, the stream viewers burst into laughter.

Flooding the chat with laughter-filled comments.

Meanwhile at the bench.

Upon hearing the defendant’s answer, the judge was stunned.

What did he just ask?

Seeing him all skin and bones, asking why he needed the money?

Normally they’d cry, play on emotion!

So he could rule easier, as a hungry thief selling for food, giving a moral buffer.

But now what?

Hire women?

Freely admitting the crime.

Whose watchman is this strong?!

Even the lawyers present were shocked.

With dozens of trials, never a defendant like Fei San... a knife to the butt revealing new tricks.

It’s their first time seeing this unbelievable level!

Fei San’s lawyer, speechless inside, looked at him.

”Dude, I said speak the truth, but you really just spoke the truth.”

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