Mr Fu, I Really Love You

Zhang Yihan turned around to look at Yang Feifei, seemingly in a dilemma. “I think what she says makes sense!”

As the host of the show, Dong Yijie naturally knew the usual tricks the production crew played. He nodded in agreement. “Why don’t we just let her have a look? We won’t suffer a loss or anything!”

“I have to tell you guys that Yun Liuli has a photographic memory!” Shi Hanchu spoke slowly, appearing as elegant as ever. “Why don’t you guys show us the map for 10 minutes? Ten minutes later, we’ll help you guys up. How’s that?”

Yun Liuli didn’t panic and simply spoke slowly in a nonchalant manner. “Yeah! Ten minutes later… Team Blue will have gone so far away. Even if the production crew lets us out, you guys won’t be able to catch up to them. Moreover, with the mapless Team Unlucky tagging along, believe me… you guys will also be very unlucky!”

Team Red was speechless.

Seeing this, Liu Yuxi quickly added, “Moreover, since Sister Liuli has a photographic memory… after looking at your map, we’ll definitely want to see Team Blue’s map, so we’ll definitely follow Team Blue around. Team Blue’s going to be the unlucky one next… You guys could leave quickly. Without the first half of the map, Team Blue definitely won’t be able to catch up to you. Look… it’s a good deal for you!”

Team Red: But we don’t have the latter half of the map either.

Liu Yuxi noticed that Yang Feifei seemed really terrified of insects, for the latter wore a wary expression as she stared at her surroundings intently, afraid many-legged insects would suddenly crawl out from somewhere!

Liu Yuxi continued, “Look, our Team Unlucky is really ominous. Whoever is with us will be unlucky with us! All three teams set off together, but because we chose to stick to your Team Red, our two teams fell into the trap together. Whereas, Team Blue is perfectly unscathed!”

Team Red: Team Unlucky seems rather proud!

“The bugs are crawling towards your legs!” Yun Liuli pointed at Yang Feifei’s feet, deliberately scaring her.

The frightened Yang Feifei dodged backward. As the team leader, she finally bit her lip and handed their map to Yun Liuli. “Here, here! Hurry up and give me the insect repellent spray and buckles!”

Yun Liuli took the map and handed the insect repellent spray and buckles to Yang Feifei.

After receiving the map, Yun Liuli took out an umbrella from her bag and let Liu Yuxi hold it up. She looked at the map under the umbrella, claiming that she was afraid that Team Blue would peek at the map. After all, they were at a lower height since they were down in the hole, and it was easy for Team Blue to peek from up there.

The film crew was speechless.

How many things were there in Yun Liuli’s backpack exactly! Could they confiscate it?

Team Blue was speechless as well.

Need they be so guarded?

Right now, even the cameras couldn’t capture Yun Liuli and Liu Yuxi, who were under the umbrella.

After taking a look at the map, Yun Liuli took out the emergency phone Gu Qingcheng packed for her. After taking a photo, she kept to her word and returned the map to Team Red.

The film crew was speechless.

What did Yun Liuli just take out from her backpack again?

The film crew regretted their decision very much. Why did they show kindness because they felt bad that the obedient-looking Yun Liuli was allocated to Team Unlucky… and let her take her backpack with her? What sins had they committed!

Under the umbrella with Liu Yuxi, basking in the sunshine in the massive hole, the sweet Yun Liuli drew out Team Red’s map on a notebook for Liu Yuxi. That way, if the production crew were to play some tricks that caused the two of them to be separated, Liu Yuxi would at least have a map to refer to! After that, they obediently waited for the production crew to get them out.

Team Blue was strategizing outside. Without Team Red’s map, they were afraid they would take the wrong path and that Team Red would overtake them when they got out. Also, they were worried about the devil-like Yun Liuli, for, after all, Yun Liuli had seen Team Red’s map now.

Indeed, after being stuck in the hole for another 10 minutes, one of the more authoritative aboriginal warriors came forth and said that their tribe was most in awe of warriors. So long as one of them managed to hit the apple hanging from the tree with a bow and arrow, they could leave. But everyone only had one chance each.

Team Red was counting on Zhang Yihan!

The badminton Olympic champion reassured them it was going to be easy.

Yun Liuli raised a hand to speak. “I want to ask a question!”

The film crew: No, you don’t!

The aboriginal warrior nodded his consent for Yun Liuli to speak.

Yun Liuli asked, “It will do so long as I hit the apple, right? Regardless of whether I hit it lying down, sitting down… or running around, etcetera. So long as I hit the apple, it counts, right…”

The aboriginal warrior nodded. “Of course! But you’ve got to use a bow and arrow!”

The film crew suddenly had a bad premonition.

Yun Liuli nodded to indicate that she understood now.

“We can get Zhang Yihan to teach us, step by step!” Dong Yijie, as a regular guest on the show, understood the rules very well.

The aboriginal warrior pounded his chest with his fist. “Of course, us warriors are always happy to render help to others!”

Yang Feifei was elated to hear this. “Finally, we can get rid of Team Unlucky! Sorry, Liuli, Yuxi… this is a competition. We really don’t wish to be as unlucky as you guys!”

Yun Liuli nodded seriously, acknowledging her words.

Yang Feifei and Dong Yijie completed their shooting task by placing their arms on Zhang Yihan’s arms.

As Team Red happily prepared to leave, they saw Yun Liuli pulling Liu Yuxi to the apple and using her bow to strike the apple. Liu Yuxi followed her lead and used her bow to strike the apple as well.

Liu Yuxi obediently waved at that aboriginal warrior. “Bye-bye warrior!”

The aboriginal warrior raised a hand. “No! You… you can’t leave like this!”

“I asked about the rules earlier. You were the one who said… regardless of how we hit it, it’s fine so long as we manage to hit it!” Yun Liuli shrugged in innocence.

The aboriginal warrior was speechless.

This wasn’t what they meant!

The film crew, too, was speechless.

Was Yun Liuli a devil?

Team Red, who was happily preparing to leave, was also speechless.

How did it come to this? So simple? What happened to Team Unlucky being unlucky? Why did they feel like Yun Liuli and her teammate were the lucky duo, whereas them, Team Red, were the unlucky ones instead!

Or, was it that the unlucky team was the one that stuck with Yun Liuli?

The three guys of Team Blue stood by the side. Shi Hanchu very gentlemanly clapped for Yun Liuli’s wit.

Show wrecker! Yun Liuli was absolutely there to wreck the show!

Although the film crew was helpless, Director Zhou Yuxiang was certain that this episode’s ratings would be very high!

Previously, it was trendy for show producers to play pranks on celebrities, but recently, the trend had reversed… The audience was now more fond of seeing celebrities play pranks on the production crew!