My Players Are So Fierce

Little Potato opened his eyes underwater and saw his mom, who looked like a big fish, circling around him. Her fantastical posture was reminiscent of an ocean sprite.

“Dad’s going to be captivated by you now!”

Little Wei Ming shouted underwater, waving his hands:

“His eyes were glued, but Mom, turning into this shape means you can’t use your invincible American Iaido underwater!”

“It’s fine not to use it, for such breathtaking beauty and grace, sacrificing a bit of strength is bearable. Isn’t playing games all about playing with a smile? Besides, I can revert to my leg form and fight on land. This time I finally got a cool second stage transformation.”

Lady Judy replied with an easygoing tone, playing back and forth in the water with her daughter.

Within minutes, more girls who had chosen the mermaid template began to enter the water one after another. Although there weren’t many of them, with so many mermaid players swimming around, their big tails flipping created quite a spectacle.

Of course, some girls chose the Avenger Mermaid form, like Sister Maotu, who picked a colorful snake tail resembling a vibrant silver-ringed snake. Her body stretched straight to about three meters long, rising in the water like an alluring Medusa.

The Avenger Mermaid form is not as elegant as the mermaid, but their snake tails come with exotic scales on their faces as if painted heavily, exuding a dangerous allure of toxic beauty.

“What the hell! Why can only female players select this? No way! I want a big tail too! Development team, you’re the worst!”

Cheche from the student group lay on the rock, watching the girls frolicking in the water, feeling like Zhu Bajie mistakenly entering the Seven Fairies’ Bath, pounding the ground in frustration.

A moment later, he raised his head, in a manic manner, shouted at other students nearby:

“Isn’t this blatant gender discrimination? Damn! Is the development team planning to go the female-oriented route? I’m not okay with this! Let’s go, join me on the forum to protest, let’s punch the development team, let them taste the strength of us men.”

“What madness are you talking about? Who would care if you protest as a man boxer? Everyone will just laugh at you, okay? Mere nobodies trying to compare with version T0? With the development team’s ability to mess around, aren’t you afraid they’ll open a special ‘Black Loach’ option just for you with dreadlocks?”

Ayu, while admiring the mermaid players splashing in the water, retorted, pouting:

“Besides, given the development team’s astonishing wisdom, since there’s a female-exclusive template now, who’s to say there won’t be a male-focused template later on? And they’ve already stated clearly that this template is part of testing for the next race opening in the DLC, right? This implies the development team undoubtedly has more than just the mermaid template at hand, and recall the mysterious skeletal-grade palace-dress beauty NPC beside Sir Murphy these days… I heard from the Knight of Liwen, that palace-dress beauty is a big figure from Cloud Mist Sky. Cloud Mist Sky… In the story, it’s the Divine Kingdom of the Eastern Holy Spirit! Interesting, an irresponsible guess, I feel maybe in the next DLC they’ll open the dragonborn option, just imagining it is thrilling!”

“Dream on! The strength of the dragonborn is simply impossible to open at this stage, okay? A pure stats monster, did you see the Knight of Liwen going into battle alongside Golden Peach in dragonborn form?”

Gebao raised the Calculating Pearl, snapping pictures furiously, and loudly countered:

“Now that pair of besties, one melee, one ranged, one physical, one magic, they’re invincible! The Knight of Liwen can create a storm purification realm on his own, and Golden Peach with that strange glowing greatsword in hand. Called Stopper of Wars… the name itself speaks volumes, though I think calling it ‘Ashbringer’ is more fitting. And Golden Peach’s character info has changed. Yesterday I secretly used reconnaissance magic on her, found Golden Peach’s nickname changed from ‘Riptide Great Knight’ to ‘Radiant Knight Maiden’, maybe as we prepare for a version upgrade, NPCs also silently upgraded.”

“Sigh, now it’s just irresponsible speculation, since we’re all fantasizing, why not imagine the good stuff?”

Ayu waved his hand, not planning to argue with the ETC-transformed nitpicky brothers, then got nudged on the arm by Meow Meow Shark.

A group of students followed Meow Meow Shark’s gaze and saw Daddy Potato half-kneeling on the rock, gazing passionately at Lady Judy emerging from the water.

Lady Judy emerged halfway from the water, reached out and stroked her husband’s cheek, then embraced his neck, kissed together, amid the cheering of a group of men and women, pulled Daddy Potato into the water.

This scene left the student group looking at each other, then the single Electronic Snail cursed vehemently:

“Damn! Caribbean Pirate plot perfectly replicated, what’s called COS? This is the most perfect COS! Brothers, this dish of dog food, I’ll eat first in homage, damn envy such divine romance, I actually believe in love again… Come quick! Who’ll give me a slap to wake me up?”