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Chapter 285: College Students on Summer Break · Oct 11, 2026

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251 Chapter 251 — The FBI’s Invitation 2026-10-11
252 Chapter 252 — A Place Where No One Comes. (Bonus) 2026-10-11
253 Chapter 253 — The Delivery 2026-10-11
254 Chapter 254 — A Distant Relative 2026-10-11
255 Chapter 255 — Barbara Morse ( Bonus) 2026-10-11
256 Chapter 256 — Hollywood Tour 2026-10-11
257 Chapter 257 — Griffith Observatory 2026-10-11
258 Chapter 258 — Beautiful From Afar, Unforgiving Up Close (Bonus) 2026-10-11
259 Chapter 259 — The Intern Agent 2026-10-11
260 Chapter 260 — Shifting the Focus 2026-10-11
261 Chapter 261 — A Failed Break-In 2026-10-11
262 Chapter 262 — The Banquet Invitation 2026-10-11
263 Chapter 263 — A Party of Old Legends 2026-10-11
264 Chapter 264 — An Unreliable Project 2026-10-11
265 Chapter 265 — A Mismatched Circle 2026-10-11
266 Chapter 266 — Tony, Long Time No See 2026-10-11
267 Chapter 267 — The Metamorphosis of Stark Industries 2026-10-11
268 Chapter 268 — Troubles Beneath the Surface (Bonus) 2026-10-11
269 Chapter 269 — Stark Pictures 2026-10-11
270 Chapter 270 — The Higher You Stand, the More Blind Spots You Have 2026-10-11
271 Chapter 271 — Daily Life in Los Angeles 2026-10-11
272 Chapter 272 — The Thief 2026-10-11
273 Chapter 273 — The Dream Chaser 2026-10-11
274 Chapter 274 — Charlize Theron 2026-10-11
275 Chapter 275 — The Narrow Road to Success 2026-10-11
276 Chapter 276 — Progress on the Tiger Translator 2026-10-11
277 Chapter 277 — Meeting Again 2026-10-11
278 Chapter 278: A Request 2026-10-11
279 Chapter 279: The Talent Scout 2026-10-11
280 Chapter 280: Another Favor 2026-10-11
281 Chapter 281: Another Ordinary Day in Los Angeles 2026-10-11
282 Chapter 282: The Future Best Actress Goes House-Hunting 2026-10-11
283 Chapter 283: The New Neighbor 2026-10-11
284 Chapter 284: Camping Day 2026-10-11
285 Chapter 285: College Students on Summer Break 2026-10-11
286 Chapter 286 — Driving 2026-10-11
287 Chapter 287 — The Walk 2026-10-11
288 Chapter 288 — Hunting 2026-10-11
289 Chapter 289 — Camp Dinner 2026-10-11
290 Chapter 290 — Cards on the Table 2026-10-11
291 Chapter 291 — A Failure That Isn’t One ( Bonus ) 2026-10-11
292 Chapter 292 — Reflections on the Beach 2026-10-11
293 Chapter 293 — Construction and a Call for Help 2026-10-11
294 Chapter 294 — The Photoshoot Scene 2026-10-11
295 Chapter 295 — Smooth Termination 2026-10-11
296 Chapter 296 — Passion and Confession 2026-10-11
297 Chapter 297 — A Rather Unconventional Dinner 2026-10-11
298 Chapter 298 — Planning for the Future 2026-10-11
299 Chapter 299 — The Henry-Brand Teaching Program 2026-10-11
300 Chapter 300 — A Trip to the Continental 2026-10-11

Chapter 285: Chapter 285: College Students on Summer Break

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Barbara was not the type of girl who embarrassed easily.

She immediately pressed herself against Henry, looping her arm through his and squishing soft, indescribable things against him as she said:

”Campus is full of the same old bookworms or those special-admission guys who’ve injected so much steroid their brains are mush.

What’s the point of any of them?

”If I wanted to hook some rich sucker, I’d go to Harvard or Yale.

Judging by your gear, you’re going camping? Perfect timing—take me with you.”

Henry didn’t pull his arm back—not because he intended to enjoy the moment, but because he was staring at her with a very strange expression.

Could this girl... dare?

”I already have a companion coming with me.

Maybe you should take a look at them before you decide,” he said.

”Companion?” Barbara released his arm, flicked her hair, making it shimmer under the sun. Pride sparkled in her eyes. ”Who would say no to a girl like me?”

Henry answered honestly:

”Well... it definitely won’t say no to you.

—After all, you’d make a decent emergency ration.”

”—But whether you’d feel the same, that’s another matter.”

Just as Barbara was about to latch onto him again, Henry blocked her with a hand.

”Anyway, let me go bring it down first,” he said, turning back toward the stairwell of the apartment building.

Barbara watched him leave and finally remembered to wave at Gary, who was lounging nearby in a deck chair, tanning in his usual flamboyant attire.

”Hi, Gary! I’m here to hang out!”

”Summer break already?” Gary asked.

”Yep! School ended at the end of May. One more year and I graduate. I had things to prepare, so I was busy until now. Finally got time to visit.”

But just then—

As she remembered Henry saying the word ”leash”... and looked at Gary’s expression...

Barbara suddenly realized something terrifying:

Henry might actually be bringing his ”pet” camping.

And sure enough—

When Henry stepped out of the building again, he was holding an iron chain attached to a massive tiger—yellow fur striped with black, easily five hundred pounds.

Barbara’s face drained of color.

She stumbled back two steps.

Henry didn’t bring the tiger too close.

He stopped a safe distance away, hauled Katie into his arms like she was a housecat, lifted her front paws, and waved them at Barbara.

”Hello, Poppy! I’m Katie! Nice to meet you.”

He puppeted the giant tiger like it was a stuffed toy.

The tiger’s expression screamed pure disgust, head craning backward, refusing to make eye contact like a diva refusing paparazzi.

”H-hello... Katie,” Barbara managed, raising her hand stiffly.

Henry didn’t spare her feelings.

He simply guided Katie into the back seat, looped the chain around the reinforced anchor he’d installed in the car.

A big cat might be sweet at home, but outdoors?

No one knew what could trigger an attack.

And this wasn’t just any pet—this was a tiger.

If someone got hurt, the regret wouldn’t even be the biggest issue—the legal consequences alone were a nightmare.

Even if Katie didn’t harm anyone, a tiger strolling down a street was a public threat.

And hilariously, this was one of those rare times public paranoia was absolutely reasonable.

So to minimize risk and avoid any accidents, Henry secured Katie thoroughly.

He had no desire to ever face a situation where he might be forced to put her down.

California hadn’t banned big cats yet, but injuries were another matter entirely.

Once Katie was properly restrained, Henry opened both rear windows.

The chain let her poke her head out either side, but not jump out.

Only then did Henry turn toward Barbara—who was still standing at a safe distance.

”I’m mostly taking the tabby cat out,” he said. ”Still want to come?”

”Tabby?” Barbara stared.

”You’re sure?”

”This little kitty? Harmless. Who could it scare?”

Henry said as he tugged affectionately at Katie’s whiskers.

Katie immediately jerked her head and chomped down on Henry’s whole hand—right up to the palm—then locked eyes with him, pupils narrowing affectionately, chewing without actually hurting him.

Henry’s forehead veins popped, but he forced a smile, pried open her jaws, and withdrew his very wet hand.

”Sometimes she gets my hand all slobbery. Bit annoying to clean,” he said casually.

Barbara shook her head violently.

She was just a normal human—no bulletproof skin, and certainly not tiger-bite resistant.

One bite for Henry meant a wet hand.

One bite for her meant... choosing a prosthetic.

If she were here just for a mission, Barbara Morse might have turned tail and run.

But a strange courage bubbled in her chest, and she forced a wobbly smile.

”If I... get familiar with Katie... she won’t bite me, right?”

Hmm.

Did tigers have a ”don’t bite acquaintances” instinct?

Henry was still thinking about it.

But he said:

”If you’re free and you still want to come along, I won’t stop you. Katie doesn’t bite people for no reason. I’m just worried most people won’t believe that and freak out.

But...”

His eyes dropped to her outfit.

”...you probably don’t want to hike into the wilderness dressed like that.”

The clothes weren’t the problem.

The high heels were.

Those shoes could deliver critical damage if she kicked someone or stepped on them, but they had zero bonuses to mobility.

Henry’s plan was to drive until the road ended, then go deep into the forest to set up camp—he definitely wasn’t settling for some roadside camping ground.

Unwilling to be dismissed, Barbara gritted her teeth.

”Wait for me!”

She grabbed her suitcase, marched straight toward Gary.

”Bathroom. Borrowing it,” she barked, storming inside with enough force to murder someone if challenged.

Gary froze, terrified into silence.

Moments later, Barbara emerged—

in full battle mode.

A cropped pale-yellow T-shirt, tied under the bust to reveal smooth, toned abs.

A wide neckline showing one shoulder and a teasingly thin strap.

Ultra-short denim shorts—any shorter and they’d be illegal.

Long, shapely legs with well-trained curves.

And on her feet—

NIKE running shoes with the unmistakable swoosh.

Thanks to Michael Jordan, Nike was rising to rival adidas.

Back in February, she’d been ambushed into a ten-kilometer hike at Griffith Observatory.

They never went, but she wasn’t about to be unprepared again.

Sky, mountains, forest—bring it on.

Barbara posed proudly, soaking in the approving looks from Henry, Gary, and even the surrounding air.

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